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MarkH 03-03-2005 04:37 AM

Went out with a girl yesterday....
 
met her online, on the photos she was alright, nothing special, met her, she was fucking hot, petite body, nice small tits, nice little round ass...you know the whole deal...
anyway we went straight to my place to hit a few shots of Jagermeister....found out she smokes, we light a fattie up, next thing i know we are laughing our asses off high like motherfuckers, and then, next thing i know im fucking her, no condom, came straight in her pussy...arghhhh fuck...well my dick doesn't ich so it's a good think, but then she told me she doesn't take pills, and now you see, there is no 24/7 pharmacys around here, so I can't buy her that after pill or whatever...
anyway gave her money hopefully she gonna buy them....man am i an idiot... :disgust

BastarD 03-03-2005 04:39 AM

Let's see you posting here in 9 months :)

MarkH 03-03-2005 04:39 AM

roflmao :1orglaugh

iwantchixx 03-03-2005 04:40 AM

OWNED.

j/k. Fucked up shit always happens man.. Don't beat yourself up over it. I'm sure it will all work out. The chances of her getting pregnant though are slim to none. It's not as easy to get pregnant as people make it seem.

MarkH 03-03-2005 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwantchixx
OWNED.

j/k. Fucked up shit always happens man.. Don't beat yourself up over it. I'm sure it will all work out. The chances of her getting pregnant though are slim to none. It's not as easy to get pregnant as people make it seem.

she is about 2 weeks after her period :(

beemk 03-03-2005 04:43 AM

i would go get checked out. if she fucked you being some guy she met off the internet after a few hours without a condom imagine how many other times shes done it.

MarkH 03-03-2005 04:44 AM

i wanted to fuck her with a condom, but i didnt feel shit :(

bigdog 03-03-2005 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk
i would go get checked out. if she fucked you being some guy she met off the internet after a few hours without a condom imagine how many other times shes done it.

you would think that, but everyone thinks they are special and she only is fucking them without a condom

polish_aristocrat 03-03-2005 04:48 AM

sounds like fun ;)

Dirty F 03-03-2005 04:50 AM

You live in the hood or what?

Dirty F 03-03-2005 04:51 AM

And you picked up some hood rat?

gh0st 03-03-2005 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdog
you would think that, but everyone thinks they are special and she only is fucking them without a condom

true and that scares me, i hate reality

Dirty F 03-03-2005 04:52 AM

What kind of girl goes to a strangers house, gets drunk, gets stoned and then lets him fuck her unprotected? You either scored a crack whore or youre making this up.

fl_prn_str 03-03-2005 04:52 AM

remember these words.....are you my baby?s daddy?

Wiggles 03-03-2005 05:02 AM

she is probably a whore and her gimmick is to say she needs money for the afterpill.

MarkH 03-03-2005 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
What kind of girl goes to a strangers house, gets drunk, gets stoned and then lets him fuck her unprotected? You either scored a crack whore or youre making this up.

actually she is a girl with more then a few family problems.

MarkH 03-03-2005 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str
remember these words.....are you my baby?s daddy?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-03-2005 05:06 AM

Wait.... you went out with a whole girl??


Damn I wish I.... uh, nevermind.

MarkH 03-03-2005 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
What kind of girl goes....

btw, the same kinda girl that is a virgin and would want me to fuck her by the second time she met me.

DarkJedi 03-03-2005 05:14 AM

what a hoe.

enjoy teh Black AIDS.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-03-2005 05:18 AM

The best stories happen early in the morning...
 
In the first post, you just met her yesterday, and a few posts later (after supposedly doing the nasty), you suddenly indicate that she is two weeks past her period. WTF?

You are either one dumb SOB or a liar. Either way, I hope she is not pregnant, since you both (presuming she even exists) seem intent on polluting the gene pool with your moron genes.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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RobD 03-03-2005 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkH
actually she is a girl with more then a few family problems.

no shit! I would have never imagined that :1orglaugh

MarkH 03-03-2005 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
In the first post, you just met her yesterday, and a few posts later (after supposedly doing the nasty), you suddenly indicate that she is two weeks past her period. WTF?

