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I just brushed my fucking teeth with icy hot! Ehhhhh
I am such a dumbass! The tubs looks pretty much alike and it comes out the same so I really did not pay attention. About 5 seconds into it I start tasting this god aweful taste and started spitting what I thought was crest cinnamon out in the sink. I ran and tossed out my new tooth brush and thought someone put something in the tube..... So I goto take a look and sure enuff, ICY HOT. FUCK! LMAO, that is most def a first for me. I am going to have to store it some place else for now on cuss the bathroom sink is not safe for a dumbass like myself!! Anyway, just thought I'd share my 5 seconds of fame with you all
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Haha.
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Pounding Googlebot
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hahaha, you crack me up BT.
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reminds me of the time I "accidentally" smeared some in my ex husbands ass crack..
tsk tsk.. such a shame it was a hot ass day and he was sweating and the sweat ran down his ass crack.. |
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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Spicy ?
Good one, made me laugh...
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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haha damn.. I still remember the dude that rubed icy hot on their balls
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I need a beer
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Hide the preperation H
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If only you were blonde...
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Now all ya hafta do is gargle with some Preparation H and you'll be all set.
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No Refunds Issued.
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Tell her to smear some on her lips and give ya head. should be a new experience for the both of you!
Actually all joking aside, ever had a girl blow you while sucking on an altoids mint? Its new and different. |
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The Demon & 12clicks
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Now try using ICY/HOT as jack-off lube. Go ahead it's great. Trust me. I wouldn't lie. Use it and post the results.
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In Tushy Land
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ouch that has to hurt
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The Demon & 12clicks
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I am cool
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I feel your pain..
I had BenGay simmilar to icy hott but reverse Hott first then Icey... Anyways I put bengay on my sholders and rubbed it in then I had to take a piss. well it came naturaly to hold my dick..That was a mistake I won't ever forget. |
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that has got to hurt, definately a funny story!
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Famous BT Quote in Prague
He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner. "JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless" I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair. Great Guy BT..
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lol... you got me there...
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Not to be more of a pain than brushing with icy hot is, but when are the TCG stats going to show what I actually sent?
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Once I put this stuff called lip venom and sucked my mans cock.... hmm well lets just say he deserved it.... lip Venom is a product that you use to make your lips more plump... It has this tingling sensation.... but burns...
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If you think that was bad? A few years back I was in a health kick and was boiling eggs and forgot about them. Threw on my running shoes went on a run down the beach for a jog. Half hour later I get back and there is fire engines all over th complex. They used hatchets to bust down my door and it looked like a something massive had happened but it was just 12 eggs burned to a crisp and the whole apartment smelled like smoke for a week! "dumbass" The moral of the story is? "Don't go jogging while boiling eggs"
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Logos and such.
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