Suicide notes - GoFuckYourself.com

SuckOnThis · 02-18-2005, 02:15 AM

Pretty wild shit of some real suicide notes.

http://www.well.com/user/art/suicidenotes.html

Here's a good one:

Married male, age 74

What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.

No more I will pay the bills.

No more I will drive the car.

No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.

No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.

This is no way to live.

Either is it any way to die.

Her grub I can not eat.

At night I can not sleep.

I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life.

W.S.

to the undertaker

We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don't let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money.

Give this note to the cops.

top

Give me liberty or give me death.

W.S.

PHPdude · 02-18-2005, 03:46 AM

Thats just lovely.

sonofsam · 02-18-2005, 04:03 AM

those are depressing

yellowmenace · 02-18-2005, 04:06 AM

that's fucked up man.

sonofsam · 02-18-2005, 04:09 AM

my god, some of those people are 13-16

SuckOnThis · 02-18-2005, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

those are depressing

I don't know, kinda made me feel better.

Pipecrew · 02-18-2005, 10:30 AM

I was searching for a university recently and came across this one, very weird

http://ash.spaink.net/conibear.html

alexg · 02-18-2005, 10:41 AM

that's refreshing

02-18-2005, 02:15 AM	#1
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Suicide notes Pretty wild shit of some real suicide notes. http://www.well.com/user/art/suicidenotes.html Here's a good one: Married male, age 74 What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here. No more I will pay the bills. No more I will drive the car. No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes. No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before. This is no way to live. Either is it any way to die. Her grub I can not eat. At night I can not sleep. I married the wrong nag-nag-nag and I lost my life. W.S. to the undertaker We have got plenty money to give me a decent burial. Don't let my wife kid you by saying she has not got any money. Give this note to the cops. top Give me liberty or give me death. W.S.

02-18-2005, 03:46 AM	#2
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02-18-2005, 04:03 AM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	those are depressing __________________ I like turtles.

02-18-2005, 04:06 AM	#4
yellowmenace Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,141	that's fucked up man. __________________ Yellow Menace icq# 322981173

02-18-2005, 04:09 AM	#5
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	my god, some of those people are 13-16 __________________ I like turtles.

02-18-2005, 10:30 AM	#7
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	I was searching for a university recently and came across this one, very weird http://ash.spaink.net/conibear.html

02-18-2005, 10:41 AM	#8
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	that's refreshing __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!