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CDSmith · 12-02-2001, 11:58 AM

The next time you're having a bad day,
imagine this: You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder is
gay and you're not. But you only have the one ass.
Feel better?

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12-02-2001, 12:01 PM

ROFL so true.

qcmoney · 12-02-2001, 12:01 PM

LMFAO! Excellent...

Amputate Your Head · 12-02-2001, 12:02 PM

Regardless of which shoulder they were conjoined at, I find it highly improbably that there is enough flexibility contained in the bone mass conjunction to allow a full 180 degree pivot to provide access to anal penetration.

The theory does not hold up under scrutiny.

Amputate Your Head · 12-02-2001, 12:06 PM

Your thoery is futher diminished by the fact that your conjunction parameter was the shoulder. Therefore, unless there were some major malformations sustained during birth, there would, in fact, be two asses. Not that the presence of an additional ass necessarily facilitates an alternative option, as the orifice in question would be in direct proportion to the violating twins natural body structure.

qcmoney · 12-02-2001, 12:17 PM

Gee Amp, is this coming from your interest in physiology or anal sex?

kane · 12-02-2001, 01:22 PM

it wouldn't be my brother I'd be worried about . . .it would be his boy friend.

Fossa · 12-02-2001, 01:28 PM

How can you even think such a thing? You sick twisted pervo.
I didn't say that it was my brother.

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Ambergirl · 12-02-2001, 01:49 PM

Amp...I'm inclined to agree with you!

Although, the solution of course would be if your attached brother is a TOP man and you both just find an agreeable couple...you get the girl, he gets the guy!

If there's a will...

CDSmith · 12-02-2001, 02:42 PM

I think amp needs a few drinks to gain some perspective.

12clicks · 12-02-2001, 02:48 PM

at lease we have two mouths.

CDSmith · 12-02-2001, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks:
at lease we have two mouths.

Pretty good argument for those guys thinking of switching teams

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CDSmith · 12-02-2001, 06:56 PM

Okay, word on the street is that Amp is now drunk.

Time to find out what he really thinks about this. Amp? The floor is yours, try not to suck on the microphone.

RedShoe · 12-02-2001, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Your thoery is futher diminished by the fact that your conjunction parameter was the shoulder. Therefore, unless there were some major malformations sustained during birth, there would, in fact, be two asses. Not that the presence of an additional ass necessarily facilitates an alternative option, as the orifice in question would be in direct proportion to the violating twins natural body structure.

Amp don't over anilyze this. He told the joke wrong anyway. BTW, if he heard it on Friday night (like I did) that comedian sucked ass. I couple of chuckles and that was it.

That asian dude was funnier. CORN!!!!!!

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Amputate Your Head · 12-02-2001, 11:04 PM

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Brad Mitchell · 12-02-2001, 11:32 PM

That's pretty impressive especially since you drank a bottle of tequila tonite...

lol

Brad

kmanrox · 12-03-2001, 02:16 AM

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kmanrox · 12-03-2001, 02:18 AM

hey wait, reading amps posts, now, could the str8 brother be just as S.O.L due to the fact that the other brother will want some guys to come fuck him in the ass, hence making the str8 one shit outta luck?

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CDSmith · 12-03-2001, 11:40 AM

I thought you were my gay twin.

Mom said she sold you off because you kept getting erections when she played her Harry Belafonte records.

12-02-2001, 11:58 AM	#1
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12-02-2001, 12:01 PM	#2
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	ROFL so true.

12-02-2001, 12:01 PM	#3
qcmoney Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: NeverNever Land Posts: 291	LMFAO! Excellent...

12-02-2001, 12:02 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Regardless of which shoulder they were conjoined at, I find it highly improbably that there is enough flexibility contained in the bone mass conjunction to allow a full 180 degree pivot to provide access to anal penetration. The theory does not hold up under scrutiny.

12-02-2001, 12:06 PM	#5
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Your thoery is futher diminished by the fact that your conjunction parameter was the shoulder. Therefore, unless there were some major malformations sustained during birth, there would, in fact, be two asses. Not that the presence of an additional ass necessarily facilitates an alternative option, as the orifice in question would be in direct proportion to the violating twins natural body structure.

12-02-2001, 12:17 PM	#6
qcmoney Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: NeverNever Land Posts: 291	Gee Amp, is this coming from your interest in physiology or anal sex?

12-02-2001, 01:22 PM	#7
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	it wouldn't be my brother I'd be worried about . . .it would be his boy friend.

12-02-2001, 01:28 PM	#8
Fossa Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A bar somewhere in the UK Posts: 136	How can you even think such a thing? You sick twisted pervo. I didn't say that it was my brother. Fossa ------------------ Submit your mature gallerys here Old Sploshers TGP

12-02-2001, 01:49 PM	#9
Ambergirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: East Coast Baby Posts: 1,269	Amp...I'm inclined to agree with you! Although, the solution of course would be if your attached brother is a TOP man and you both just find an agreeable couple...you get the girl, he gets the guy! If there's a will...

12-02-2001, 02:42 PM	#10
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I think amp needs a few drinks to gain some perspective.

12-02-2001, 02:48 PM	#11
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	at lease we have two mouths.

12-02-2001, 06:56 PM	#13
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Okay, word on the street is that Amp is now drunk. Time to find out what he really thinks about this. Amp? The floor is yours, try not to suck on the microphone.

12-02-2001, 11:04 PM	#15
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	mfhlgbghsblmbcgxzxzlzk!

12-02-2001, 11:32 PM	#16
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	That's pretty impressive especially since you drank a bottle of tequila tonite... lol Brad

12-03-2001, 02:16 AM	#17
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12-03-2001, 02:18 AM	#18
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	hey wait, reading amps posts, now, could the str8 brother be just as S.O.L due to the fact that the other brother will want some guys to come fuck him in the ass, hence making the str8 one shit outta luck? ------------------ K-MaN icq 1337988 NicheBucks 50/50 RawPussy TGP Secret Galleries TGP Trade Traffic For All Sites at BuiltonPorn

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12-03-2001, 11:40 AM	#20
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I thought you were my gay twin. Mom said she sold you off because you kept getting erections when she played her Harry Belafonte records.