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Scott McD 02-26-2005 09:56 AM

I Just Saved A Crow's Ass
 
I was waiting out in the car on a friend, and saw one crow getting it ass kicked off another one.

This thing was pinned to the ground, and getting ate alive. Feathers were going everywhere. I got out a threw a brick at the one beating it's ass, and scared it away.

The other crow struggled to get up, but eventually managed and flew away.


That's my good deed for the day :pimp

RyanL 02-26-2005 10:00 AM

you threw a brick at a crow?

Scott McD 02-26-2005 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAA Ryan
you threw a brick at a crow?

Yes, so it would scare it.

Which it did... :upsidedow

8 Characters 02-26-2005 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
I was waiting out in the car on a friend, and saw one crow getting it ass kicked off another one.

This thing was pinned to the ground, and getting ate alive. Feathers were going everywhere. I got out a threw a brick at the one beating it's ass, and scared it away.

The other crow struggled to get up, but eventually managed and flew away.


That's my good deed for the day :pimp

This is some kind of niggger/homie/druggie talk, right? like... 'phat spliff' and so on..?

Antonio 02-26-2005 10:28 AM

You should've caught the crow and train it to steal jewelry, duhhhh ;)

pussyluver 02-26-2005 10:31 AM

Why didn't you just whip out the digital and start taking pics to post?

ezrydn 02-26-2005 10:38 AM

Personally, I would have "captured" the downed crow, made sure it was treated and then, would be on my way to have a great pet! I captured my first cockatoo over 20 years ago and today, he's my best bud. Goes with me everywhere. And, yes, he's potty trained. First thing he had to learn, which only took 2 weeks!

Spunky 02-26-2005 08:29 PM

They do that to the weaker birds..it must have been sick..it will probably get it again

Icon 02-26-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAA Ryan
you threw a brick at a crow?


hahahahahahaha
funniest one-liners I've seen on GFY in ages.
well done, made me chuckle...

who throws a brick at a crow anyway?
isn't that bad luck? :1orglaugh

pushpills 02-26-2005 09:17 PM

do you always have a brick handy while waiting for your friend?

ssp 02-26-2005 09:24 PM

You Scottish people are weird. I hope I never need your help with anything.. :helpme

Danny Dukes 02-26-2005 09:26 PM

It's called survival of the fittest, chain of life, you should have left it alone.

pornguy 02-26-2005 09:28 PM

Crows are nast mean animals. But hell, I guess that you could have crushed both with the brick if you could throw.

tungsten 02-26-2005 09:31 PM

what a good guy you are

reynold 02-27-2005 10:59 PM

Way to go dude. :)

Sosa 02-27-2005 11:02 PM

way to help out.

yellowmenace 02-28-2005 12:14 AM

nice dude.

Fizzgig 02-28-2005 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
I was waiting out in the car on a friend, and saw one crow getting it ass kicked off another one.

This thing was pinned to the ground, and getting ate alive. Feathers were going everywhere. I got out a threw a brick at the one beating it's ass, and scared it away.

The other crow struggled to get up, but eventually managed and flew away.


That's my good deed for the day :pimp

Well, saving a dove would have made for a better story, but still - :)

colpanic 02-28-2005 01:38 AM

Man, you were *this* close to killing two birds with one stone! Lousy shot.

:winkwink:

Webmaster_Logic 02-28-2005 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colpanic
Man, you were *this* close to killing two birds with one stone! Lousy shot.

:winkwink:


:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Kicker 02-28-2005 02:05 AM

lol;)))))

sonofsam 02-28-2005 02:07 AM

i hate crows, they're fucking scary

mardigras 02-28-2005 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colpanic
Man, you were *this* close to killing two birds with one stone! Lousy shot.

:winkwink:

LOL, response of the day :thumbsup


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