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Old 02-23-2005, 10:25 AM   #1
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Is the FBI on gfy?

Do you think the fbi searches gfy and other boards? Do you think they are reading this right now?
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:26 AM   #2
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Hopefully the FBI realise how much of an ass you are
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:26 AM   #3
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I don't know about the FBI, but I can tell you that the Secret Service has been here recently.
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:26 AM   #5
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:27 AM   #6
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:27 AM   #7
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Hopefully the FBI realise how much of an ass you are
i was thinking the same LOL what a tool
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:28 AM   #8
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I don't know about the FBI, but I can tell you that the Secret Service has been here recently.
How can you be so sure about that?
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:28 AM   #9
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I wouldnŽt be surprised, in fact, IŽd expect it.
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:29 AM   #10
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but dont tell nobody
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:30 AM   #11
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but dont tell nobody

me too I have undercover for 4 yrs , what division you with?
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:32 AM   #12
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kyle they wouldnt care about an assclown like you.
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:37 AM   #13
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even if the fbi or secret service was on here does it matter? It is not like they can hold anything agaist us, so if there are any of them out there this is what I have to say to them
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:39 AM   #14
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since when did cops learn to read?
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:39 AM   #15
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:46 AM   #16
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How can you be so sure about that?
I'm not at liberty to discuss the details. But I'm definitely not taking a wild guess.
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Old 02-23-2005, 10:48 AM   #17
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I treat the FBI like Santa...I assume they are watching and making a list of who is naughty and who is nice
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:00 AM   #18
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nah fbi has more importent things to do then read our posts.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:06 AM   #19
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FBI
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they are all here...lurking in the bushes
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:08 AM   #20
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Paranoid aren't we? Tocked a bit too much!
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:11 AM   #21
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The FBI's are here for the porn not for anything else.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:12 AM   #22
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That's an interesting question. I guess they even have a special department to control this kind of activities.

So let's keep silence and use gestures
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:12 AM   #23
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they are preparing to force their way into your home and then force their way into your anus.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:34 AM   #24
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I would say they are.... especially after all the Paris stuff.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:36 AM   #25
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:37 AM   #26
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Yep.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:43 AM   #27
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im sure, my buddy is a MI State Trooper, part of some online task force, he often links me threads. im sure they just use all of 'em and dont actually lurk individual boards though.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:49 AM   #28
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many people of all kind is here... i wouldnt bet someone from fbi isnt
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:53 AM   #29
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I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI had an eye on GFY. I would hope the FBI wouldn't be here because some rich bitch got her shit hacked though, that would seem like a waste of time and $ IMO.
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Old 02-23-2005, 11:59 AM   #30
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I think we all know the real answer to that question...
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Old 02-23-2005, 12:11 PM   #31
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even if the fbi or secret service was on here does it matter? It is not like they can hold anything agaist us, so if there are any of them out there this is what I have to say to them

don't be so sure about that...did you not read the article about a certain sponsor that one a few millions dollars off someone that posted here....they used the thread here as evidence
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Old 02-23-2005, 12:14 PM   #32
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somebody we all know very well is FBI!
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I would say they are.... especially after all the Paris stuff.

They were here WAY before the Paris stuff.
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Old 02-23-2005, 12:18 PM   #34
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I'm not at liberty to discuss the details. But I'm definitely not taking a wild guess.
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Old 02-24-2005, 03:22 AM   #36
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the FBI comes here on their lunchbreaks to surf for free porn, just like all the others.
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Maybe they can finaly get Osama posting on gfy.. Its no wonder they cant find em if they wasting time here.
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exactly... gfy is actually hosted on fbi servers so that they can record anything we say
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I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified. I don't have the language skills. I, you know, my language skills were romance languages and stuff. We're looking for Arabists today.

I don't have the cultural background probably. And I certainly don't have the technical skills, uh, as my children remind me every day, "Dad you got to get better on your computer." Uh, so, the things that you need to have, I don't have.
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