tell me why i shouldnt buy a $1000 espresso machine - GoFuckYourself.com

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 08:03 AM

been lurking espresso sites forever and i want a new one, pls tell me i dont need it, every damn 2-3 yrs these machines explode due to calcium, theyre messy, expensive and i buy espresso outside anyhow... but i love them lol

anyhow else here into that?

Phoenix · 02-28-2005, 08:04 AM

i like good coffee, havent gotten into espresso yet

Wizzo · 02-28-2005, 08:06 AM

Check out the Phillips Senseo Single Coffee Maker, its like $75 and though its not expresso maker, its does make a nice very strong cup...

groark · 02-28-2005, 08:06 AM

If you have some money to spend why not

Babagirls · 02-28-2005, 08:07 AM

dont get one cuz it costs $1,000 lol
if you wanna blow that much money on something, go buy something better than an over-rated coffee maker

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Check out the Phillips Senseo Single Coffee Maker, its like $75 and though its not expresso maker, its does make a nice very strong cup...

uhm that thing was invented here in holland, its just a new way of making coffee, not anywhere near espresso... buts its cool true

brilsmurf · 02-28-2005, 08:08 AM

there are very good ones around 500$ (i got one from delonghi) very good machine!

Nylz · 02-28-2005, 08:09 AM

tell me why i shouldnt buy a $1000 espresso machine..

coz you can get a cheaper one?

Sosa · 02-28-2005, 08:11 AM

cuz you don't fucking need one!

maddox · 02-28-2005, 08:17 AM

I have Saeco S-Class Incanto Deluxe, it was pretty expensive (over 1000E) but I love it and my gf does a great coffee

Bigfuck · 02-28-2005, 08:21 AM

We have been looking at getting one for the office
they seems to make good coffe

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 08:27 AM

ok delonghi is a diff kinda class, saeco is a topnotch brand, unfortunately the quality isnt, theyre around 500 (starting) and i know at least 5 ppl having them and having trouble, its all plastic, aluminum brewery group, so with the calcium here thats 2 yrs and gone

im lookin at a jura now, theyre quality and used in pubs as well, ive had a manual machine, 3 to be honest, but im tired of the crap they produce, 1 min coffee making and 15 mins cleaning

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 08:30 AM

id love to get an ECM like this, they look great, but they need maintainence every damn day, lube the seals, clean everything etc etc, plus they start at $2k, without a grinder, you need one too...

Mefo · 02-28-2005, 08:33 AM

you've got to much time on your hands =)

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

you've got to much time on your hands =)

lol hey its 1000 bucks... yeah weird uh its easier to spend 1k on a ring for my gf then for a machine like that... thing is i abosufuckinglutely hate it when i pay like 1k for that and it turns out to be shit...

Rui · 02-28-2005, 08:49 AM

$1000....shit if you don't know what to do with your money give it to charity instead blowing it in overpriced crap...

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

$1000....shit if you don't know what to do with your money give it to charity instead blowing it in overpriced crap...

allready doing that

kmanrox · 02-28-2005, 08:51 AM

because u can buy 50 whores with that price

Morphius · 02-28-2005, 08:58 AM

Just get it...I have one it's awesome.

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphius

Just get it...I have one it's awesome.

cool what kinda do you have?

amaze · 02-28-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

Check out the Phillips Senseo Single Coffee Maker, its like $75 and though its not expresso maker, its does make a nice very strong cup...

I did buy it...... money down the drain... it is soooo bad that if you love expresso it is not for you.

defresto · 02-28-2005, 11:30 AM

i could tell you anything, but i have one, love it, use it every day...

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by amaze

I did buy it...... money down the drain... it is soooo bad that if you love expresso it is not for you.

that senseo thing is one big marketing invention, the machine itself is crap its just a coffee maker for lazy ppl, so they invented the pads (prolly existed)

they even sued some companies who remade the pads, they sell them everywhere now, the coffee is crap, they give fancy names to it, but coffee is coffee if you put it in a coffee maker. They even have an alu version for 200 bucks, complete waiste of money.

