Originally Posted by gh0st

50 Unlawfully Jizzed Females

Edit: fuck you fl_prn_star

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

ohhhhh Frisky now aren?t we??and a big fat :321GFY too!!!

love ya man.......whatever they say, dont change for no one...... :1orglaugh

later....ghost.

Originally Posted by jawanda

Originally Posted by PornHero

lol, I wrote that story myself and it is TRUE... I didnt tell you guys about how I tossed her salad earlier that evening... here's the story in a nutshell


SHE WATCHED A MOVIE WHILE I TOSSED HER SALAD:

I wasn't insulted one bit. Saving Private Ryan is a damn good movie. But at the time I was more interested in SAVOURING her privates, if you know what I mean. I wanted to eat that little ass and eat it good...


We were on my couch and she was stretched out while I sat beside her. She had taken a redeye flight back from Vegas the night before and was complaining of a sore back. It was a small, cramped seat she had on the plane.

I started off by massaging her back while she watched the movie. She had never seen it before and it captivated her like it does everyone that sees it for the first time. I've seen it many times and was more interested in working my way to her asshole. I dont know why but I was craving anus that night. I got her jeans unbuttoned and pulled them down. Her little white gstring underwear had cartoon characters on them, and her firm ass and milkysmooth skin where now exposed for my enjoyment... I was like a kid in a candy store now.

Some people tell me "eeeww you lick a girls asshole, that's gross", My answer to them is no man, you dont get it, I just dont lick that clean little asshole, I EAT it. and I eat it GOOD. I get all up in there and swirl my tongue all over her goodies -- I spread her asscheeks... wide... and go to town sucking , licking and tongue-fucking her asshole. Make no mistake about it. I make sure to work over the whole area - her asscheeks, the anus, the stretch of skin between her pussy and anus -- and of course i finger and rub down her pussy the whole time to keep her juices flowin'. I know I am on the right track when she starts moaning, grinding her hips against my face and I start hearing whimpers of pleasure escaping her lips...

Originally Posted by PornHero

before I fired off a clip

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

You should write sex stories

Originally Posted by ytcracker

ill cum anywhere who cares what they say

Originally Posted by PornHero

lol, I wrote that story myself and it is TRUE... I didnt tell you guys about how I tossed her salad earlier that evening... here's the story in a nutshell


SHE WATCHED A MOVIE WHILE I TOSSED HER SALAD:

I wasn't insulted one bit. Saving Private Ryan is a damn good movie. But at the time I was more interested in SAVOURING her privates, if you know what I mean. I wanted to eat that little ass and eat it good...


We were on my couch and she was stretched out while I sat beside her. She had taken a redeye flight back from Vegas the night before and was complaining of a sore back. It was a small, cramped seat she had on the plane.

I started off by massaging her back while she watched the movie. She had never seen it before and it captivated her like it does everyone that sees it for the first time. I've seen it many times and was more interested in working my way to her asshole. I dont know why but I was craving anus that night. I got her jeans unbuttoned and pulled them down. Her little white gstring underwear had cartoon characters on them, and her firm ass and milkysmooth skin where now exposed for my enjoyment... I was like a kid in a candy store now.

Some people tell me "eeeww you lick a girls asshole, that's gross", My answer to them is no man, you dont get it, I just dont lick that clean little asshole, I EAT it. and I eat it GOOD. I get all up in there and swirl my tongue all over her goodies -- I spread her asscheeks... wide... and go to town sucking , licking and tongue-fucking her asshole. Make no mistake about it. I make sure to work over the whole area - her asscheeks, the anus, the stretch of skin between her pussy and anus -- and of course i finger and rub down her pussy the whole time to keep her juices flowin'. I know I am on the right track when she starts moaning, grinding her hips against my face and I start hearing whimpers of pleasure escaping her lips...

