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Old 04-29-2005, 08:05 PM   #1
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I just brushed my fucking teeth with icy hot! Ehhhhh

I am such a dumbass! The tubs looks pretty much alike and it comes out the same so I really did not pay attention. About 5 seconds into it I start tasting this god aweful taste and started spitting what I thought was crest cinnamon out in the sink. I ran and tossed out my new tooth brush and thought someone put something in the tube..... So I goto take a look and sure enuff, ICY HOT. FUCK! LMAO, that is most def a first for me. I am going to have to store it some place else for now on cuss the bathroom sink is not safe for a dumbass like myself!! Anyway, just thought I'd share my 5 seconds of fame with you all
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:07 PM   #2
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:09 PM   #3
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hahaha, you crack me up BT.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:11 PM   #4
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reminds me of the time I "accidentally" smeared some in my ex husbands ass crack..

tsk tsk.. such a shame it was a hot ass day and he was sweating and the sweat ran down his ass crack..
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:12 PM   #5
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Good one, made me laugh...
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:19 PM   #6
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haha damn.. I still remember the dude that rubed icy hot on their balls
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:21 PM   #7
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:29 PM   #8
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If only you were blonde...
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:31 PM   #9
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I hear ya.... The blonde booty call I got coming over is gonna get the pussy eating of a lifetime
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:49 PM   #10
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Now all ya hafta do is gargle with some Preparation H and you'll be all set.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:52 PM   #11
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Tell her to smear some on her lips and give ya head. should be a new experience for the both of you!

Actually all joking aside, ever had a girl blow you while sucking on an altoids mint? Its new and different.
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:10 PM   #12
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Now try using ICY/HOT as jack-off lube. Go ahead it's great. Trust me. I wouldn't lie. Use it and post the results.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:05 PM   #13
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Now try using ICY/HOT as jack-off lube. Go ahead it's great. Trust me. I wouldn't lie. Use it and post the results.
"Do buffalo's really have wings?"
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:13 PM   #14
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:16 PM   #15
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Hey I actually conned a friend once into thinking mint crest was great jack-off lube. Man was he pissed. Appearntly even after you wash it off the effects linger for quite a while.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:21 PM   #16
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I feel your pain..


I had BenGay simmilar to icy hott but reverse

Hott first then Icey... Anyways I put bengay on my sholders and rubbed it in then I had to take a piss. well it came naturaly to hold my dick..That was a mistake I won't ever forget.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:24 PM   #17
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that has got to hurt, definately a funny story!
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:24 PM   #18
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Famous BT Quote in Prague
He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

"JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless"

I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

Great Guy BT..
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:01 AM   #19
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lol... you got me there...
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:10 AM   #20
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He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

"JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless"

I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

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now thats classic
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:14 AM   #21
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Not to be more of a pain than brushing with icy hot is, but when are the TCG stats going to show what I actually sent?
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:20 AM   #22
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:25 AM   #23
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Once I put this stuff called lip venom and sucked my mans cock.... hmm well lets just say he deserved it.... lip Venom is a product that you use to make your lips more plump... It has this tingling sensation.... but burns...
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Old 04-30-2005, 04:20 AM   #24
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If you think that was bad? A few years back I was in a health kick and was boiling eggs and forgot about them. Threw on my running shoes went on a run down the beach for a jog. Half hour later I get back and there is fire engines all over th complex. They used hatchets to bust down my door and it looked like a something massive had happened but it was just 12 eggs burned to a crisp and the whole apartment smelled like smoke for a week! "dumbass" The moral of the story is? "Don't go jogging while boiling eggs"
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Old 04-30-2005, 04:41 AM   #26
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He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

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I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

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LMAO, well...... room service was at a premium
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