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blackqueen 02-20-2005 11:28 AM

Finally the truth about sex
 
SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE!

1.Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin
smooth.



2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow.



3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.




4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up
just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!



5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of
well-being.



6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active
body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle
sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!



7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE
THAN VALIUM. <A BIG OL' WOW>



8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourage saliva to
wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque buildup



9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain



10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Pete-KT 02-20-2005 11:33 AM

nice rules

spideriux 02-20-2005 11:45 AM

I like these rules too :thumbsup

jimb 02-20-2005 12:33 PM

wow, how many times have you used one of those as a pickup line?

Jim

postTopic 02-20-2005 12:35 PM

i love it ^_^

blackqueen 02-20-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimb
wow, how many times have you used one of those as a pickup line?

Jim

I used all of them, these are my top 10 that works best

blackqueen 02-20-2005 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
nice rules

Thank you
I live by these rules, my life is more simple. Try it for a week

mrthumbs 02-20-2005 01:27 PM

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking increases the chance on STD's

Best-In-BC 02-20-2005 01:29 PM

All Hail Anal Sex :thumbsup

mrthumbs 02-20-2005 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Best-In-BC
All Hail Anal Sex :thumbsup


amen!


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The Sultan Of Smut 02-20-2005 02:51 PM

Quote:

lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
This is why I do it.

mhende6600 02-20-2005 04:14 PM

great post

blackqueen 02-21-2005 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut
This is why I do it.

Now try the other 9

XXXSharonXXX 02-21-2005 07:21 AM

excellent topic!!!

Babagirls 02-21-2005 07:26 AM

#6 is interesting.......

mardigras 02-21-2005 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackqueen
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.

The tricky part is finding a penis skinny enough to fit up in there... :upsidedow


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