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Old 02-25-2005, 11:29 AM   #1
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I don't know who my babys daddy is.

So yea, I took the day off, working on some side projects and watching cheesy daytime TV. Low and behold Maury, yet again, features women paternity testing multiple men because they don't know who their child's daddy is.

1. It's a shame some people continue to be irresponsible considering it's a well-known fact (or is it?) that sex without birth control can result in pregnancy.

2. Some people continue to fuck multiple partners without protection considering it's a well know fact (or is it?) that any individual has the possibility to contract an STD from another.

3. The proliferation of media attention on a relatively insignificant number of people (or is it a larger number of people?) makes it appear that these stupid talk shows are bringing to light anomolies and not a common occurance.

4. I'm fucking retarded for watching Maury and not the history channel special on WWII. ???

5. Some people just shouldn't be able to procreate.

Anyway.... blah blah blah.
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:30 AM   #2
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Does Maury ever come up w/ any other topics?
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:30 AM   #3
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THE RESULTS ARE IN

Maury has a DNA lab in his back yard
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:30 AM   #4
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:33 AM   #5
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THE RESULTS ARE IN

Maury has a DNA lab in his back yard
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Does Maury ever come up w/ any other topics?
I think these two are related.
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Old 02-25-2005, 11:48 AM   #6
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i only watch the Food Network...
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:02 PM   #7
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I always get a laugh when they test two guys and it turns out to be neither of them and they jump up and start high-fiving.
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:05 PM   #8
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I want to know the attraction between skinny dudes and big ole' girls -- yea, I've heard opposites attract, but 300 lb opposites? Come on man.
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:09 PM   #9
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I always get a laugh when they test two guys and it turns out to be neither of them and they jump up and start high-fiving.
...and then the girl runs to the green room and has a cry...

I've only seen a few times but it's the same fucking formula every time.
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Old 02-25-2005, 12:13 PM   #10
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just because a chick likes to fuck more than one man, doesn't make her a whore. now the fact that she doesn't use birth control and condoms make her dumb. lol
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you do realize that Maury is all staged right?
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Old 02-25-2005, 03:01 PM   #15
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I'm fucking retarded for watching Maury and not the history channel special on WWII. ???
You think that's bad? I watched Jerry Springer today. The sheer numbers of ghetto and trailer trash in America is amazing. I think if you go on Jerry Springer, you should not be allowed to reproduce. In return for humiliating yourself and your family on TV, you should be sterilized. They can have it set up just offstage. As soon as you're finished with your interview, immediately exit stage left to the sterilization center.
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