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Old 03-02-2005, 06:16 PM   #1
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I came in her face after she asked me not to. ADVICE PLEASE!

I feel so guilty but her face was so sweet. I would be the first guy to come in her face.

The way she was looking up at me with those innocent, trusting eyes. I could tell she was only going this far because she really liked me.

But I was on a mission, it had been almost a week since I last stroked my cock and I could feel this would be a good one. I positioned her on the bed so I was above her and she was on her back. This was when she said "Not in my face, ok?" - it was almost like she was begging but still with an ounce of pride.

I heard what she said... and I mumbled some sort of agreement in return - but I want you to know, I swear to God, I didnt intend to do something she specifically asked me not to do.

The moment was drawing near, you know the moment I'm talking about... the point of no return. It was at that point I decided to be selfish. As I pumped my cock the last few times before I fired off a clip I think she knew I had no intention of aiming for her 23 year old breasts like she wanted me to. But she couldn't move. The wieght of my body had her pinned in a completely submissive position.

I had always dreamt of blowing a load in her pretty face, since the first time we had sex, and now my dream was about to come true.

I unloaded the first stream straight up into the air and it headed for the bridge of her nose. Her auto-reflex kicked in and she turned her head to the side just in time for the shot to stretch across the side of her face from her temple right beside her eye down past her ear to curl down the back of her jaw... I missed her eye by millimetres... she squinted and wrinkled her nose as the second cum-missile headed for her face - this time there was nothing her reflexes could do - I guess she figured it was better to keep still and allow the sperm on only one side of her face rather than both. For what seemed like a few seconds to me and an eternity to her she was by cumbasket.

I owned her.

As I descended from the state of euphoria I was in I realized what I had done. I looked at the result of my selfishness and felt a tinge of guilt.

She quickly cleaned up my mess off her face. She didnt mentioned the fact that I had cum in her face after she specifically requested that I didn't. The rest of the evening went fine and we have been talking since that night and we are going out again next weekend. Nothing has been spoken of what happened.

Now my question to you is -- should I feel guilty? Or is it all good since she doesnt hate me, has continued talking to me and hasnt mentioned it? I would love to be able to cum in her face on a regular basis, what should I say to her so she agrees?

Advice please.
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Old 03-02-2005, 06:19 PM   #2
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Tell her: Look bitch, I'm going to cum on your face daily whether you want me to or not. Get used to it.


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Old 03-02-2005, 06:22 PM   #3
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you fucked a tranny, what's the big deal?
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You are an asshole for doing it but since she hasn't said anything it's ok I guess. But if you do it again she will dump your sorry ass. People can forgive one mistake but not two.
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Tell her: Look bitch, I'm going to cum on your face daily whether you want me to or not. Get used to it.


LOL

lol, I am going to see what she says to that. "Get used to it"... lol.
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Tell her: Look bitch, I'm going to cum on your face daily whether you want me to or not. Get used to it.


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thats the way to go about it :D
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You are an asshole for doing it but since she hasn't said anything it's ok I guess. But if you do it again she will dump your sorry ass. People can forgive one mistake but not two.
That's the issue here.. she likes me alot and I like her too so should I talk her into doing something she was uncomfortable doing in the first place?
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You should write porn stories dude, that read pretty fucking good.
BTW Next take her up the ass and then in the face mmmkay?
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Convince her to let you cum in her face, but then don't do it, and later tell her how you didn't do what you love because you know she doesn't like it.
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BTW Next take her up the ass and then in the face mmmkay?

I thought so myself. I find it funny he would write that for GFY.


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That's the issue here.. she likes me alot and I like her too so should I talk her into doing something she was uncomfortable doing in the first place?
Don't ask her anytime soon. Wait awhile. She will appreciate it even more if you do. Now you're going to come off as a pervert.
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I use to work with a guy that did this to his girlfriend.

The following encounter he made the mistake of eating her out while on his back. She pissed all over him.

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I use to work with a guy that did this to his girlfriend.

The following encounter he made the mistake of eating her out while on his back. She pissed all over him.

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BTW Next take her up the ass and then in the face mmmkay?
Thanks man, it's always sweet to blow a load in a girls face and I was in a creative mood so I thought I would write what happened in detail.

And there is NO way I am going to fit into her little asshole without seriously damaging her rectal tissue - I couldn't even get my pinky finger in there
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Don't ask her anytime soon. Wait awhile. She will appreciate it even more if you do. Now you're going to come off as a pervert.
Good point, I think I should be happy with what I got so far and not push my luck. Awesome advice Dina!
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what say you come over to my place this Friday and I "won't" cum in your face either?
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lol, fuck, GFY is ruthless! I am trying to show some compassion and the humanside of me and all I get is great advice on how to be even more selfish. Nice!
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fuck the cumshot police have arrived... lol just kiddding... its ON HER FACE, IN HER FACE, IN HER MOUTH, ON HER MOUTH, IN HER ASS, UP HER NOSE, DOWN HER THROAT, ON HER THROAT, IN HER EAR, ON HER EAR this is porn, its IN and ON anywhere you want it to be. why you getting all up IN MY FACE about it? I'd like to give a shout out to the fellow canadians in the house
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I feel so guilty but her face was so sweet. I would be the first guy to come in her face.

