i want to buy magnum extra large condoms with a straight face
 

does this sound like fun?

i do it all the time. they are the only ones that fit right.

while you are at it..get a huge tub of KY, a large thing of Vaseline, Tampax for heavy times, adult diapers and ask for a price check.

tell them they're for your boyfriend tyrone, do that with a straight face.

why do you need extra large?

i dont

an extra large could probably swallow a couple coke cans

hahahaha, bmk confesses how he gets his thrills..

those things are so big i could wear them as a full body condom

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the hard part about buying those is being the cashier behind the counter. A few years back I had a guy come in and ask me, "So which do you prefer? Should I get the ones with the sensory nubs or the big tip, what is your favorite" and I said, "I've never used any of those, I'm allergic to latex" and this woman who was in line behind him got all offended and made a loud gasp. Hello, how is my answer any more offensive than his question. So anyway he buys one of each, 3 boxes, and I said "have a good night" when I gave him his change. He said "oh trust me, it will be!" and winked. I know my face turned red.... but he didnt by the large ones ;) It was always hard to keep a straight face when the guys set the Trogan XL's on the counter... it was a conscious effort NOT to scan your view over their crotch! lol

maybe if i wore a sock in my pants the day i did it it would be even better

they really aren't all that big...i think the natralamb ones are much bigger and better fitting

Make sure its a sales girl when u buy........

i dont have a 10+ inch cock

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Here ya go man looking out for you and trying to save ya some money. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Here's incase you need to brush after sex. :1orglaugh

very few people have a 10+ cock...even the 10+ cock sites...LOL

oh wow...that image deserves it own thread dude

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Mike.......

HAHAHAH man those pics are comedy gold

bump for comedy gold

just use a tube sock like me

i bought 10 large boxes of them before i embarked on the rest of my 5 months whoring trip =) and 2 bottles of astroglide.... i used the WalMart Self-Checkout line hahahaa