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Old 02-24-2005, 07:59 PM   #1
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I had a German girl here tonight

But I couldn't get my dick to work.
Why is it like that? I broke up with my girlfriend 2 days ago, maybe that?
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:00 PM   #2
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Yeah, maybe that's a factor.
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:00 PM   #3
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Perhaps you are getting too old and need Viagra?
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:00 PM   #4
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So many possible jokes, so little time.
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:01 PM   #5
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Perhaps you are getting too old and need Viagra?
No, no problemo when I fucked my girlfriend. It's something els.
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:01 PM   #6
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Maybe, cause this so-called girl looked like a swamp donkey!
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:01 PM   #7
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you suck! I was trying to bang a German chick last summer, only had two days and couldn't get her naked damn she was hot
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:03 PM   #8
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Maybe, cause this so-called girl looked like a swamp donkey!
No, she was damn hot. We talked about how I would fuck her in the nightclub, maybe I got too much pressure on me.
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:04 PM   #9
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Viagra my friend
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:04 PM   #10
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:13 PM   #11
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Man, isn't that a bitch when your penis doesn't work
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:16 PM   #12
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Maybe you are now realizing you are gay?
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:17 PM   #13
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Maybe you are now realizing you are gay?
Yes, do you want to come over?
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Old 02-24-2005, 08:18 PM   #14
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But I couldn't get my dick to work.
Why is it like that? I broke up with my girlfriend 2 days ago, maybe that?

Next time try some Viagra
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:33 AM   #15
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Very HOT HOT HOT !
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Old 02-25-2005, 07:34 AM   #16
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:01 AM   #17
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i think its obvious that you are now gay, if she did not get it uo, your hopeless.
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:02 AM   #18
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german chicks rn't easy to fuck
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:05 AM   #19
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german chicks rn't easy to fuck
Thats too true
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:18 AM   #20
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she's cute but the hooters chick is hotter
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Old 02-25-2005, 08:49 AM   #21
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Thats too true
The girl I met was easy, but that's because I'm freaking hot.
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Old 02-25-2005, 09:39 AM   #22
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lol... thats what I call rock solid selfconfidence ;)
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Old 02-25-2005, 09:45 AM   #23
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No, she was damn hot. We talked about how I would fuck her in the nightclub, maybe I got too much pressure on me.
dude it does not sound good i only hope you were too much drunk
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