Ladies: What's the shortest penis... - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 02-15-2005, 02:38 AM

...that ever satisfied you?

I've got 6+, which is above average... I figure I could still do the job with half of it. What do you think?

(I'm aware that thickness is probably more of an issue for women, provided the meat meets their minimum length requirement... )

Kapitan Ivanov II · 02-15-2005, 02:43 AM

I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.

Dagwolf · 02-15-2005, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II

I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.

Somehow I don't think the irony of that statement has escaped you.

Kapitan Ivanov II · 02-15-2005, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Somehow I don't think the irony of that statement has escaped you.

You are quite correct, my young grasshopper.

reynold · 02-15-2005, 02:49 AM

That's a huge one Dagwolf.

mardigras · 02-15-2005, 02:52 AM

Any "Are You Being Served?" fans here?
I love it when Mrs. Slocombe (referring to going to the pub) says she stepped out for a little one

Dagwolf · 02-15-2005, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

That's a huge one Dagwolf.

I'm not bragging... not in THIS crowd.

I couldn't even get a bit part in a porn with 6 inches unless I produced it myself.

Edit: Still no ladies?

PHPdude · 02-15-2005, 03:07 AM

Thats pretty funny, i like it.

StacyCat · 02-15-2005, 08:59 AM

About 4-5 inches, and skinny.

Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick.

though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

gangbangjoe · 02-15-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan Ivanov II

I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.

because nobody knows you

JustJen · 02-15-2005, 09:15 AM

I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.

polish_aristocrat · 02-15-2005, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by EpicJen

I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing.

I don't think anyone with a small penis will want to send traffic to Epic Cash now. ;)

polish_aristocrat · 02-15-2005, 09:21 AM

and funny how your comment EpicJen is totally different than StacyCat's comment...

Phoenix · 02-15-2005, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen

I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.

how were you able to be in a relationship if you could only laugh at him.

I have a pathetically small dick so i take offense to this thread.

lol

bangman · 02-15-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen

I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.

Wow what a bitch! haha

UniversalPass Pete · 02-15-2005, 09:40 AM

Women complain when it's too big also!

JustJen · 02-15-2005, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bangman

Wow what a bitch! haha

lol I love it. I am a bitch because I speak the truth.

nojob · 02-15-2005, 09:41 AM

Hmm Size Does Matter, to most women. That is why our affiliate program converts.

DaveMac · 02-15-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by StacyCat

though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

WOW you must have big thumbs

Adultnet · 02-15-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EpicJen

lol I love it. I am a bitch because I speak the truth.

he he he

bllott · 02-15-2005, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StacyCat

About 4-5 inches, and skinny.

Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick.

though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

Oh, I think we've meet. Is it you stacy? you thought I was wierd? You should have said something. I miss you

Evil1 · 02-15-2005, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen

One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing

Huh? Im not a cock authority so... do they actually come that small? It'll be a wonderful day in my life if someone says this is true!

MandyBlake · 02-15-2005, 10:10 AM

i've had sex with a guy who was just about 5". It was good sex.
Although I prefer big cocks, I won't pass up an ooportunity for an avg guy, cuz the sex could be tremendous.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 02-15-2005, 10:17 AM

it's not the length, it's not the size. it's how you perform & make it rise

Rui · 02-15-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpicJen

I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.

Shit must had been very small or you simply love huge cocks

Dagwolf · 02-17-2005, 02:37 AM

So what we've learned is:
Given a good sexual performance, if he's got at least 4 inches a guy might get a second date?

That's got to be harsh news for some guys.

02-17-2005, 03:00 AM

Kicker · 02-17-2005, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Gasper

OMG

Rui · 02-17-2005, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Gasper

What fuck is that shit....gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sonofsam · 02-17-2005, 05:53 AM

that guy is hung like an..... ant

Rorschach · 02-17-2005, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold

That's a huge one Dagwolf.

that's the gayest thing i ever heard

vicki · 02-17-2005, 07:28 AM

I'm not about to divulge any personal experience stuff on a board but I'll offer one truth for you Dag

size does matter .. BUT .. talent matters MORE!

unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol
I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;)

~back into my cave

Rui · 02-17-2005, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicki

unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol
I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;)

~back into my cave

already been done but it would be a best seller among GFY crowd

shann · 02-17-2005, 07:53 AM

WHOA at first glance i thought that was a large nipple!

