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Sarah_Jayne 02-27-2005 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Assuming this isn't bullshit, you're an idiot for telling the truth. If you wanted to continue having a relationship with this girl, you should have gotten rid of the body and acted surprised when she noticed it was missing, as if it ran away when someone opened the door. Yes I'm an asshole, but hey, I've done an incredible amount of stupid things in my day and I remain married, against all odds.

Also, that way she'd at least have a glimmer of hope that the cat is still alive somewhere.

your wife is so lucky

Hey You . . . I Know You! 02-27-2005 08:34 AM

It is funny that all of you think that the ?cat wrestling story? is actually the truth.

What you don?t want to know is that what really happened to the cat.

It was far worse than a big fat guy jumping on a cat.

The wrestling story was a ?lie? that was created to cover up the actual horrifying facts about the cat killing.


The "wrestling fat guy jump" story was created to help the situation with his ?girlfriend.?

Think about that.

nofx 02-27-2005 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
fuck, im an idiot.

what about getting her a new kitten idea ?

need some advice. do i get it now so she has something fuzzy to play with and shower with attention or is there a mourning period?

by the way, it cost $68 to dispose of the cat.

it cost $68 to dispose of the cats body? are you on crack or just stupid?

garbage bag > trashcan > no more cat > FREE

MickeyG 02-27-2005 08:47 AM

whatever this is bs.

Furious_Male 02-27-2005 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by gh0st
Am I the only one who didn't think this was funny at all?

No you aren't the only one.

Sosa 02-27-2005 09:05 AM

poor kitty, but wtf you guys do wrestling moves when drunk? umm ok lol

Fred Quimby 02-27-2005 10:19 AM

No More Pussy For You

Kicker 02-27-2005 12:21 PM

lol:)nice pics here:))

Tom_PM 02-27-2005 12:34 PM

She could probably sue all of you for animal cruelty and negligence.. and win... :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

Platinumpimp 02-27-2005 12:37 PM

I smell bullshitttttt , especially from this idiot. :1orglaugh

yellowmenace 02-27-2005 12:38 PM

shit sorry dude.!


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