Legendary Lars Blown Porsche engine ! - GoFuckYourself.com

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 12:49 PM

So I was driving to Meet the AFF crew last week and my Porsche puked in the middle of the road. 2 hours waiting for the tow truck and an hour dealing with paper and renta car.. Thye called me today and said your engine is seized up the best bet is to replace it ! 10K to replace the engine.. it only has 35,000 miles on it. Anyway i think its time to buy a new car. I am sorry Joel from Gamma..... I am leaning to the SLK55 AMG mercedes.

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 12:50 PM

http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

Manowar · 02-28-2005, 12:51 PM

an everday problem for people across the nation, their porsche engine blowing up.

jacksparrow · 02-28-2005, 12:52 PM

Hey dude,

I am an avid car fan especially when it comes to the german line of cars. If I were you I would stay away from the slk55 until next years production model for two reasons. First there is a lot of compliants about the number of problems the slk55 is having and second mercedes is changing all there engines in the next years line up, hence the slk will become the slk63. For more information on this, check out germancarfans.com or mbworld.org, great places to get facts from owners.

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:53 PM

holy crap what did you do ? blew the main gasket ?

MaDalton · 02-28-2005, 12:53 PM

what did you do to the engine - they don't blow so early normally.

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

what did you do to the engine - they don't blow so early normally.

yeah same thought here, prolly cold engine and up to 3-4k rpm rightaway, thatll blow them

Babagirls · 02-28-2005, 12:53 PM

ya, i feel sympothy for ya! lmao

Furious_Male · 02-28-2005, 12:54 PM

I hate when that happens. Good luck on the quest for the SLK55

sickkittens · 02-28-2005, 12:54 PM

No warranty on the car?

gangbangjoe · 02-28-2005, 12:56 PM

how can you blow a porsche motor ?

first geer full speed ?

Vitasoy · 02-28-2005, 12:57 PM

Did you miss shift or something?

Dennis69 · 02-28-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

how can you blow a porsche motor ?

first geer full speed ?

Or no oil?

xlogger · 02-28-2005, 12:58 PM

just buy this too

Rui · 02-28-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

You dear Sir treat yourself very very well

MaDalton · 02-28-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

yeah same thought here, prolly cold engine and up to 3-4k rpm rightaway, thatll blow them

exactly my thoughts. always wait for the right oil temperature. mine has 100.000 mls (160.000 km) now and runs as smooth as on the first day.

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

Did you miss shift or something?

Nope I was at a stop in an intersection an it just froze !

I dont even drive it that hard. It is out of warranty since it is a 1999.

Luxury problems I know !

hmm thanks for the tip on the slk55

gangbangjoe · 02-28-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis69

Or no oil?

no oil ?

do you mean it leaked oh he just forgot to refill it ?

ModelPerfect · 02-28-2005, 01:01 PM

What kind of warranty does Porsche give? 35,000 miles you blow your engine and they expect you to pay for it?

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis69

Or no oil?

Car has been serviced every 2500 miles since I bought it !

Twe Russ · 02-28-2005, 01:01 PM

SL not SLK bro..

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ModelPerfect

What kind of warranty does Porsche give? 35,000 miles you blow your engine and they expect you to pay for it?

I think it was 5 year 50,000 miles..

the years are up the miles are not...

I got Larsed

rollinOn20s · 02-28-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

an everday problem for people across the nation, their porsche engine blowing up.

No shit eh. I bet a lot of peeps on here cruise rides like that!

ModelPerfect · 02-28-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ModelPerfect

What kind of warranty does Porsche give? 35,000 miles you blow your engine and they expect you to pay for it?

Did see you already answered while I was writing... Sucks, bro. But have fun with your new car!

ArkansasDave · 02-28-2005, 01:04 PM

Thats too bad, Porches are great cars!

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Twe Russ

SL not SLK bro..

the slk55 is half the price of the sl500 has more horses and weighs less.. plus I think it looks better.

tell me why i should bother with the extra 60K for less power and more weight.

Plus Honestly no matter how much money i have in the bank I would have a hard time puttin 100 or more on a car. I would rather put that $$ into a house and buy a less car. And if I lived in LA it might work, but here in Santa Cruz I would look like such an asshole in a 100K car.

sickkittens · 02-28-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by xlogger

just buy this too

MediumPimpin · 02-28-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

I think it was 5 year 50,000 miles..

the years are up the miles are not...

I got Larsed

Ouch man, another reason why I lease, beat the crap out of them then limp it back to the lot for a new one

MaDalton · 02-28-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

yeah, exactly.

