I had a German girl here tonight
 

But I couldn't get my dick to work.
Why is it like that? I broke up with my girlfriend 2 days ago, maybe that?

Yeah, maybe that's a factor.

Perhaps you are getting too old and need Viagra? :helpme

So many possible jokes, so little time.

No, no problemo when I fucked my girlfriend. It's something els.

Maybe, cause this so-called girl looked like a swamp donkey!

you suck! I was trying to bang a German chick last summer, only had two days and couldn't get her naked :mad: damn she was hot

No, she was damn hot. We talked about how I would fuck her in the nightclub, maybe I got too much pressure on me.

Viagra my friend

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Man, isn't that a bitch when your penis doesn't work

Maybe you are now realizing you are gay?

Yes, do you want to come over?

Next time try some Viagra :thumbsup

Very HOT HOT HOT !

german sluts do everything

i think its obvious that you are now gay, if she did not get it uo, your hopeless.

german chicks rn't easy to fuck :Oh crap

Thats too true :(

she's cute but the hooters chick is hotter

The girl I met was easy, but that's because I'm freaking hot.

lol... thats what I call rock solid selfconfidence ;)

dude it does not sound good i only hope you were too much drunk :)