I Just Saved A Crow's Ass - GoFuckYourself.com

Scott McD · 02-26-2005, 09:56 AM

I was waiting out in the car on a friend, and saw one crow getting it ass kicked off another one.

This thing was pinned to the ground, and getting ate alive. Feathers were going everywhere. I got out a threw a brick at the one beating it's ass, and scared it away.

The other crow struggled to get up, but eventually managed and flew away.

That's my good deed for the day

RyanL · 02-26-2005, 10:00 AM

you threw a brick at a crow?

Scott McD · 02-26-2005, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAA Ryan

you threw a brick at a crow?

Yes, so it would scare it.

Which it did...

8 Characters · 02-26-2005, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was waiting out in the car on a friend, and saw one crow getting it ass kicked off another one.

This thing was pinned to the ground, and getting ate alive. Feathers were going everywhere. I got out a threw a brick at the one beating it's ass, and scared it away.

The other crow struggled to get up, but eventually managed and flew away.

That's my good deed for the day

This is some kind of niggger/homie/druggie talk, right? like... 'phat spliff' and so on..?

Antonio · 02-26-2005, 10:28 AM

You should've caught the crow and train it to steal jewelry, duhhhh ;)

pussyluver · 02-26-2005, 10:31 AM

Why didn't you just whip out the digital and start taking pics to post?

ezrydn · 02-26-2005, 10:38 AM

Personally, I would have "captured" the downed crow, made sure it was treated and then, would be on my way to have a great pet! I captured my first cockatoo over 20 years ago and today, he's my best bud. Goes with me everywhere. And, yes, he's potty trained. First thing he had to learn, which only took 2 weeks!

Spunky · 02-26-2005, 08:29 PM

They do that to the weaker birds..it must have been sick..it will probably get it again

Icon · 02-26-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAA Ryan

you threw a brick at a crow?

hahahahahahaha
funniest one-liners I've seen on GFY in ages.
well done, made me chuckle...

who throws a brick at a crow anyway?
isn't that bad luck?

pushpills · 02-26-2005, 09:17 PM

do you always have a brick handy while waiting for your friend?

ssp · 02-26-2005, 09:24 PM

You Scottish people are weird. I hope I never need your help with anything..

Danny Dukes · 02-26-2005, 09:26 PM

It's called survival of the fittest, chain of life, you should have left it alone.

pornguy · 02-26-2005, 09:28 PM

Crows are nast mean animals. But hell, I guess that you could have crushed both with the brick if you could throw.

tungsten · 02-26-2005, 09:31 PM

what a good guy you are

reynold · 02-27-2005, 10:59 PM

Way to go dude.

Sosa · 02-27-2005, 11:02 PM

way to help out.

yellowmenace · 02-28-2005, 12:14 AM

nice dude.

Fizzgig · 02-28-2005, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I was waiting out in the car on a friend, and saw one crow getting it ass kicked off another one.

This thing was pinned to the ground, and getting ate alive. Feathers were going everywhere. I got out a threw a brick at the one beating it's ass, and scared it away.

The other crow struggled to get up, but eventually managed and flew away.

That's my good deed for the day

Well, saving a dove would have made for a better story, but still -

colpanic · 02-28-2005, 01:38 AM

Man, you were *this* close to killing two birds with one stone! Lousy shot.

Webmaster_Logic · 02-28-2005, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colpanic

Man, you were *this* close to killing two birds with one stone! Lousy shot.

Kicker · 02-28-2005, 02:05 AM

lol;)))))

sonofsam · 02-28-2005, 02:07 AM

i hate crows, they're fucking scary

mardigras · 02-28-2005, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colpanic

Man, you were *this* close to killing two birds with one stone! Lousy shot.

LOL, response of the day

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	You should've caught the crow and train it to steal jewelry, duhhhh ;)

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ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	Personally, I would have "captured" the downed crow, made sure it was treated and then, would be on my way to have a great pet! I captured my first cockatoo over 20 years ago and today, he's my best bud. Goes with me everywhere. And, yes, he's potty trained. First thing he had to learn, which only took 2 weeks!

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