Went out with a girl yesterday.... - GoFuckYourself.com

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 04:37 AM

met her online, on the photos she was alright, nothing special, met her, she was fucking hot, petite body, nice small tits, nice little round ass...you know the whole deal...
anyway we went straight to my place to hit a few shots of Jagermeister....found out she smokes, we light a fattie up, next thing i know we are laughing our asses off high like motherfuckers, and then, next thing i know im fucking her, no condom, came straight in her pussy...arghhhh fuck...well my dick doesn't ich so it's a good think, but then she told me she doesn't take pills, and now you see, there is no 24/7 pharmacys around here, so I can't buy her that after pill or whatever...
anyway gave her money hopefully she gonna buy them....man am i an idiot...

BastarD · 03-03-2005, 04:39 AM

Let's see you posting here in 9 months

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 04:39 AM

roflmao

iwantchixx · 03-03-2005, 04:40 AM

OWNED.

j/k. Fucked up shit always happens man.. Don't beat yourself up over it. I'm sure it will all work out. The chances of her getting pregnant though are slim to none. It's not as easy to get pregnant as people make it seem.

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

OWNED.

j/k. Fucked up shit always happens man.. Don't beat yourself up over it. I'm sure it will all work out. The chances of her getting pregnant though are slim to none. It's not as easy to get pregnant as people make it seem.

she is about 2 weeks after her period

beemk · 03-03-2005, 04:43 AM

i would go get checked out. if she fucked you being some guy she met off the internet after a few hours without a condom imagine how many other times shes done it.

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 04:44 AM

i wanted to fuck her with a condom, but i didnt feel shit

bigdog · 03-03-2005, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

i would go get checked out. if she fucked you being some guy she met off the internet after a few hours without a condom imagine how many other times shes done it.

you would think that, but everyone thinks they are special and she only is fucking them without a condom

polish_aristocrat · 03-03-2005, 04:48 AM

sounds like fun ;)

Dirty F · 03-03-2005, 04:50 AM

You live in the hood or what?

Dirty F · 03-03-2005, 04:51 AM

And you picked up some hood rat?

gh0st · 03-03-2005, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bigdog

you would think that, but everyone thinks they are special and she only is fucking them without a condom

true and that scares me, i hate reality

Dirty F · 03-03-2005, 04:52 AM

What kind of girl goes to a strangers house, gets drunk, gets stoned and then lets him fuck her unprotected? You either scored a crack whore or youre making this up.

fl_prn_str · 03-03-2005, 04:52 AM

remember these words.....are you my baby?s daddy?

Wiggles · 03-03-2005, 05:02 AM

she is probably a whore and her gimmick is to say she needs money for the afterpill.

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

What kind of girl goes to a strangers house, gets drunk, gets stoned and then lets him fuck her unprotected? You either scored a crack whore or youre making this up.

actually she is a girl with more then a few family problems.

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

remember these words.....are you my baby?s daddy?

CDSmith · 03-03-2005, 05:06 AM

Wait.... you went out with a whole girl??

Damn I wish I.... uh, nevermind.

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

What kind of girl goes....

btw, the same kinda girl that is a virgin and would want me to fuck her by the second time she met me.

DarkJedi · 03-03-2005, 05:14 AM

what a hoe.

enjoy teh Black AIDS.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-03-2005, 05:18 AM

In the first post, you just met her yesterday, and a few posts later (after supposedly doing the nasty), you suddenly indicate that she is two weeks past her period. WTF?

You are either one dumb SOB or a liar. Either way, I hope she is not pregnant, since you both (presuming she even exists) seem intent on polluting the gene pool with your moron genes.

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RobD · 03-03-2005, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkH

actually she is a girl with more then a few family problems.

no shit! I would have never imagined that

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

In the first post, you just met her yesterday, and a few posts later (after supposedly doing the nasty), you suddenly indicate that she is two weeks past her period. WTF?

You are either one dumb SOB or a liar. Either way, I hope she is not pregnant, since you both (presuming she even exists) seem intent on polluting the gene pool with your moron genes.

