Ladies: What's the shortest penis...
 

...that ever satisfied you?

I've got 6+, which is above average... I figure I could still do the job with half of it. What do you think?

(I'm aware that thickness is probably more of an issue for women, provided the meat meets their minimum length requirement... )

I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.

Somehow I don't think the irony of that statement has escaped you.

You are quite correct, my young grasshopper.

That's a huge one Dagwolf. :thumbsup

Any "Are You Being Served?" fans here?
I love it when Mrs. Slocombe (referring to going to the pub) says she stepped out for a little one :1orglaugh

I'm not bragging... not in THIS crowd. :1orglaugh I couldn't even get a bit part in a porn with 6 inches unless I produced it myself.

Edit: Still no ladies?

Thats pretty funny, i like it.

About 4-5 inches, and skinny.

Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick.

though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways.

because nobody knows you

I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.

I don't think anyone with a small penis will want to send traffic to Epic Cash now. ;)

and funny how your comment EpicJen is totally different than StacyCat's comment...

how were you able to be in a relationship if you could only laugh at him.

I have a pathetically small dick so i take offense to this thread.


lol

Wow what a bitch! haha

Women complain when it's too big also! :Graucho

lol I love it. I am a bitch because I speak the truth. :winkwink:

Hmm Size Does Matter, to most women. That is why our affiliate program converts.

WOW you must have big thumbs :winkwink:

he he he

Oh, I think we've meet. Is it you stacy? you thought I was wierd? You should have said something. I miss you

Huh? Im not a cock authority so... do they actually come that small? It'll be a wonderful day in my life if someone says this is true!

i've had sex with a guy who was just about 5". It was good sex.
Although I prefer big cocks, I won't pass up an ooportunity for an avg guy, cuz the sex could be tremendous.

it's not the length, it's not the size. it's how you perform & make it rise :)

Shit must had been very small or you simply love huge cocks :helpme

So what we've learned is:
Given a good sexual performance, if he's got at least 4 inches a guy might get a second date?

That's got to be harsh news for some guys.

http://www.funny-pictures.com/albums...mall_penis.jpg :thumbsup

OMG :helpme

What fuck is that shit....gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :helpme

that guy is hung like an..... ant

that's the gayest thing i ever heard

I'm not about to divulge any personal experience stuff on a board but I'll offer one truth for you Dag

size does matter .. BUT .. talent matters MORE!

unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol
I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;)

~back into my cave

already been done but it would be a best seller among GFY crowd
:1orglaugh

WHOA at first glance i thought that was a large nipple!

i feel bad for that guy

i can believe the size of that penis!!! OMG

It's not how long it is and it's not how thick it is. It's just the cute little way I crawl on and off.

There are no small penises, only flabby vaginas.

hahahahahaha

even if there were some instructional wording splashed in along with the pics?


for this crew I think I'd have to leave room for all the 'I'd hit it!' responses :1orglaugh


hows this for a title:
10 simple rules to satisfying a woman!
YES I said simple
YES I said only 10 would do it
YES there are mapping pics included FREE
hahahahaha

My penis is about 5 inches and I have never had situation that woman complains.. I'm sure I can satisfy :) Even if you can't do it with your penis (if you have like fuckin 2 inches lol) you still have hands, thumbs and tongue :)

Doesn't everybody have atleast 9 inches? :helpme