Originally Posted by GFYeveryone

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap
WELL...........................
If you ever get sick or end up in the hospital we'll know why!!!
Eating feces, licking feces, inserting your tongue into a space where feces comes out of in NOT healthy. Even if she were to wipe her ass clean after taking a shit and she were to shower really well, if you are sticking your tongue UP her ass, where she does NOT stick the toilet paper, you are bound to be swallowing some residual feces. Are you not aware how sick you can get?!?! Why do you think you are supposed to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom... not for the fun of it!!! You want to take a shit and then handle your food and end up getting feces on your food.. people have been hospitalised from this you know... wake up man!!

Originally Posted by GFYeveryone

Hepatitis A. A liver infection caused by a virus that is transmitted in human feces.
"E. coli," properly termed Escherichia coli is a type of bacteria commonly found in the human intestinal tract and in human feces. It has there been used as a marker to indicate the contamination of water of food with human feces, and hence the potential dangers that might accompany the presence of human feces in our food and water supply. As well as a bacteria called cryptosporidium which is also found in human feces, causes gastrointestinal illness such as diarrhea, vomiting and cramps.

Look it up anywhere man, you dont need a doctor to tell you that you shouldnt be swallowing/eating shit or assholes..

Originally Posted by Captain Cock

ARGGGHH! Let the lass take a bite out of yer cock! then swab the decks with her booty! ARRGGGH!

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

post pics of her so we can judge

Originally Posted by PornHero

That's the issue here.. she likes me alot and I like her too so should I talk her into doing something she was uncomfortable doing in the first place?

Originally Posted by NastyTaylor

Yeah i think you should talk to her an tell her that is something you like!!

Originally Posted by Lord of the fungi

Hide your toothbrush.

Originally Posted by PornHero

I feel so guilty but her face was so sweet. I would be the first guy to come in her face.

The way she was looking up at me with those innocent, trusting eyes. I could tell she was only going this far because she really liked me.

But I was on a mission, it had been almost a week since I last stroked my cock and I could feel this would be a good one. I positioned her on the bed so I was above her and she was on her back. This was when she said "Not in my face, ok?" - it was almost like she was begging but still with an ounce of pride.

I heard what she said... and I mumbled some sort of agreement in return - but I want you to know, I swear to God, I didnt intend to do something she specifically asked me not to do.

The moment was drawing near, you know the moment I'm talking about... the point of no return. It was at that point I decided to be selfish. As I pumped my cock the last few times before I fired off a clip I think she knew I had no intention of aiming for her 23 year old breasts like she wanted me to. But she couldn't move. The wieght of my body had her pinned in a completely submissive position.

I had always dreamt of blowing a load in her pretty face, since the first time we had sex, and now my dream was about to come true.

I unloaded the first stream straight up into the air and it headed for the bridge of her nose. Her auto-reflex kicked in and she turned her head to the side just in time for the shot to stretch across the side of her face from her temple right beside her eye down past her ear to curl down the back of her jaw... I missed her eye by millimetres... she squinted and wrinkled her nose as the second cum-missile headed for her face - this time there was nothing her reflexes could do - I guess she figured it was better to keep still and allow the sperm on only one side of her face rather than both. For what seemed like a few seconds to me and an eternity to her she was by cumbasket.

I owned her.

As I descended from the state of euphoria I was in I realized what I had done. I looked at the result of my selfishness and felt a tinge of guilt.

She quickly cleaned up my mess off her face. She didnt mentioned the fact that I had cum in her face after she specifically requested that I didn't. The rest of the evening went fine and we have been talking since that night and we are going out again next weekend. Nothing has been spoken of what happened.

Now my question to you is -- should I feel guilty? Or is it all good since she doesnt hate me, has continued talking to me and hasnt mentioned it? I would love to be able to cum in her face on a regular basis, what should I say to her so she agrees?

Advice please.

Originally Posted by CE_BigB

I bet next time you toss her salad...

she will give ya some special dressing!!

you're done for!!


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