whats the strangest e-mail that you have ever recieved ?

shit, did I send that to you?
my bad, it was meant for Kimmy...dang my fat typing fingers...

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I got this today

"Listen, for the last time, we DO NOT sell bondage gear with the goats. STOP ASKING!!!"

Ya, whatever

here's one of the weirest threads of emails ive gotten;

To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: From a fan of rawpussy.com


ok, man, I have just found a new respect for you. The fact that you even responded to my e-mail is fuckin sweet. What adds to it is the way you handle criticisim. Thanks man. You have changed my mind, and yes, I will click more carefully in the future.


Katphish([email protected])


no problem man, glad u like to freeload on my site with no consideration
for my $1,000 bandwidht bill I have per month. glad my hard work was
supporting your jerk off session and you did nothing in return for
me.... do you think i am subsidized by the government to keep transmission
of STDS down by promoting jerking off? NO.... do u think i sell my cock
on the corner for the money to afford to run a site like mine? well guess
fucking what, i *dont*.... one must adapt if accounts payables and
receivables are bass-ackwards my freeloading friend... i hope you never
come to my site ever again you frickin freeloader.... and if you were
*smart* youd know what to click on and what not to click on, so why dont
you go panhandle for porn somewhere else? pathetic cheap ass tighwad loser!!!

K-MaN
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At 07:30 PM 11/12/2001 -0500, you wrote:
Hey Kman, I used to love your site. I would visit at least once a
day! But now that you have changed it and put a bunch of crap that just
goes in circles, I have lost all intrest in visiting your site. I I used
to be able to get exactly what I was looking for from your site, and I
used to referr everyone I knew. But now your site totally sux
ass. THANKS for the let down bro.


Katphish([email protected])

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kmanrox,

that email fucking rules! Thanks for sharing... that made my whole week.

haha np -- i have a severe temper problem, and in RL i get physical, thru email it REALLY flips my lid cuz i cant do shit about it hehe

;-)

i've got a nice fanmail:

"Send me teen pics"

that was all he said in that email.

i didn't reply, but kman should have had tons of fun

The best one I ever got a was a simple

"who r u?"

I get emails all the time from guys telling me that they wanna fuck me. Hell, one guy even said that he'd pay for me to fly over to his country to see him. He would've been shocked to see me walk out of the plane, ha ha ha.

Then there's this one person that emailed me a billion times about condoms and how to use them. He was some foreign youngster.

I got one fella trying to negotiate the 3.95 trial price down to 1.95. Maybe i dont follow my pennies as close as others, but man, its 2 bucks. I dont know what 12clicks was thinking.

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I've told him time and time again we don't do 1.95 trials, even for him.

lol I delete all thoses mails after the first is read

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Too bad shipping them would probably be a class 5 biohazard haha.

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Can I get that email addy from you? I've recently perfected my time travel and teleportation skills.

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I'm really not anyone important...

Got this one today:

"i want to see jessica alba being fucked but cant find it help"

I sent him to my dialer sponsor.

back when I was at the hound I got one that said somehting to the effect of:

"
Dear Steve~
Don't you ever let me catch you cheating again you son of a bitch! How could you do that to me? I can't believe you are the type of asshole who would do that! ... blah blah blah.."

it was funny as hell because it was addressed to '[email protected]' heheheh



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-TaDoW
I'm really not anyone important...

I love the emails I get saying 'I'm not a stalker but could you please tell me how I can get in contact with this porn model as I'm in love with her and really want to meet her."

I must get 2-3 like that a week now. ( I think half of them are from Drewkole though)

Sleazy, you send me those e-mails all the time, and quite frankly, i think it's cute! nothing to be ashamed of!!!

;-PPP



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