You are either one dumb SOB or a liar. Either way, I hope she is not pregnant, since you both (presuming she even exists) seem intent on polluting the gene pool with your moron genes.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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actually you idiot, i asked her how long has it been...because you get pregnant only between period to period.

dumb fuck

Dalai lama 03-03-2005 05:23 AM

You proberly got another 'gift' from her :1orglaugh

hova 03-03-2005 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkH
actually she is a girl with more then a few family problems.

I never would have thought

b0nkers 03-03-2005 05:55 AM

post up her pics so we can see if it was worth it or not ;)

fl_prn_str 03-03-2005 05:56 AM

I need this girls number.......i have a job for her today.......can she do an interracial anal midget gangbang?

pushpills 03-03-2005 05:59 AM

that's pretty dumb of you. any girl who says "oh...you dont really need to use a condom" the first time you're having sex, has said this maaany times before. even if you dont get off while using the condom, fuck her for a while with a condom and have her give you head. she prolly sucks a mean dick.

most people like you wont make good money in this or any biz, you clearly cannot weigh risk.

fl_prn_str 03-03-2005 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkH
btw, the same kinda girl that is a virgin and would want me to fuck her by the second time she met me.


hummmm lost me here...... :helpme

Basic_man 03-03-2005 06:02 AM

Damn man, you are so irresponsible ! :(

Corleone 03-03-2005 06:13 AM

I'd be more afraid of AIDS and other STDs

I always have condoms at home ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-03-2005 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarkH
actually you idiot, i asked her how long has it been...because you get pregnant only between period to period.

dumb fuck

To quote the last phrase in your first post about yourself, "man am I (MarkH) an idiot".

If you knew so much about women's cycles prior to sleeping with the chick, then presumably you would have excercised more caution.

Two weeks after her last period, puts her approximately right in between periods, proving my point that you are a stupid SOB if you only asked about, and found out - only after boinking her, that she is precisely in between periods, making her most vulnerable for pregnancy.

If I were you, I would be a lot more worried about AIDS and STDs, if as appears to be the case, you are both so stupid to have even put yourselves in this position.

Anyway, good luck. Hopefully you will both emerge from this unscathed and possibly wiser than before.

This reeks of a hoax. Too much melodrama and BS for me.

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digi 03-03-2005 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Two weeks after her last period, puts her approximately right in between periods, proving my point that you are a stupid SOB if you only asked about, and found out - only after boinking her, that she is precisely in between periods, making her most vulnerable for pregnancy.

who asks their dates if they are between periods prior to the fucking? :helpme

rest of your post was on point though :thumbsup

Sosa 03-03-2005 08:27 AM

yo, you gonna be a daddy!

gangbangjoe 03-03-2005 08:31 AM

this really sucks

i hope for ya she bought the pill

nojob 03-03-2005 08:33 AM

damn. u gonna be the daddy.

spideriux 03-03-2005 08:35 AM

sounds good he he :)

Dirty F 03-03-2005 11:39 AM

Bump

This guy is so full of shit. Everybody should read it.

MarkH 03-03-2005 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi
who asks their dates if they are between periods prior to the fucking? :helpme

rest of your post was on point though :thumbsup

i asked her AFTER i came, not before lol

MarkH 03-03-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pushpills
that's pretty dumb of you. any girl who says "oh...you dont really need to use a condom" the first time you're having sex, has said this maaany times before. even if you dont get off while using the condom, fuck her for a while with a condom and have her give you head. she prolly sucks a mean dick.

most people like you wont make good money in this or any biz, you clearly cannot weigh risk.

she never said that, i told her that i dont like the condom, i thought to fuck her a little while and then wear it, or atleast cum outside of her...

MarkH 03-03-2005 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Bump

This guy is so full of shit. Everybody should read it.

keep polishing that cock of yours, just because girls don't fuck with you on the first time doesn't mean this shit doesn't happen


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