Ppl think they can spend 200 and get a decent espresso machine, but they cant. Anything that doesnt produce 15 bar pressure and uses real arabica coffee doesnt make espresso, thats bout it.

Hey some ppl spend 1000 on shoes i spend it on coffee

fuzebox · 02-28-2005, 11:54 AM

Go for it, nothing compares to a good cup of coffee

For that price the store you buy it from should provide servicing and cleaning if you bring it back in... Ours does.

joshuawk · 02-28-2005, 11:57 AM

I bought a $900 SAECO italia, it was pretty awesome at first but now
the coffee always tastes gross.

i tried to clean it for like 3 hours too..

i dont know if i have the wrong beans or what but ive wound up
just going back to starbucks for espresso

i dont know if i believe that it is going to explode in 3 years and if
so wouldnt they have to replace it?

Kendra · 02-28-2005, 11:59 AM

OMG that is to much money for a coffee machine!!!!

I can think of a million other things to spend it on.

What if you find a nice antique one to just show off or something since you really wouldnt be using it any. LOL you said you mostly buy the coffee outside the house anyways.

Twe Russ · 02-28-2005, 11:59 AM

go2starbucks and save your money.

modF · 02-28-2005, 12:12 PM

One, you won't use it as much as you think you will. Two, you won't be able to make it "as good". Three, you will not save enough money making it yourself to justify not buying it down the street to make back you 1k.

Mike Semen · 02-28-2005, 12:14 PM

Buy the fucker. You will never sleep properly again. HAd one in an old office; a german job that grinds the beans etc etc shit hot espresso at the touch of a button. I was caffeine wired for that whole six months.

chupachups · 02-28-2005, 12:17 PM

Buy a La Pavoni, very "manual" but makes excellent coffee!

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshuawk

I bought a $900 SAECO italia, it was pretty awesome at first but now
the coffee always tastes gross.

i tried to clean it for like 3 hours too..

i dont know if i have the wrong beans or what but ive wound up
just going back to starbucks for espresso

i dont know if i believe that it is going to explode in 3 years and if
so wouldnt they have to replace it?

like i said they are cool but quality sucks, i know some ppl who got them, the seals are shitty quality, thats what happened prolly with yours too. The calcium gets it and if you dont lube them, they start leaking, normally outside the brewery part, so the water comes out.

Theres no such thing as wrong beans btw, what CAN happen is when you move the grinding scale from fine to finer, a bean gets stuck and damages the grinder, but as long as you buy arabica (the greasy feeling beans) you should be ok, dont go for regular beans, they wont get the crema (the yellow thick creme on top of the coffee).

Take it to the shop, if its within warrenty theyll replace the seals, if not its like $150-200

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chupachups

Buy a La Pavoni, very "manual" but makes excellent coffee!

i love that thing, id just buy it for the looks, but it takes ages to master to get a ok kinda espresso and its a damn dangerous machine. The 15 bar pressure is only controlled by a screw on cap on the top, i know a guy whos kid opened that and didnt unpressure it first thus got 15 bar steam in his face and got burned terribly... but i agree its the most beautiful machine made

Platinumpimp · 02-28-2005, 12:25 PM

Go Krups, they are truely the best.

Quickdraw · 02-28-2005, 12:29 PM

Run some white vinegar through your machine every coupla weeks. That should help the calcium deposits.

(Just in case you don't do that already

)

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinumpimp-Bluewire

Go Krups, they are truely the best.

err krups is the biggest crap you can buy, all aluminium and very low quality housing, brewery group etc etc, i know because i had 2, the milk froth part is rubber, a heaven for bacteria... no thanks

sickkittens · 02-28-2005, 12:31 PM

Am I the only one who dislikes coffee, espresso, ect.?

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quickdraw

Run some white vinegar through your machine every coupla weeks. That should help the calcium deposits.

(Just in case you don't do that already

)

hmm i know they say that here too, thing is most machines have a manual that states thatll ruin the machine and loses warrenty, but youre right its a good and cheap way... i hate to buy those 5 bucks a piece tablets

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Am I the only one who dislikes coffee, espresso, ect.?

hey i drink tea too

gangbangjoe · 02-28-2005, 12:34 PM

hmm

buy it if you need it

sickkittens · 02-28-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by thinkx

hey i drink tea too

Actually, I drink tea but can't stand coffee.

