Scary Match.com wink.

wont let me see the profile
wants me to join
blah

Shit.

Well try this.. it's just a link to the pic.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424A.jpeg

hahaha i am dieing to see her profile now LOL

I am a: 40 yr old woman

located in: Des Moines, Iowa, United States

looking for: 25 to 53-year old man

within 1000 miles of Des Moines, Iowa, United States

relationships: Divorced

my ethnicity: White / Caucasian

body type: Curvy

height: 5? 7? (170.2 cms)

sense of humor: Obscure: I?m usually the only one laughing

sign: Leo


About me and who I'd like to date
I'M THE BLOND BOMB, WHO NEEDS THE LEADER OF THE SQUAD TO DETINATE ME! I'M FAITHFUL WHEN IN LOVE. I DON'T PUT UP WITH A LOT OF CRAP, BUT AM PATIENT. I LOVE MEN, DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM & NEVER WILL, BUT STILL LOVE THEM. I KNOW THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMAN EITHER. WHEN THINGS GO WELL , IT'S LIKE A FINE OILED MACHINE & OTHER TIMES LIKE A THUNDERSTORM(TAKE COVER). I CAN CURL UP WITH YOU & WATCH A GOOD MOVIE, LAUGH, TALK, DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY, TAKE WALKS ON THE BEACH OR ENTERTA THE FINEST.



Appearance

height: 5? 7? (170.2 cms)

eyes: Blue

hair: Blonde

body type: Curvy

body art: Visible tattoo, Strategically placed tattoo, Piercings you?ll have to ask about, Other

best feature: Butt

Interests

for fun:
lOVE TO DANCE, SWIM, WALK, TALK, CAMP. OPEN TO ABOUT ANYTHING ONCE. LOVE A GOOD JOKE & FUNNY MEN, WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. I NEED AN OUTGOING MAN, WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH ME. MY LIFE IS NEVER BORING! MY MOTTO, BELIEVE IN GOD, LIVE ENJOYING ALL.


favorite hot spots:
I LIKE WILD & CRAZY BARS & SMALL & COZY COFFEE SHOPS. WOULD LOVE TO GO SOUTH ON VACATION, HAWAII, BAHAMAS, ECT... I ENJOY A MAN WHO PLANS THE DATE & DOESN'T MIND MY SUPTLE INPUT.

favorite things:
I GO FROM PIZZA TO FINE DINNING. THE COLOR PURPLE & PINK ARE MY FAVORITES. MAKE SURE I HAVE AN UMBRELLA, SO I DON'T MELT!(HA) I LOVE TO SHOP, I WON'T MAKE YOU SUFFER THROUGH THAT TO MUCH, I'M PRETTY SELF SUFFICIENT, LIKE TO READING & MUSIC.

last read:
THE LAST THING I READ WAS A VALENTINES CARD FROM MY SISTER. (HA) A BOOK, BUT DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO READ LATELY.

sense of humor: Obscure: I?m usually the only one laughing

sports and exercise: Aerobics, Cycling, Dancing, Golf, Tennis / Racquet sports, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Hockey, Skiing, Volleyball

common interests: Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting

Lifestyle

exercise habits: Exercise regularly

daily diet: Keep it healthy

smoke: Daily

drink: Social drinker, maybe one or two

job: Sales / Marketing

I HAVE BEEN IN SALES FOR APPROX 8 YEARS & ENJOY IT ALOT!!

income: No Answer

my place: Live alone

have kids: Yes, and sometimes they live at home

how many: 2

want kids: Not sure

pets:

I have: No Answer

I don't have, but like: Cats, Dogs, Fish, Birds, Gerbils / Guinea Pigs / Etc., Horses

I don't like: Reptiles, Fleas

Background/Values

ethnicity: White / Caucasian

BORN IN DES MOINES, IOWA, HAVE ALWAYS LIVED HERE, WOULD LIKE TO LIVE SOUTH(WEATHER WARM) I HAVE INDIAN, ENGLISH + MORE IN MY HERITAGE.

faith: Spiritual but not religious

PRESPRETARIAN, VERY SPIRITUAL, I BELIEVE IT IS THE WAY YOU TREAT & LOVE OTHERS THAT MATTERS THE MOST & HOW WELL YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE.

education: High school

TECH HIGH, EAST HIGH.

languages: English

politics: No Answer

About My Date

hair: Any

eyes: Any

height: 5? 10? (177.8 cms) to 7? 0? (213.4 cms)

body type: Any

languages: Any

ethnicity: Any

faith: Agnostic, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian / Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual but not religious

education: Any

job: Any

income: $50,001 to $75,000

smoke: Any

drink: Any

relationships: Any

have kids: Any

want kids: Definitely

turn-ons: Tattoos, Skinny dipping, Flirting, Thrills, Public displays of affection, Dancing, Power, Money, Boldness / Assertiveness, Erotica, Candlelight

turn-offs: Brainiacs

perfect date:

jesus christ lol
shit aint picky

ANY
ANY
ANY
ANY
ANY
lololol

heh..

sinde that worked, the rest of her pics.... I'm going to have nightmares.

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424B.jpeg

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424C.jpeg (her best one)

http://pictures.match.com/pictures/84/24/35128424D.jpeg

Yeah yeah.. I know this isn't nice.. but christ! At least turn off the caps lock!