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Old 02-16-2005, 09:52 AM   #1
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Sent the wife out for smokes .

And she just came back with $500 worth of stuff ..

Plants , movies bookes etc . what the fuck is with women that they can't even go for smokes without spending 500% what you expected :P
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Old 02-16-2005, 09:54 AM   #2
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:02 AM   #3
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Sounds like Devin's wife LOL
Never send her to walmart!
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:03 AM   #4
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:03 AM   #5
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Never send her to walmart!

Yeah no shit ,
If you knew the town I lived in you'd be wondering how she even managed it .

Thanks god we live nowhere near a BIG mall
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:03 AM   #6
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I'm not that bad... but I do know when I go to such stores as say, Target, no matter what I went in for, I never come out spending less then $100.

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Old 02-16-2005, 10:04 AM   #7
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:05 AM   #8
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That's less than I spend at Home Depot. Get me the fuck away from that store!
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:07 AM   #9
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:07 AM   #10
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:19 AM   #11
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:26 AM   #12
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:29 AM   #13
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:33 AM   #14
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That's less than I spend at Home Depot. Get me the fuck away from that store!
My boyfriend is the same way with Home Depot... or any place that has tarps and bins. How many tarps does one man need?
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:34 AM   #15
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:44 AM   #16
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I'm not that bad... but I do know when I go to such stores as say, Target, no matter what I went in for, I never come out spending less then $100.

*sigh*
I am the same way (never less than $100), any store doesn't matter....even if I run to 711 for cigs, I always wind up buying something, I'm a sucker for the "impulse buy" crap on the counters and shit.
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Old 02-16-2005, 10:46 AM   #17
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It's a woman thing. Something you guys will never understand. Shopping is great therapy for us girls!
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:01 PM   #18
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:09 PM   #19
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That's less than I spend at Home Depot. Get me the fuck away from that store!
I hate that place...it gets me thinking "hey, I could start a project with this" and deep down inside I know I'll never even start it....but I still have this urge to just spend a shitload of money there...
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:22 PM   #20
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Old 02-16-2005, 12:48 PM   #21
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:15 PM   #22
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Fact is your a good man, because she knew you would be OK with the $500 spend, now thats love :-) Did you get a blowjob at least out of it?
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with all this whining and bitching over $$$ you are lucky she came back at all
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Old 02-16-2005, 03:03 PM   #26
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Fact is your a good man, because she knew you would be OK with the $500 spend, now thats love :-) Did you get a blowjob at least out of it?

no .. not YET ;)

I told her " ya know , your gonna have to work that off "

and she just smiled .

I think thats what she was aimin for LOL
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Old 02-16-2005, 03:08 PM   #27
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with all this whining and bitching over $$$ you are lucky she came back at all

This is a weekly occurance , and this is the first I've mentioned it here LOL ..


She knew she could get away with it , shes still sitting there with this little " haha " smile on her face .
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Old 02-16-2005, 04:30 PM   #29
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I'm not that bad... but I do know when I go to such stores as say, Target, no matter what I went in for, I never come out spending less then $100.

*sigh*

OMG! Some one else feels my pain ... i seriously go to target for 3-4 small items and walk out $100 bucks later! I never mean to buy all that stuff! But Target has everything ... i love that store

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$500?????
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oh hell yeah ma bruthaZ- all 20 of my BITCHES are allways takin ma ridez aFta i be done fucking em all in da asss - fuckign ho's be buying eightballs like da pimpdaddy be easign back on da payback oh yeah baby wickity wickity WHACK
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I can't go to the Future Shop for a case fan without picking up a couple hundred bucks worth of "good deals"...

Im a pretty simple guy ,
NEED to have my smokes and coffee etc and Im set .

Only thing that gets me is maybe a new reptile every couple of months :P
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