Basic_man · 02-28-2005, 12:36 PM

Yeah, I think this is a good investment !

borked · 02-28-2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

...every damn 2-3 yrs these machines explode due to calcium

Why not buy a good DeLonghi (sp?) at a quarter of the cost and put the money saved toward a good water purification system (around $1k-$1.5k). That way your new expresso machine along with washing machine, dishwasher hot water tank will last oh, about 5 times longer

Dalai lama · 02-28-2005, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedonistic

because u can buy 50 whores with that price

I love that reason

Doctor Dre · 02-28-2005, 12:41 PM

You won't save money buying it ... but ifyou got money and want something cool, go ahead

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked

Why not buy a good DeLonghi (sp?) at a quarter of the cost and put the money saved toward a good water purification system (around $1k-$1.5k). That way your new expresso machine along with washing machine, dishwasher hot water tank will last oh, about 5 times longer

wish thats possible, thats not allowed here (sounds dumb i know), i know these systems, even sold them for boats, but like i said cant do that and since weve got seawater here calcium is a big problem...

Screaming · 02-28-2005, 12:46 PM

no but you have fun with that

swedguy · 02-28-2005, 12:49 PM

I've been looking into it quite a lot lately since I will buy one soon. I will get an Incanto from Saeco since it has the new 12gr brew group, the only ones that has it... what I've seen at least. The other full auto espresso machines has only a 9gr brew group.

Saeco Incanto Sirius

Saeco Incanto Rondo SBS

http://www.best-of-italy.com/ has the best price on them.

amaze · 02-28-2005, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

that senseo thing is one big marketing invention, the machine itself is crap its just a coffee maker for lazy ppl, so they invented the pads (prolly existed)

they even sued some companies who remade the pads, they sell them everywhere now, the coffee is crap, they give fancy names to it, but coffee is coffee if you put it in a coffee maker. They even have an alu version for 200 bucks, complete waiste of money.

Ppl think they can spend 200 and get a decent espresso machine, but they cant. Anything that doesnt produce 15 bar pressure and uses real arabica coffee doesnt make espresso, thats bout it.

Hey some ppl spend 1000 on shoes i spend it on coffee

Well I did go out buy a new one. that did do it as I like it it did not cost 1000 only hafe...

it is a INNOVA ESPRESSO Dream

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

I've been looking into it quite a lot lately since I will buy one soon. I will get an Incanto from Saeco since it has the new 12gr brew group, the only ones that has it... what I've seen at least. The other full auto espresso machines has only a 9gr brew group.

Saeco Incanto Sirius

Saeco Incanto Rondo SBS

http://www.best-of-italy.com/ has the best price on them.

please please please do yourself a fav and read the comments on these machines, they look great but the brew groups are crap, most ppl say they use the same as jura does but thats not true, both gaggia and saeco look great, but read what the other guy said, 2 yrs and broken, they cost a lot and arent worth it...

DutchTeenCash · 02-28-2005, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amaze

Well I did go out buy a new one. that did do it as I like it it did not cost 1000 only hafe...

it is a INNOVA ESPRESSO Dream

thats a great machine but im lookin for a full automatic...

02-28-2005, 08:03 AM	#1
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DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	ok delonghi is a diff kinda class, saeco is a topnotch brand, unfortunately the quality isnt, theyre around 500 (starting) and i know at least 5 ppl having them and having trouble, its all plastic, aluminum brewery group, so with the calcium here thats 2 yrs and gone im lookin at a jura now, theyre quality and used in pubs as well, ive had a manual machine, 3 to be honest, but im tired of the crap they produce, 1 min coffee making and 15 mins cleaning __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

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swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	I've been looking into it quite a lot lately since I will buy one soon. I will get an Incanto from Saeco since it has the new 12gr brew group, the only ones that has it... what I've seen at least. The other full auto espresso machines has only a 9gr brew group. Saeco Incanto Sirius Saeco Incanto Rondo SBS http://www.best-of-italy.com/ has the best price on them.