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Went out with a girl yesterday....
met her online, on the photos she was alright, nothing special, met her, she was fucking hot, petite body, nice small tits, nice little round ass...you know the whole deal...
anyway we went straight to my place to hit a few shots of Jagermeister....found out she smokes, we light a fattie up, next thing i know we are laughing our asses off high like motherfuckers, and then, next thing i know im fucking her, no condom, came straight in her pussy...arghhhh fuck...well my dick doesn't ich so it's a good think, but then she told me she doesn't take pills, and now you see, there is no 24/7 pharmacys around here, so I can't buy her that after pill or whatever... anyway gave her money hopefully she gonna buy them....man am i an idiot... :disgust |
Let's see you posting here in 9 months :)
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roflmao :1orglaugh
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OWNED.
j/k. Fucked up shit always happens man.. Don't beat yourself up over it. I'm sure it will all work out. The chances of her getting pregnant though are slim to none. It's not as easy to get pregnant as people make it seem. |
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i would go get checked out. if she fucked you being some guy she met off the internet after a few hours without a condom imagine how many other times shes done it.
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i wanted to fuck her with a condom, but i didnt feel shit :(
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sounds like fun ;)
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You live in the hood or what?
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And you picked up some hood rat?
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What kind of girl goes to a strangers house, gets drunk, gets stoned and then lets him fuck her unprotected? You either scored a crack whore or youre making this up.
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remember these words.....are you my baby?s daddy?
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she is probably a whore and her gimmick is to say she needs money for the afterpill.
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Wait.... you went out with a whole girl??
Damn I wish I.... uh, nevermind. |
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what a hoe.
enjoy teh Black AIDS. |
The best stories happen early in the morning...
In the first post, you just met her yesterday, and a few posts later (after supposedly doing the nasty), you suddenly indicate that she is two weeks past her period. WTF?
You are either one dumb SOB or a liar. Either way, I hope she is not pregnant, since you both (presuming she even exists) seem intent on polluting the gene pool with your moron genes. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ADG Webmaster |
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dumb fuck |
You proberly got another 'gift' from her :1orglaugh
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post up her pics so we can see if it was worth it or not ;)
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I need this girls number.......i have a job for her today.......can she do an interracial anal midget gangbang?
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that's pretty dumb of you. any girl who says "oh...you dont really need to use a condom" the first time you're having sex, has said this maaany times before. even if you dont get off while using the condom, fuck her for a while with a condom and have her give you head. she prolly sucks a mean dick.
most people like you wont make good money in this or any biz, you clearly cannot weigh risk. |
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hummmm lost me here...... :helpme |
Damn man, you are so irresponsible ! :(
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I'd be more afraid of AIDS and other STDs
I always have condoms at home ;) |
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If you knew so much about women's cycles prior to sleeping with the chick, then presumably you would have excercised more caution. Two weeks after her last period, puts her approximately right in between periods, proving my point that you are a stupid SOB if you only asked about, and found out - only after boinking her, that she is precisely in between periods, making her most vulnerable for pregnancy. If I were you, I would be a lot more worried about AIDS and STDs, if as appears to be the case, you are both so stupid to have even put yourselves in this position. Anyway, good luck. Hopefully you will both emerge from this unscathed and possibly wiser than before. This reeks of a hoax. Too much melodrama and BS for me. ADG Webmaster |
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rest of your post was on point though :thumbsup |
yo, you gonna be a daddy!
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this really sucks
i hope for ya she bought the pill |
damn. u gonna be the daddy.
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sounds good he he :)
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Bump
This guy is so full of shit. Everybody should read it. |
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