And now, Deep Thoughts - - - by Jack Handy...
 

The next time you're having a bad day,
imagine this: You're a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder is
gay and you're not. But you only have the one ass.
Feel better?


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ROFL so true.

LMFAO! Excellent...

Regardless of which shoulder they were conjoined at, I find it highly improbably that there is enough flexibility contained in the bone mass conjunction to allow a full 180 degree pivot to provide access to anal penetration.

The theory does not hold up under scrutiny.

Your thoery is futher diminished by the fact that your conjunction parameter was the shoulder. Therefore, unless there were some major malformations sustained during birth, there would, in fact, be two asses. Not that the presence of an additional ass necessarily facilitates an alternative option, as the orifice in question would be in direct proportion to the violating twins natural body structure.

Gee Amp, is this coming from your interest in physiology or anal sex? http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

it wouldn't be my brother I'd be worried about . . .it would be his boy friend.

How can you even think such a thing? You sick twisted pervo.
I didn't say that it was my brother.

Fossa

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Amp...I'm inclined to agree with you!

Although, the solution of course would be if your attached brother is a TOP man and you both just find an agreeable couple...you get the girl, he gets the guy!

If there's a will...

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I think amp needs a few drinks to gain some perspective.

at lease we have two mouths.

Pretty good argument for those guys thinking of switching teams

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[This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 12-02-2001).]

Okay, word on the street is that Amp is now drunk.

Time to find out what he really thinks about this. Amp? The floor is yours, try not to suck on the microphone. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Amp don't over anilyze this. He told the joke wrong anyway. BTW, if he heard it on Friday night (like I did) that comedian sucked ass. I couple of chuckles and that was it.

That asian dude was funnier. CORN!!!!!!



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That's pretty impressive especially since you drank a bottle of tequila tonite...

lol

Brad

wait, what's so wrong with that? umm wait, i mean, grossss!!!!!


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hey wait, reading amps posts, now, could the str8 brother be just as S.O.L due to the fact that the other brother will want some guys to come fuck him in the ass, hence making the str8 one shit outta luck?




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I thought you were my gay twin.

Mom said she sold you off because you kept getting erections when she played her Harry Belafonte records.