ADG Webmaster

actually you idiot, i asked her how long has it been...because you get pregnant only between period to period.

dumb fuck

Dalai lama · 03-03-2005, 05:23 AM

You proberly got another 'gift' from her

hova · 03-03-2005, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkH

actually she is a girl with more then a few family problems.

I never would have thought

b0nkers · 03-03-2005, 05:55 AM

post up her pics so we can see if it was worth it or not ;)

fl_prn_str · 03-03-2005, 05:56 AM

I need this girls number.......i have a job for her today.......can she do an interracial anal midget gangbang?

pushpills · 03-03-2005, 05:59 AM

that's pretty dumb of you. any girl who says "oh...you dont really need to use a condom" the first time you're having sex, has said this maaany times before. even if you dont get off while using the condom, fuck her for a while with a condom and have her give you head. she prolly sucks a mean dick.

most people like you wont make good money in this or any biz, you clearly cannot weigh risk.

fl_prn_str · 03-03-2005, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkH

btw, the same kinda girl that is a virgin and would want me to fuck her by the second time she met me.

hummmm lost me here......

Basic_man · 03-03-2005, 06:02 AM

Damn man, you are so irresponsible !

Corleone · 03-03-2005, 06:13 AM

I'd be more afraid of AIDS and other STDs

I always have condoms at home ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-03-2005, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkH

actually you idiot, i asked her how long has it been...because you get pregnant only between period to period.

dumb fuck

To quote the last phrase in your first post about yourself, "man am I (MarkH) an idiot".

If you knew so much about women's cycles prior to sleeping with the chick, then presumably you would have excercised more caution.

Two weeks after her last period, puts her approximately right in between periods, proving my point that you are a stupid SOB if you only asked about, and found out - only after boinking her, that she is precisely in between periods, making her most vulnerable for pregnancy.

If I were you, I would be a lot more worried about AIDS and STDs, if as appears to be the case, you are both so stupid to have even put yourselves in this position.

Anyway, good luck. Hopefully you will both emerge from this unscathed and possibly wiser than before.

This reeks of a hoax. Too much melodrama and BS for me.

ADG Webmaster

digi · 03-03-2005, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Two weeks after her last period, puts her approximately right in between periods, proving my point that you are a stupid SOB if you only asked about, and found out - only after boinking her, that she is precisely in between periods, making her most vulnerable for pregnancy.

who asks their dates if they are between periods prior to the fucking?

rest of your post was on point though

Sosa · 03-03-2005, 08:27 AM

yo, you gonna be a daddy!

gangbangjoe · 03-03-2005, 08:31 AM

this really sucks

i hope for ya she bought the pill

nojob · 03-03-2005, 08:33 AM

damn. u gonna be the daddy.

spideriux · 03-03-2005, 08:35 AM

sounds good he he

Dirty F · 03-03-2005, 11:39 AM

Bump

This guy is so full of shit. Everybody should read it.

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by digi

who asks their dates if they are between periods prior to the fucking?

rest of your post was on point though

i asked her AFTER i came, not before lol

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pushpills

that's pretty dumb of you. any girl who says "oh...you dont really need to use a condom" the first time you're having sex, has said this maaany times before. even if you dont get off while using the condom, fuck her for a while with a condom and have her give you head. she prolly sucks a mean dick.

most people like you wont make good money in this or any biz, you clearly cannot weigh risk.

she never said that, i told her that i dont like the condom, i thought to fuck her a little while and then wear it, or atleast cum outside of her...

MarkH · 03-03-2005, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck

Bump

This guy is so full of shit. Everybody should read it.

keep polishing that cock of yours, just because girls don't fuck with you on the first time doesn't mean this shit doesn't happen

03-03-2005, 04:37 AM	#1
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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	What kind of girl goes to a strangers house, gets drunk, gets stoned and then lets him fuck her unprotected? You either scored a crack whore or youre making this up.

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pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	that's pretty dumb of you. any girl who says "oh...you dont really need to use a condom" the first time you're having sex, has said this maaany times before. even if you dont get off while using the condom, fuck her for a while with a condom and have her give you head. she prolly sucks a mean dick. most people like you wont make good money in this or any biz, you clearly cannot weigh risk.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Bump This guy is so full of shit. Everybody should read it.