I just brushed my fucking teeth with icy hot! Ehhhhh
 

I am such a dumbass! The tubs looks pretty much alike and it comes out the same so I really did not pay attention. About 5 seconds into it I start tasting this god aweful taste and started spitting what I thought was crest cinnamon out in the sink. I ran and tossed out my new tooth brush and thought someone put something in the tube..... So I goto take a look and sure enuff, ICY HOT. FUCK! LMAO, that is most def a first for me. I am going to have to store it some place else for now on cuss the bathroom sink is not safe for a dumbass like myself!! Anyway, just thought I'd share my 5 seconds of fame with you all :1orglaugh

Haha. :)

hahaha, you crack me up BT.
WG

reminds me of the time I "accidentally" smeared some in my ex husbands ass crack..

tsk tsk.. such a shame it was a hot ass day and he was sweating and the sweat ran down his ass crack.. :winkwink:

Spicy ? :1orglaugh


Good one, made me laugh... :thumbsup

haha damn.. I still remember the dude that rubed icy hot on their balls

Hide the preperation H :(

If only you were blonde...

I hear ya.... The blonde booty call I got coming over is gonna get the pussy eating of a lifetime :winkwink:

Now all ya hafta do is gargle with some Preparation H and you'll be all set.

Tell her to smear some on her lips and give ya head. should be a new experience for the both of you! :1orglaugh

Actually all joking aside, ever had a girl blow you while sucking on an altoids mint? Its new and different. :)

Now try using ICY/HOT as jack-off lube. Go ahead it's great. Trust me. I wouldn't lie. Use it and post the results.

"Do buffalo's really have wings?"

ouch that has to hurt

Hey I actually conned a friend once into thinking mint crest was great jack-off lube. Man was he pissed. Appearntly even after you wash it off the effects linger for quite a while.

I feel your pain..


I had BenGay simmilar to icy hott but reverse

Hott first then Icey... Anyways I put bengay on my sholders and rubbed it in then I had to take a piss. well it came naturaly to hold my dick..That was a mistake I won't ever forget.

that has got to hurt, definately a funny story!

Famous BT Quote in Prague
He said this with all seriousness sitting at dinner.

"JB the best thing about this show is that its pretty much worthless"

I laughed so hard when he said that I almost fell off my chair.

Great Guy BT..

lol... you got me there...

:1orglaugh now thats classic

Not to be more of a pain than brushing with icy hot is, but when are the TCG stats going to show what I actually sent?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Once I put this stuff called lip venom and sucked my mans cock.... hmm well lets just say he deserved it.... lip Venom is a product that you use to make your lips more plump... It has this tingling sensation.... but burns...

If you think that was bad? A few years back I was in a health kick and was boiling eggs and forgot about them. Threw on my running shoes went on a run down the beach for a jog. Half hour later I get back and there is fire engines all over th complex. They used hatchets to bust down my door and it looked like a something massive had happened but it was just 12 eggs burned to a crisp and the whole apartment smelled like smoke for a week! "dumbass" The moral of the story is? "Don't go jogging while boiling eggs"

:1orglaugh

LMAO, well...... room service was at a premium :1orglaugh