I don't know who my babys daddy is.

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  • psili
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2003
    • 5526

    #1

    I don't know who my babys daddy is.

    So yea, I took the day off, working on some side projects and watching cheesy daytime TV. Low and behold Maury, yet again, features women paternity testing multiple men because they don't know who their child's daddy is.

    1. It's a shame some people continue to be irresponsible considering it's a well-known fact (or is it?) that sex without birth control can result in pregnancy.

    2. Some people continue to fuck multiple partners without protection considering it's a well know fact (or is it?) that any individual has the possibility to contract an STD from another.

    3. The proliferation of media attention on a relatively insignificant number of people (or is it a larger number of people?) makes it appear that these stupid talk shows are bringing to light anomolies and not a common occurance.

    4. I'm fucking retarded for watching Maury and not the history channel special on WWII. ???

    5. Some people just shouldn't be able to procreate.

    Anyway.... blah blah blah.
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  • sickkittens
    I am a meat popsicle.
    • Jul 2002
    • 25100

    #2
    Does Maury ever come up w/ any other topics?

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    • sexyclicks
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 3240

      #3
      THE RESULTS ARE IN

      Maury has a DNA lab in his back yard

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      • eMonk
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2003
        • 2310

        #4
        never trust a whore!

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        • psili
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 5526

          #5
          Originally posted by sexyclicks
          THE RESULTS ARE IN

          Maury has a DNA lab in his back yard
          Does Maury ever come up w/ any other topics?
          I think these two are related.
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          • the Shemp
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            • Nov 2001
            • 10891

            #6
            i only watch the Food Network...
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            • escorpio
              doesn't fuck around.
              • Oct 2002
              • 23482

              #7
              I always get a laugh when they test two guys and it turns out to be neither of them and they jump up and start high-fiving.
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              • psili
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 5526

                #8
                I want to know the attraction between skinny dudes and big ole' girls -- yea, I've heard opposites attract, but 300 lb opposites? Come on man.
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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393

                  #9
                  Originally posted by escorpio
                  I always get a laugh when they test two guys and it turns out to be neither of them and they jump up and start high-fiving.
                  ...and then the girl runs to the green room and has a cry...

                  I've only seen a few times but it's the same fucking formula every time.

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                  • MandyBlake
                    The one and only!
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 17761

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eMonk
                    never trust a whore!
                    just because a chick likes to fuck more than one man, doesn't make her a whore. now the fact that she doesn't use birth control and condoms make her dumb. lol
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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 47880

                      #11
                      Originally posted by escorpio
                      I always get a laugh when they test two guys and it turns out to be neither of them and they jump up and start high-fiving.
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                      • iwantchixx
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12860

                        #12
                        you do realize that Maury is all staged right?

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                        • Manowar
                          jellyfish  
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 71528

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sexyclicks
                          THE RESULTS ARE IN

                          Maury has a DNA lab in his back yard

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                          • jimb
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 2514

                            #14
                            Originally posted by the Shemp
                            i only watch the Food Network...
                            Hellz Yeah, Emril is my man!

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                            • Monique Niccole
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 5653

                              #15
                              Originally posted by psili
                              I'm fucking retarded for watching Maury and not the history channel special on WWII. ???
                              You think that's bad? I watched Jerry Springer today. The sheer numbers of ghetto and trailer trash in America is amazing. I think if you go on Jerry Springer, you should not be allowed to reproduce. In return for humiliating yourself and your family on TV, you should be sterilized. They can have it set up just offstage. As soon as you're finished with your interview, immediately exit stage left to the sterilization center.

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