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ytcracker · 02-28-2005, 02:57 PM

does this sound like fun?

nojob · 02-28-2005, 02:59 PM

i do it all the time. they are the only ones that fit right.

Phoenix · 02-28-2005, 02:59 PM

while you are at it..get a huge tub of KY, a large thing of Vaseline, Tampax for heavy times, adult diapers and ask for a price check.

beemk · 02-28-2005, 03:00 PM

tell them they're for your boyfriend tyrone, do that with a straight face.

polish_aristocrat · 02-28-2005, 03:03 PM

why do you need extra large?

ytcracker · 02-28-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

why do you need extra large?

i dont

an extra large could probably swallow a couple coke cans

aflex · 02-28-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

tell them they're for your boyfriend tyrone, do that with a straight face.

hahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..

Forest · 02-28-2005, 03:11 PM

those things are so big i could wear them as a full body condom

polish_aristocrat · 02-28-2005, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by aflex

hahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..

thefool · 02-28-2005, 04:56 PM

the hard part about buying those is being the cashier behind the counter. A few years back I had a guy come in and ask me, "So which do you prefer? Should I get the ones with the sensory nubs or the big tip, what is your favorite" and I said, "I've never used any of those, I'm allergic to latex" and this woman who was in line behind him got all offended and made a loud gasp. Hello, how is my answer any more offensive than his question. So anyway he buys one of each, 3 boxes, and I said "have a good night" when I gave him his change. He said "oh trust me, it will be!" and winked. I know my face turned red.... but he didnt by the large ones ;) It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lol

ytcracker · 02-28-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by thefool

It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lol

maybe if i wore a sock in my pants the day i did it it would be even better

Jace · 02-28-2005, 04:58 PM

they really aren't all that big...i think the natralamb ones are much bigger and better fitting

thaifan99 · 02-28-2005, 04:58 PM

Make sure its a sales girl when u buy........

ytcracker · 02-28-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX

they really aren't all that big...i think the natralamb ones are much bigger and better fitting

i dont have a 10+ inch cock

JFPdude · 02-28-2005, 05:05 PM

Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money.

JFPdude · 02-28-2005, 05:11 PM

Here's incase you need to brush after sex.

Jace · 02-28-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ytcracker

i dont have a 10+ inch cock

very few people have a 10+ cock...even the 10+ cock sites...LOL

Jace · 02-28-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money.

oh wow...that image deserves it own thread dude

Mike D · 02-28-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JFPdude

Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money.

Mike.......

ytcracker · 02-28-2005, 10:15 PM

HAHAHAH man those pics are comedy gold

bump for comedy gold

Nismo · 02-28-2005, 10:19 PM

just use a tube sock like me

tASSy · 02-28-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mike

Mike.......

refurbished?!

kmanrox · 02-28-2005, 10:41 PM

i bought 10 large boxes of them before i embarked on the rest of my 5 months whoring trip =) and 2 bottles of astroglide.... i used the WalMart Self-Checkout line hahahaa

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thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	the hard part about buying those is being the cashier behind the counter. A few years back I had a guy come in and ask me, "So which do you prefer? Should I get the ones with the sensory nubs or the big tip, what is your favorite" and I said, "I've never used any of those, I'm allergic to latex" and this woman who was in line behind him got all offended and made a loud gasp. Hello, how is my answer any more offensive than his question. So anyway he buys one of each, 3 boxes, and I said "have a good night" when I gave him his change. He said "oh trust me, it will be!" and winked. I know my face turned red.... but he didnt by the large ones ;) It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lol __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

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