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gh0st 02-26-2005 04:45 PM

Am I the only one who didn't think this was funny at all?

xclusive 02-26-2005 04:49 PM

poor cat all you can do is say sorry if she wants to leave you shes going too have some dignity

Abyss_Vee 02-26-2005 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
My cat had 2 front legs (arms?) broke, attacked and almost killed by dogs, fell out of a 2nd story window, and got hit by a car, and finally, poisoned. He's alive, just retarded.

A body falling on a cat on a couch would not kill it.

he's got 4 more lives left

woj 02-26-2005 04:50 PM

That was stupid man, sucks to be you.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ssp 02-26-2005 04:50 PM

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-cat.jpg

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-cat.jpg

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-cat.jpg

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-cat.jpg

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-cat.jpg

digi 02-26-2005 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb
BROs BEFORE HOs

Never confuse it.

Jim

lol, I know what you are saying but this post make you seem really homosexual :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ssp 02-26-2005 04:51 PM

http://www.alecm.com/images/cool_ima...3_ownedCat.jpg

ssp 02-26-2005 04:52 PM

http://funfreepages.com/albums/owned..._dog_pwned.jpg

pussyluver 02-26-2005 04:52 PM

Pussy killing friends!

Think about a new life, that g/f is gone. Time to look for another. Don't even waste the time trying to make up. Say you're sorry, offer to buy a new cat of her choice and move on. In otherwords break up with her. Tell her that she deserves better than you (might be true?) and you won't be bothering her anymore and that it is only fair that you pay for a new pet.

If she calls you then you'd have a lot less shit to deal with. After that don't beat your selfup by talking and talking about it. Let the subject drop. Make sure your friends know that too.

ssp 02-26-2005 04:52 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4..._drunk_cat.jpg

Adam-EB 02-26-2005 04:54 PM

Poor cat.... I'm an animal lover. 4 dogs, 3 cats, a mouse and fish here.

MissMiranda 02-26-2005 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
an ass 24" wide with 280 pounds on top of it, falling down on a wood supported futon. yes. dead. it limped around dragging it's head screaming, laid down in the kitchen and blood came out of it's mouth...



ohhh,, the poor kittie..

you owe your girlfriend a big big apology and no dont get a new cat... let her get one when she is ready. If you go get one now all your doing is blowing off her pain, and if she is upset she wont pay as much attention to the new kittie.

cosis 02-26-2005 04:59 PM

MY sister jumped on my bed stomach first and landed on the cat under the blankets sleeping, luckily he just got up and jumped out.

SinBucks 02-26-2005 05:00 PM

Wow thats messed up!

sickkittens 02-26-2005 05:03 PM

POor cat. I'm calling Peta right now.

theking 02-26-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
Assuming this isn't bullshit, you're an idiot for telling the truth. If you wanted to continue having a relationship with this girl, you should have gotten rid of the body and acted surprised when she noticed it was missing, as if it ran away when someone opened the door. Yes I'm an asshole, but hey, I've done an incredible amount of stupid things in my day and I remain married, against all odds.

Also, that way she'd at least have a glimmer of hope that the cat is still alive somewhere.

Hmm...a liar...an asshole and stupid. Many of us already knew this...but admitting it to yourself...Richy boy...is a step in the right direction.

Illicit 02-26-2005 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cylon
You told her the truth? You should have tossed it in the middle of the street and said it was hit by a car.

shit thats what I would have done... fuck that, never tell the truth about something like this

alexg 02-26-2005 05:14 PM

omg you're so owned bro

WarChild 02-26-2005 05:25 PM

I think you and your buddies should go on a camping trip, take a bunch of guns, and get drunk again.

the Shemp 02-26-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
she already thinks we are a bunch of drunks.

no doubt...

iwantchixx 02-26-2005 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaddam IV
an ass 24" wide with 280 pounds on top of it, falling down on a wood supported futon. yes. dead. it limped around dragging it's head screaming, laid down in the kitchen and blood came out of it's mouth...

I did not need to see that....


spare the details.

Rich 02-26-2005 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
:1orglaugh so true

i hope your wife doesnt read gfy though.


hahaha, no doubt.

Rich 02-26-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking
Hmm...a liar...an asshole and stupid. Many of us already knew this...but admitting it to yourself...Richy boy...is a step in the right direction.

hmm, how's your wife doing, Pathfinder?

Notice all the guys who have had a girl for more than a month agree with me? Take notes, it may not be too late to prevent yourself from dying alone.

OG LennyT 02-26-2005 06:33 PM

http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/owned-cat.jpg

I was expecting this pic

poor pussy

theking 02-27-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
hmm, how's your wife doing, Pathfinder?

Notice all the guys who have had a girl for more than a month agree with me? Take notes, it may not be too late to prevent yourself from dying alone.

PF's wife died last year Richy boy. I divorced all three of my wives when I was in the Army. I had a rule...if you collect my pay...when I am away...you better not play...if you want to stay. I will never marry again...and I do not seek or want any companionship. I will die alone...thank you very much.

Relish XXX 02-27-2005 01:35 AM

I know I should be offering constructive ideas on how to rebuild your relationship but I cant as I am pissing myself with laughter....

escorpio 02-27-2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff
I don't think many people will get that. May have to refresh their memories :winkwink:

Classic GFY
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...hlight=ted+cat

foolio 02-27-2005 02:38 AM

LOL at all the cat owned pics

gangbangjoe 02-27-2005 02:40 AM

if this is for real

its funny and sad at the same time

Morgan 02-27-2005 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I bet his friends name is Ted.

the names have been changed to protect the innocent. :1orglaugh

GatorB 02-27-2005 03:01 AM

You should have beat the carp out of your friend? WTF? Besides the fucking cat, jump on my furniture you're lucky if you fucking live. You gonna pay me for a new couch? What, was he 5 years old? What a retard. I hate drunks that can't handle their shit.

Mikey_219Inc 02-27-2005 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh0st
Am I the only one who didn't think this was funny at all?

no youre not ... bunch of drunk slobs killing a cat - she ought to kill your fat friend.

let me add that i agree bro's b4 ho's and i HATE to be around cats - but i hope a ten ton drunk gorilla lands on your boy. if you cant handle booze without killing cats, youre a redneck. :2 cents:

Illicit 02-27-2005 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
You should have beat the carp out of your friend? WTF? Besides the fucking cat, jump on my furniture you're lucky if you fucking live. You gonna pay me for a new couch? What, was he 5 years old? What a retard. I hate drunks that can't handle their shit.


you sound like a pussy lover... it was an accident, relax. theres always more pussy around

eiht_98 02-27-2005 03:33 AM

we need pics or a video or something...

fulcrumstudio 02-27-2005 05:06 AM

D would kill me if i was in your situation....and if she reads my reply she's gonna be pissed at me....but:

dude, thats some funny shit.....oh man, wow :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Odin88 02-27-2005 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Adam-EB
Poor cat.... I'm an animal lover. 4 dogs, 3 cats, a mouse and fish here.

hey Mr Aniaml Lover! What did you eat for dinner last night?

More Booze 02-27-2005 05:15 AM

hahaha,, and some random words... because I dont have anything to say.

Babagirls 02-27-2005 07:03 AM

i love this pic..CLASSIC! :thumbsup

Rui 02-27-2005 07:33 AM

You sick fucks...tskk tskk

Sarah_Jayne 02-27-2005 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FredIsMe
dont let a woman come between friends.

um, dude she has the right to be upset if someone killed her cat


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