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colpanic · 02-17-2005, 02:27 AM

So I got a wink today from this woman.

There are so many bad things about this profile I don't know what to say.

http://www.match.com/profile/showpro...1w%3d%3d&TP=SI

Daym!

Oh yeah, I live NOWHERE near Iowa.

Chris · 02-17-2005, 02:28 AM

wont let me see the profile
wants me to join
blah

colpanic · 02-17-2005, 02:43 AM

Shit.

Well try this.. it's just a link to the pic.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424A.jpeg

Chris · 02-17-2005, 02:45 AM

hahaha i am dieing to see her profile now LOL

mrthumbs · 02-17-2005, 02:52 AM

I am a: 40 yr old woman

located in: Des Moines, Iowa, United States

looking for: 25 to 53-year old man

within 1000 miles of Des Moines, Iowa, United States

relationships: Divorced

my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

body type: Curvy

height: 5? 7? (170.2 cms)

sense of humor: Obscure: I?m usually the only one laughing

sign: Leo

About me and who I'd like to date
I'M THE BLOND BOMB, WHO NEEDS THE LEADER OF THE SQUAD TO DETINATE ME! I'M FAITHFUL WHEN IN LOVE. I DON'T PUT UP WITH A LOT OF CRAP, BUT AM PATIENT. I LOVE MEN, DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM & NEVER WILL, BUT STILL LOVE THEM. I KNOW THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMAN EITHER. WHEN THINGS GO WELL , IT'S LIKE A FINE OILED MACHINE & OTHER TIMES LIKE A THUNDERSTORM(TAKE COVER). I CAN CURL UP WITH YOU & WATCH A GOOD MOVIE, LAUGH, TALK, DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY, TAKE WALKS ON THE BEACH OR ENTERTA THE FINEST.

Appearance

height: 5? 7? (170.2 cms)

eyes: Blue

hair: Blonde

body type: Curvy

body art: Visible tattoo, Strategically placed tattoo, Piercings you?ll have to ask about, Other

best feature: Butt

Interests

for fun:
lOVE TO DANCE, SWIM, WALK, TALK, CAMP. OPEN TO ABOUT ANYTHING ONCE. LOVE A GOOD JOKE & FUNNY MEN, WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. I NEED AN OUTGOING MAN, WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH ME. MY LIFE IS NEVER BORING! MY MOTTO, BELIEVE IN GOD, LIVE ENJOYING ALL.

favorite hot spots:
I LIKE WILD & CRAZY BARS & SMALL & COZY COFFEE SHOPS. WOULD LOVE TO GO SOUTH ON VACATION, HAWAII, BAHAMAS, ECT... I ENJOY A MAN WHO PLANS THE DATE & DOESN'T MIND MY SUPTLE INPUT.

favorite things:
I GO FROM PIZZA TO FINE DINNING. THE COLOR PURPLE & PINK ARE MY FAVORITES. MAKE SURE I HAVE AN UMBRELLA, SO I DON'T MELT!(HA) I LOVE TO SHOP, I WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER THROUGH THAT TO MUCH, I'M PRETTY SELF SUFFICIENT, LIKE TO READING & MUSIC.

last read:
THE LAST THING I READ WAS A VALENTINES CARD FROM MY SISTER. (HA) A BOOK, BUT DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO READ LATELY.

sense of humor: Obscure: I?m usually the only one laughing

sports and exercise: Aerobics, Cycling, Dancing, Golf, Tennis / Racquet sports, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Hockey, Skiing, Volleyball

common interests: Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting

Lifestyle

exercise habits: Exercise regularly

daily diet: Keep it healthy

smoke: Daily

drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two

job: Sales / Marketing

I HAVE BEEN IN SALES FOR APPROX 8 YEARS & ENJOY IT ALOT!!

income: No Answer

my place: Live alone

have kids: Yes, and sometimes they live at home

how many: 2

want kids: Not sure

pets:

I have: No Answer

I don't have, but like: Cats, Dogs, Fish, Birds, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Horses

I don't like: Reptiles, Fleas

Background/Values

ethnicity: White / Caucasian

BORN IN DES MOINES, IOWA, HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE, WOULD LIKE TO LIVE SOUTH(WEATHER WARM) I HAVE INDIAN, ENGLISH + MORE IN MY HERITAGE.

faith: Spiritual but not religious

PRESPRETARIAN, VERY SPIRITUAL, I BELIEVE IT IS THE WAY YOU TREAT & LOVE OTHERS THAT MATTERS THE MOST & HOW WELL YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.

education: High school

TECH HIGH, EAST HIGH.

languages: English

politics: No Answer

About My Date

hair: Any

eyes: Any

height: 5? 10? (177.8 cms) to 7? 0? (213.4 cms)

body type: Any

languages: Any

ethnicity: Any

faith: Agnostic, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious

education: Any

job: Any

income: $50,001 to $75,000

smoke: Any

drink: Any

relationships: Any

have kids: Any

want kids: Definitely

turn-ons: Tattoos, Skinny dipping, Flirting, Thrills, Public displays of affection, Dancing, Power, Money, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight

turn-offs: Brainiacs

perfect date:

Chris · 02-17-2005, 02:56 AM

jesus christ lol
shit aint picky

ANY
ANY
ANY
ANY
ANY
lololol

colpanic · 02-17-2005, 03:15 AM

heh..

sinde that worked, the rest of her pics.... I'm going to have nightmares.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424B.jpeg

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424C.jpeg (her best one)

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424D.jpeg

Yeah yeah.. I know this isn't nice.. but christ! At least turn off the caps lock!