The way she was looking up at me with those innocent, trusting eyes. I could tell she was only going this far because she really liked me.

But I was on a mission, it had been almost a week since I last stroked my cock and I could feel this would be a good one. I positioned her on the bed so I was above her and she was on her back. This was when she said "Not in my face, ok?" - it was almost like she was begging but still with an ounce of pride.

I heard what she said... and I mumbled some sort of agreement in return - but I want you to know, I swear to God, I didnt intend to do something she specifically asked me not to do.

The moment was drawing near, you know the moment I'm talking about... the point of no return. It was at that point I decided to be selfish. As I pumped my cock the last few times before I fired off a clip I think she knew I had no intention of aiming for her 23 year old breasts like she wanted me to. But she couldn't move. The wieght of my body had her pinned in a completely submissive position.

I had always dreamt of blowing a load in her pretty face, since the first time we had sex, and now my dream was about to come true.

I unloaded the first stream straight up into the air and it headed for the bridge of her nose. Her auto-reflex kicked in and she turned her head to the side just in time for the shot to stretch across the side of her face from her temple right beside her eye down past her ear to curl down the back of her jaw... I missed her eye by millimetres... she squinted and wrinkled her nose as the second cum-missile headed for her face - this time there was nothing her reflexes could do - I guess she figured it was better to keep still and allow the sperm on only one side of her face rather than both. For what seemed like a few seconds to me and an eternity to her she was by cumbasket.

I owned her.

As I descended from the state of euphoria I was in I realized what I had done. I looked at the result of my selfishness and felt a tinge of guilt.

She quickly cleaned up my mess off her face. She didnt mentioned the fact that I had cum in her face after she specifically requested that I didn't. The rest of the evening went fine and we have been talking since that night and we are going out again next weekend. Nothing has been spoken of what happened.

Now my question to you is -- should I feel guilty? Or is it all good since she doesnt hate me, has continued talking to me and hasnt mentioned it? I would love to be able to cum in her face on a regular basis, what should I say to her so she agrees?

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Wow, guys really come on girls faces? I thought that only happened in pornos and homemade copycat vids.
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Definitely talk to her about it, she may have like it, but if not you shouldn't try that again, she may have forgiven you the first time but it's the old: fool me once shame on you..
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ohhhhh dude your canadian.. you're forgiven ... carry on lol... icq me btw
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lol, I wrote that story myself and it is TRUE... I didnt tell you guys about how I tossed her salad earlier that evening... here's the story in a nutshell


SHE WATCHED A MOVIE WHILE I TOSSED HER SALAD:

I wasn't insulted one bit. Saving Private Ryan is a damn good movie. But at the time I was more interested in SAVOURING her privates, if you know what I mean. I wanted to eat that little ass and eat it good...


We were on my couch and she was stretched out while I sat beside her. She had taken a redeye flight back from Vegas the night before and was complaining of a sore back. It was a small, cramped seat she had on the plane.

I started off by massaging her back while she watched the movie. She had never seen it before and it captivated her like it does everyone that sees it for the first time. I've seen it many times and was more interested in working my way to her asshole. I dont know why but I was craving anus that night. I got her jeans unbuttoned and pulled them down. Her little white gstring underwear had cartoon characters on them, and her firm ass and milkysmooth skin where now exposed for my enjoyment... I was like a kid in a candy store now.

Some people tell me "eeeww you lick a girls asshole, that's gross", My answer to them is no man, you dont get it, I just dont lick that clean little asshole, I EAT it. and I eat it GOOD. I get all up in there and swirl my tongue all over her goodies -- I spread her asscheeks... wide... and go to town sucking , licking and tongue-fucking her asshole. Make no mistake about it. I make sure to work over the whole area - her asscheeks, the anus, the stretch of skin between her pussy and anus -- and of course i finger and rub down her pussy the whole time to keep her juices flowin'. I know I am on the right track when she starts moaning, grinding her hips against my face and I start hearing whimpers of pleasure escaping her lips...
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lol, its so funny you posted that pic, when the trailers came out for that movie I thought, "damn, someone is making a biography of my life". I am always giving my friends advice on how to smoothtalk the ladies. They love hearing the stories of my encounters with the hotties. I know how to bring it.
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if you do it right, she wil let you...it is just fun..doesnt have to be a dominating experience
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I bet next time you toss her salad...

she will give ya some special dressing!!

you're done for!!


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