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dunefield · 02-20-2005, 05:15 PM

http://www.lalatimes.com/Issue25/kobe.html

Kobe Says Shaq May Have Had
Sex With Animals
Lakers star Kobe Bryant also tattles on other NBA stars and their "freakazoid" tastes.

Special to The LaLa Times
by Brad Schreiber

EL SEGUNDO, Ca. ? Los Angeles Laker basketball star Kobe Bryant has claimed that former Laker center Shaquille O?Neill once told him that the big man had carnal knowledge with a marmoset, a pair of wombats and a walrus.

Bryant had told detectives off the record in the recently dismissed criminal rape case in Eagle County, Colorado that O?Neill paid up to one million dollars as hush money regarding extramarital affairs. Now, the "high-scoring" guard contends O?Neill, traded to the Miami Heat, confided in him that he had a weak spot for certain marsupials and aquatic creatures. "Hey, Shaq is a big guy and he has big needs," Bryant casually commented.

Houston Rocket Tracy McGrady, who led the league last year with a 28.0 point-per-game average and is known as one of the league?s more polite, soft-spoken players, has also been cited as having "freakazoidal tendencies." Bryant insists McGrady once told him that he enjoyed covering himself with crunchy peanut butter and grape jelly and having three or four hotel maids "clean the plate," as he supposedly referred to it.

Perry Rogers, O?Neill?s agent, puffed up like he had the measles when asked for his opinion. "I-I-It?s like, just..." and was unable to form a coherent sentence for some moments. Eventually, he stated, "Kobe has gone too far. He?s broken the unspoken law in this league. You never talk about other players and their bizarre, uh, their personal lives."

The identity of the 20-year-old woman who accused Bryant of raping her in a Vail resort will be revealed in the civil suit. Bryant was counting on the friendly testimony of other NBA players. But in light of his verbal attacks, which include the assertion that towering, seven foot, six inch Houston center Yao Ming likes to dress up in a nun?s habit and have his bare buttocks spanked with a tennis racket by a middle-aged female UPS driver, the Laker superstar may not find many players to support him.

dunefield · 02-20-2005, 10:52 PM

no shaq fans

reynold · 02-20-2005, 11:00 PM

I'm more of an Allen Iverson fan.

Pornwolf · 02-20-2005, 11:56 PM

Kobe needs to be smacked down. I got a feeling his day is coming.

yellowmenace · 02-20-2005, 11:59 PM

shaq is an idiot, kobe is an idiot

Love Brokers · 02-21-2005, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yellowmenace

shaq is an idiot, kobe is an idiot

Yeah, but they dress nice and have hot cars.................

yellowmenace · 02-21-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Brokers

Yeah, but they dress nice and have hot cars.................

hey dude, can you hit me up on icq? i have a question for ya..thx

Love Brokers · 02-21-2005, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yellowmenace

hey dude, can you hit me up on icq? i have a question for ya..thx

ok.................

flashfire · 02-21-2005, 04:23 AM

who cares...this celeb gossip stuff is going too far

Prof.Dr. Den · 02-21-2005, 04:29 AM

fuck that, hwf cares?

mal · 02-21-2005, 04:33 AM

i fux sheep

02-20-2005, 05:15 PM	#1
dunefield www.barely18movies.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,920	Shaq loves animals? http://www.lalatimes.com/Issue25/kobe.html Kobe Says Shaq May Have Had Sex With Animals Lakers star Kobe Bryant also tattles on other NBA stars and their "freakazoid" tastes. Special to The LaLa Times by Brad Schreiber EL SEGUNDO, Ca. ? Los Angeles Laker basketball star Kobe Bryant has claimed that former Laker center Shaquille O?Neill once told him that the big man had carnal knowledge with a marmoset, a pair of wombats and a walrus. Bryant had told detectives off the record in the recently dismissed criminal rape case in Eagle County, Colorado that O?Neill paid up to one million dollars as hush money regarding extramarital affairs. Now, the "high-scoring" guard contends O?Neill, traded to the Miami Heat, confided in him that he had a weak spot for certain marsupials and aquatic creatures. "Hey, Shaq is a big guy and he has big needs," Bryant casually commented. Houston Rocket Tracy McGrady, who led the league last year with a 28.0 point-per-game average and is known as one of the league?s more polite, soft-spoken players, has also been cited as having "freakazoidal tendencies." Bryant insists McGrady once told him that he enjoyed covering himself with crunchy peanut butter and grape jelly and having three or four hotel maids "clean the plate," as he supposedly referred to it. Perry Rogers, O?Neill?s agent, puffed up like he had the measles when asked for his opinion. "I-I-It?s like, just..." and was unable to form a coherent sentence for some moments. Eventually, he stated, "Kobe has gone too far. He?s broken the unspoken law in this league. You never talk about other players and their bizarre, uh, their personal lives." The identity of the 20-year-old woman who accused Bryant of raping her in a Vail resort will be revealed in the civil suit. Bryant was counting on the friendly testimony of other NBA players. But in light of his verbal attacks, which include the assertion that towering, seven foot, six inch Houston center Yao Ming likes to dress up in a nun?s habit and have his bare buttocks spanked with a tennis racket by a middle-aged female UPS driver, the Laker superstar may not find many players to support him. __________________

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dunefield www.barely18movies.com Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 10,920	no shaq fans __________________

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Kobe needs to be smacked down. I got a feeling his day is coming. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

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yellowmenace Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,141	shaq is an idiot, kobe is an idiot __________________ Yellow Menace icq# 322981173

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	who cares...this celeb gossip stuff is going too far

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