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Holy fuck!! My cigarette lighter just exploded in my fucking face!! Holy fuck!! My cigarette lighter just exploded in my fucking face!!
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Old 02-22-2005, 05:55 PM   #1
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Holy fuck!! My cigarette lighter just exploded in my fucking face!!
There goes my heart rate!!!!! Fuckkk...

I'm chewing on the back of my lighter, suddenly BOOM, the fucking casing breaks and the gas escapes with a big fucking BANG!

Holy fuck... now I have a weird taste of gas in my mouth.. this scared the crap out of me!!!!!
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Old 02-22-2005, 05:58 PM   #2
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Chewing on a lighter.. hm, I think you narrowly just missed getting a Darwin award. ;)
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Old 02-22-2005, 05:58 PM   #3
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owned!!

thats creazy though.

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Old 02-22-2005, 05:59 PM   #4
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Wow thats something .
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:01 PM   #5
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I always chew on things!! Never really thought the fucking thing would explode! I think I might be in the race for that Darwin award yeah, and I'm not even blonde!
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:01 PM   #6
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:02 PM   #7
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LOL I guess that's the last lighter you'll be chewing on... ;)
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:04 PM   #8
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LOL I guess that's the last lighter you'll be chewing on... ;)
Well actually, I cought myself chewing on the now broken lighter 2 minutes later... old habits don't die fast.
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:05 PM   #9
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Really, that's sucks man.

Are you hurt?
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:06 PM   #10
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glad your ok. I admit I've done dummer things!
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:06 PM   #11
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I'm not hurt but it scared the big jesus out of me!
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:12 PM   #12
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There goes my heart rate!!!!! Fuckkk...

I'm chewing on the back of my lighter, suddenly BOOM, the fucking casing breaks and the gas escapes with a big fucking BANG!

Holy fuck... now I have a weird taste of gas in my mouth.. this scared the crap out of me!!!!!
A novel idea would be to get rid of all the lighters in your house.
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:13 PM   #13
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u got owned
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:14 PM   #14
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I'm not hurt but it scared the big jesus out of me!

That is funny too bad I didn't see it.
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:16 PM   #15
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lol before even clicking thread i was going to say 'don't chew on it then' haha
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:25 PM   #16
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Oh man, you oughta be careful next time.
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:31 PM   #17
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I think that's a sign to give up smoking
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:33 PM   #18
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Switch to a zippo. Wont happen again unless your a fucking beaver.
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Old 02-22-2005, 06:38 PM   #19
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Are you the same guy that pulled the grenade pin with his teeth?
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Are you the same guy that pulled the grenade pin with his teeth?
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