02-17-2005, 02:27 AM	#1
colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	Scary Match.com wink. So I got a wink today from this woman. There are so many bad things about this profile I don't know what to say. http://www.match.com/profile/showpro...1w%3d%3d&TP=SI Daym! Oh yeah, I live NOWHERE near Iowa. __________________ I like ducks.

02-17-2005, 02:28 AM	#2
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	wont let me see the profile wants me to join blah __________________ [email protected]

02-17-2005, 02:43 AM	#3
colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	Shit. Well try this.. it's just a link to the pic. http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424A.jpeg __________________ I like ducks.

02-17-2005, 02:45 AM	#4
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	hahaha i am dieing to see her profile now LOL __________________ [email protected]

02-17-2005, 02:56 AM	#6
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	jesus christ lol shit aint picky ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY lololol __________________ [email protected]

02-17-2005, 02:52 AM	#5
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	I am a: 40 yr old woman located in: Des Moines, Iowa, United States looking for: 25 to 53-year old man within 1000 miles of Des Moines, Iowa, United States relationships: Divorced my ethnicity: White / Caucasian body type: Curvy height: 5? 7? (170.2 cms) sense of humor: Obscure: I?m usually the only one laughing sign: Leo About me and who I'd like to date I'M THE BLOND BOMB, WHO NEEDS THE LEADER OF THE SQUAD TO DETINATE ME! I'M FAITHFUL WHEN IN LOVE. I DON'T PUT UP WITH A LOT OF CRAP, BUT AM PATIENT. I LOVE MEN, DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM & NEVER WILL, BUT STILL LOVE THEM. I KNOW THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMAN EITHER. WHEN THINGS GO WELL , IT'S LIKE A FINE OILED MACHINE & OTHER TIMES LIKE A THUNDERSTORM(TAKE COVER). I CAN CURL UP WITH YOU & WATCH A GOOD MOVIE, LAUGH, TALK, DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY, TAKE WALKS ON THE BEACH OR ENTERTA THE FINEST. Appearance height: 5? 7? (170.2 cms) eyes: Blue hair: Blonde body type: Curvy body art: Visible tattoo, Strategically placed tattoo, Piercings you?ll have to ask about, Other best feature: Butt Interests for fun: lOVE TO DANCE, SWIM, WALK, TALK, CAMP. OPEN TO ABOUT ANYTHING ONCE. LOVE A GOOD JOKE & FUNNY MEN, WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. I NEED AN OUTGOING MAN, WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH ME. MY LIFE IS NEVER BORING! MY MOTTO, BELIEVE IN GOD, LIVE ENJOYING ALL. favorite hot spots: I LIKE WILD & CRAZY BARS & SMALL & COZY COFFEE SHOPS. WOULD LOVE TO GO SOUTH ON VACATION, HAWAII, BAHAMAS, ECT... I ENJOY A MAN WHO PLANS THE DATE & DOESN'T MIND MY SUPTLE INPUT. favorite things: I GO FROM PIZZA TO FINE DINNING. THE COLOR PURPLE & PINK ARE MY FAVORITES. MAKE SURE I HAVE AN UMBRELLA, SO I DON'T MELT!(HA) I LOVE TO SHOP, I WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER THROUGH THAT TO MUCH, I'M PRETTY SELF SUFFICIENT, LIKE TO READING & MUSIC. last read: THE LAST THING I READ WAS A VALENTINES CARD FROM MY SISTER. (HA) A BOOK, BUT DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO READ LATELY. sense of humor: Obscure: I?m usually the only one laughing sports and exercise: Aerobics, Cycling, Dancing, Golf, Tennis / Racquet sports, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Hockey, Skiing, Volleyball common interests: Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting Lifestyle exercise habits: Exercise regularly daily diet: Keep it healthy smoke: Daily drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two job: Sales / Marketing I HAVE BEEN IN SALES FOR APPROX 8 YEARS & ENJOY IT ALOT!! income: No Answer my place: Live alone have kids: Yes, and sometimes they live at home how many: 2 want kids: Not sure pets: I have: No Answer I don't have, but like: Cats, Dogs, Fish, Birds, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Horses I don't like: Reptiles, Fleas Background/Values ethnicity: White / Caucasian BORN IN DES MOINES, IOWA, HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE, WOULD LIKE TO LIVE SOUTH(WEATHER WARM) I HAVE INDIAN, ENGLISH + MORE IN MY HERITAGE. faith: Spiritual but not religious PRESPRETARIAN, VERY SPIRITUAL, I BELIEVE IT IS THE WAY YOU TREAT & LOVE OTHERS THAT MATTERS THE MOST & HOW WELL YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE. education: High school TECH HIGH, EAST HIGH. languages: English politics: No Answer About My Date hair: Any eyes: Any height: 5? 10? (177.8 cms) to 7? 0? (213.4 cms) body type: Any languages: Any ethnicity: Any faith: Agnostic, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious education: Any job: Any income: $50,001 to $75,000 smoke: Any drink: Any relationships: Any have kids: Any want kids: Definitely turn-ons: Tattoos, Skinny dipping, Flirting, Thrills, Public displays of affection, Dancing, Power, Money, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight turn-offs: Brainiacs perfect date:

02-17-2005, 03:15 AM	#7
colpanic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,007	heh.. sinde that worked, the rest of her pics.... I'm going to have nightmares. http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424B.jpeg http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424C.jpeg (her best one) http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424D.jpeg Yeah yeah.. I know this isn't nice.. but christ! At least turn off the caps lock! __________________ I like ducks.