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blackqueen · 02-20-2005, 11:28 AM

SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE!

1.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up
just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of
well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active
body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle
sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE
THAN VALIUM. <A BIG OL' WOW>

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage saliva to
wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque buildup

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Pete-KT · 02-20-2005, 11:33 AM

nice rules

spideriux · 02-20-2005, 11:45 AM

I like these rules too

jimb · 02-20-2005, 12:33 PM

wow, how many times have you used one of those as a pickup line?

Jim

postTopic · 02-20-2005, 12:35 PM

i love it ^_^

blackqueen · 02-20-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb

wow, how many times have you used one of those as a pickup line?

Jim

I used all of them, these are my top 10 that works best

blackqueen · 02-20-2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT

nice rules

Thank you
I live by these rules, my life is more simple. Try it for a week

mrthumbs · 02-20-2005, 01:27 PM

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking increases the chance on STD's

Best-In-BC · 02-20-2005, 01:29 PM

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mrthumbs · 02-20-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

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The Sultan Of Smut · 02-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.

This is why I do it.

mhende6600 · 02-20-2005, 04:14 PM

great post

blackqueen · 02-21-2005, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

This is why I do it.

Now try the other 9

XXXSharonXXX · 02-21-2005, 07:21 AM

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mardigras · 02-21-2005, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackqueen

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.

The tricky part is finding a penis skinny enough to fit up in there...

02-20-2005, 11:28 AM	#1
blackqueen Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 21	Finally the truth about sex SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE! 1.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. <A BIG OL' WOW> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque buildup 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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