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manowar
an everday problem for people across the nation, their porsche engine blowing up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollinOn20s

No shit eh. I bet a lot of peeps on here cruise rides like that!

Hhahaaha I know Luxury problems.

I am some day gonna write a book

karosean lamps and outhouses to porsches and lattes, and back again.
Its all pretty funny for a guy who grew up in a VW bus on a pot farm with no electricity hahahahhahha

ever had warm goats milk in you cheerios with hair and all cuzz you were too poor to buy real milk ? I HAVE !

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MediumPimpin

Ouch man, another reason why I lease, beat the crap out of them then limp it back to the lot for a new one

Yes I am leaning in that direction as well, and this just convinced me it might be the right way to go !

Manowar · 02-28-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

Nice, saw one of those today, sweet rides

ModelPerfect · 02-28-2005, 01:09 PM

http://www.supercars.net/cars/2005@$Saleen@$S7%20Twin%20Turbox.html
ooooooooh forget ther Mercedes...you want this one...0-60 in 2.8 seconds.

MediumPimpin · 02-28-2005, 01:12 PM

I just leased a Porsche C4s, I think you are more then busy enough to deal with crap like that, leasing is the way to go

IceMaster · 02-28-2005, 01:15 PM

Maybe you broke one of the valves due a bad distribution in the motor.

JFK · 02-28-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

the slk55 is half the price of the sl500 has more horses and weighs less.. plus I think it looks better.

tell me why i should bother with the extra 60K for less power and more weight.

Plus Honestly no matter how much money i have in the bank I would have a hard time puttin 100 or more on a car. I would rather put that $$ into a house and buy a less car. And if I lived in LA it might work, but here in Santa Cruz I would look like such an asshole in a 100K car.

Good thinking Lars !!
I like the model youre thinkingof saw it at the aouto show last week

emthree · 02-28-2005, 01:15 PM

Damn that sucks.

What do you plan on doing with the car as-is?

fl_prn_str · 02-28-2005, 01:17 PM

that sucks dude....

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree

Damn that sucks.

What do you plan on doing with the car as-is?

Prolly will donate it to charity

BigWebRev · 02-28-2005, 01:18 PM

Boxter is not a Porsche

MrJackMeHoff · 02-28-2005, 01:19 PM

Porshe (especially) a boxter is gay.. In the end you'll be glad it happend.. No one drives boxters here 'cept 40 something moms.

Xenophage · 02-28-2005, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

Porshe (especially) a boxter is gay.. In the end you'll be glad it happend.. No one drives boxters here 'cept 40 something moms.

Hahhhahah

ArkansasDave · 02-28-2005, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff

Porshe (especially) a boxter is gay.. In the end you'll be glad it happend.. No one drives boxters here 'cept 40 something moms.

The 9-11 is my way to go and I love it!

Manowar · 02-28-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

Good thinking Lars !!
I like the model youre thinkingof saw it at the aouto show last week

very nice.

brand0n · 02-28-2005, 01:54 PM

i would be intrested in buying the blown porshe. would you sell, and if so, how much?

ive got a close friend who does exotic restore and has several engines just laying around looking for a good home. yours the turbo?

spideriux · 02-28-2005, 01:56 PM

nice MB , dude.

Cassie · 02-28-2005, 02:01 PM

35k miles and they will charge you 10k? i would agree that a benz is the way to go now. you spend that kind of money and they should be shinning your ass rather than charging you.

nojob · 02-28-2005, 02:12 PM

great cars. sorry to hear about your loss.

boner 2.0 · 02-28-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

What? you don't like the new T0nka prototype?

Basic_man · 02-28-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp

this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

It's way better than the Boxter man !

02-28-2005, 12:49 PM	#1
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Legendary Lars Blown Porsche engine ! So I was driving to Meet the AFF crew last week and my Porsche puked in the middle of the road. 2 hours waiting for the tow truck and an hour dealing with paper and renta car.. Thye called me today and said your engine is seized up the best bet is to replace it ! 10K to replace the engine.. it only has 35,000 miles on it. Anyway i think its time to buy a new car. I am sorry Joel from Gamma..... I am leaning to the SLK55 AMG mercedes.

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Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	http://www.mbusa.com/brand/models/SLK55.jsp this si the car i am thinking of getting to replace the boxter

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jacksparrow Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 42	Hey dude, I am an avid car fan especially when it comes to the german line of cars. If I were you I would stay away from the slk55 until next years production model for two reasons. First there is a lot of compliants about the number of problems the slk55 is having and second mercedes is changing all there engines in the next years line up, hence the slk will become the slk63. For more information on this, check out germancarfans.com or mbworld.org, great places to get facts from owners.

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