Pete-KT · 02-17-2005, 07:55 AM

i feel bad for that guy

AnaNicole · 02-17-2005, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gasper

i can believe the size of that penis!!! OMG

ezrydn · 02-17-2005, 08:54 AM

It's not how long it is and it's not how thick it is. It's just the cute little way I crawl on and off.

Eight · 02-17-2005, 09:32 AM

There are no small penises, only flabby vaginas.

vicki · 02-17-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

already been done but it would be a best seller among GFY crowd

hahahahahaha

even if there were some instructional wording splashed in along with the pics?

for this crew I think I'd have to leave room for all the 'I'd hit it!' responses

hows this for a title:
10 simple rules to satisfying a woman!
YES I said simple
YES I said only 10 would do it
YES there are mapping pics included FREE
hahahahaha

BastarD · 02-17-2005, 10:54 AM

My penis is about 5 inches and I have never had situation that woman complains.. I'm sure I can satisfy

Even if you can't do it with your penis (if you have like fuckin 2 inches lol) you still have hands, thumbs and tongue

Spunky · 02-17-2005, 10:56 AM

Doesn't everybody have atleast 9 inches?

02-15-2005, 02:38 AM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Ladies: What's the shortest penis... ...that ever satisfied you? I've got 6+, which is above average... I figure I could still do the job with half of it. What do you think? (I'm aware that thickness is probably more of an issue for women, provided the meat meets their minimum length requirement... ) __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-15-2005, 02:43 AM	#2
Kapitan Ivanov II Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 763	I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread. __________________ Ivanov - The Original Russian Board Guy

02-15-2005, 02:52 AM	#6
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	Any "Are You Being Served?" fans here? I love it when Mrs. Slocombe (referring to going to the pub) says she stepped out for a little one __________________ .

02-15-2005, 03:07 AM	#8
PHPdude Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,164	Thats pretty funny, i like it. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

02-15-2005, 09:15 AM	#11
JustJen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,233	I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER. __________________ icq:175766581

02-15-2005, 02:49 AM	#5
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	That's a huge one Dagwolf.

02-15-2005, 08:59 AM	#9
StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	About 4-5 inches, and skinny. Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick. though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

02-15-2005, 09:21 AM	#13
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	and funny how your comment EpicJen is totally different than StacyCat's comment... __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

02-15-2005, 09:40 AM	#16
UniversalPass Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA http://www.universalpass.com Posts: 7,368	Women complain when it's too big also! __________________ V4.0 It's Here! NOT JUST AVS ANYMORE! Teen Whore Fetish All Milf Sluts Real Asian Cunts All Latina Cunts Massive XXX Boobs All Out Anal Since 1997. ICQ: 107746038

02-15-2005, 09:41 AM	#18
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	Hmm Size Does Matter, to most women. That is why our affiliate program converts.

02-15-2005, 10:10 AM	#23
MandyBlake The one and only! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 17,761	i've had sex with a guy who was just about 5". It was good sex. Although I prefer big cocks, I won't pass up an ooportunity for an avg guy, cuz the sex could be tremendous. __________________ Mandy's Playhouse Her First Fat Girl If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921

02-15-2005, 10:17 AM	#24
Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	it's not the length, it's not the size. it's how you perform & make it rise __________________

02-17-2005, 02:37 AM	#26
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	So what we've learned is: Given a good sexual performance, if he's got at least 4 inches a guy might get a second date? That's got to be harsh news for some guys. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

02-17-2005, 05:53 AM	#30
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	that guy is hung like an..... ant __________________ I like turtles.

02-17-2005, 07:28 AM	#32
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	I'm not about to divulge any personal experience stuff on a board but I'll offer one truth for you Dag size does matter .. BUT .. talent matters MORE! unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;) ~back into my cave __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

02-17-2005, 07:53 AM	#34
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02-17-2005, 07:55 AM	#35
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	i feel bad for that guy

02-17-2005, 08:54 AM	#37
ezrydn Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Guadalajara, MX Posts: 695	It's not how long it is and it's not how thick it is. It's just the cute little way I crawl on and off.

02-17-2005, 09:32 AM	#38
Eight Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 43	There are no small penises, only flabby vaginas.

02-17-2005, 10:54 AM	#40
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	My penis is about 5 inches and I have never had situation that woman complains.. I'm sure I can satisfy Even if you can't do it with your penis (if you have like fuckin 2 inches lol) you still have hands, thumbs and tongue

02-17-2005, 10:56 AM	#41
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Doesn't everybody have atleast 9 inches? __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*