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What song will they play at your funeral?
Me...well I want Voodoo Chile First and foremost....then Over the Hills and far away...then dream on...and I want everyone to be hammered
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Weezer - Only in dream
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I need a beer
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The Benny Hill theme song, as I spring up out of the coffin to chase scantilly clad women around the chapel.
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My Way - Frank Sinatra
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The one with; forgot the title..it goes like this..
" I'm tooooo sexy for my shirt, I'm tooooo sexy for my car, Im tooooo sexy for my abs, I'm tooooo sexyyyyyy forrr you! " ![]() |
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Ernie Ford's 16 tons
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wtf ?
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Me so Horny - 2 Live Crew
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It won't be a song. It will be a sound clip:
http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/...w/intheend.wav
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sex is good
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Running with the Devil - Van Halen
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I won't have just one song played at my funeral but I will have the following:
Wild In The Country - Elvis Presley Young Man Blues - The Who Baba O'Riley - The Who |
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One & One by 2 Live Crew
One and one, we`re having some fun, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Two and two, I took of my shoes, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Three and three, she undressed me, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Four and four, we fucked on the floor, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Five and five, I put up her thights, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Six and six, the bitch sucked my dick, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Seven and seven, we went to heaven, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Eight and eight, she masturbated, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Nine and nine, she licked my ass, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Ten and ten, the bitch did it again, In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night. Get off my ass, bitch Get your face out of my ass, motherfucker Get off my ass bitch! GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!! "Haaa" "But it hurts so good" "Haaa" Get laid, get FUCKED! "Haaa" "But it hurts so good" (repeated 'till the end of the track)
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I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment?s gone!
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Jesus loves bacon
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Venom - "In League With Satan"
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i would'nt know
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"freebird" by skynyrd.
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Collapse the Light Into Earth, by Porcupine Tree
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Some of my top choices would be:
Say it ain't so - Weezer Put your lights on - Everlast feat. Santana Sleep - The Dandy Warhols
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Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World
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Journey - SEPARATE WAYS
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Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen
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i have requested several.
Dropkick Murphies--- Cadence to Arms Fields of Athenry Far Away Coast Green Day--- Ha Ha You're Dead.
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Guns 'n Roses - Novermber Rain
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Barbie Girl by Aqua
I'm a barbie girl In a barbie world Life's fantastic Made of plastic Or Outrageus by Britney Outrageous when i move my body Outrageous when im at a party Outrageous in my sexy jeans Outrageous when im on the scene Outrageous my sex drive Outrageous my shopping spree Outrageous we on a world tour Outrageous..must be a girl! |
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Amhrán na bhFiann
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I'm Mexican and I had a great aunt pass away late last year, she had Mariachis at her viewing and her buriel. I have to say that it was the most touching and best funeral ever! We did actually celebrate her life and it felt very good! She had requested them on her death bed.
So I would have to say Mariachis, I really don't think my Mother or Ramona would agree to play P.I.M.P from 50 Cent at my Viewing;)
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Love Rollercoaster - (The Ohio Players)
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What A Long Strange Trip It's Been...
This thread is kind of Harold and Maude-lin, but here goes...
I would consider opening my funeral with Albinoni's "Adagio in G Minor". Those of you who saw Peter Weir's masterpiece film "Gallipoli", starring Mel Gibson (circa 1981), may recall this song. For me it symbolizes the senselessness of war, the beauty of youth, the naivete of youth, and the betrayal of youth - perhaps one of the saddest pieces of music ever composed: Albinoni "Adagio in G Minor" I would follow that with another melancholy piece, albeit a happier, more optimistic and hopeful one..."White Bird", by "It's A Beautiful Day": Excerpt from "White Bird" I highly recommend the entire album/CD (an archtype album of the 60's psychedelic era): ![]() Peace, ADG Webmaster |
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And I like the Britney song, it should be every girl's anthem, be sexy as you wanna be, be outrageous when you walk in the room, and look damn good in your sexy jeans. It's perfect. If I have to die at least I wanna die looking good in my Frankie B low-rise jeans! |
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Summoning the Muse by Dead Can Dance.
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For Marc's we were allowed two - one going in and one going out. So, it got me thinking about mine. I want 'Everybody Hurts' going in. Yes, it is cliche but it is my faveorite song and anyone that knew me well enough to be at the funeral would take the meaning of the song mixed with knowing my love for R.E.M.
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