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machinegunkelly 02-16-2005 09:52 AM

Sent the wife out for smokes .
 
And she just came back with $500 worth of stuff ..

Plants , movies bookes etc . what the fuck is with women that they can't even go for smokes without spending 500% what you expected :P

fris 02-16-2005 09:54 AM

damn :) that sucks.

Sarah - GTS 02-16-2005 10:02 AM

Sounds like Devin's wife LOL
Never send her to walmart!

TDF 02-16-2005 10:03 AM

never send a woman to do a mans job

machinegunkelly 02-16-2005 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah - GSS
Sounds like Devin's wife LOL
Never send her to walmart!


Yeah no shit ,
If you knew the town I lived in you'd be wondering how she even managed it .

Thanks god we live nowhere near a BIG mall :1orglaugh

RisqueWritings 02-16-2005 10:03 AM

I'm not that bad... but I do know when I go to such stores as say, Target, no matter what I went in for, I never come out spending less then $100.

*sigh*

FunForOne 02-16-2005 10:04 AM

throw her in the menstrual shed

Peter Romero 02-16-2005 10:05 AM

That's less than I spend at Home Depot. Get me the fuck away from that store!

Sosa 02-16-2005 10:07 AM

lol jeeze. next time you will go buy your own huh?

TDF 02-16-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunForOne
throw her in the menstrual shed



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dalai lama 02-16-2005 10:19 AM

She proberly laugh her ass off when you go get your sigs yourself next time :1orglaugh

Adultnet 02-16-2005 10:26 AM

lol don't send he alone for shoping mate.. :)

axelcat 02-16-2005 10:29 AM

next time you go get the smokes

viki 02-16-2005 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
That's less than I spend at Home Depot. Get me the fuck away from that store!

My boyfriend is the same way with Home Depot... or any place that has tarps and bins. How many tarps does one man need?

LadyMischief 02-16-2005 10:34 AM

I generally only go what I went for.. I detest shopping.

MiaVega 02-16-2005 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RisqueWritings
I'm not that bad... but I do know when I go to such stores as say, Target, no matter what I went in for, I never come out spending less then $100.

*sigh*

I am the same way (never less than $100), any store doesn't matter....even if I run to 711 for cigs, I always wind up buying something, I'm a sucker for the "impulse buy" crap on the counters and shit. :helpme

Rebecca Love 02-16-2005 10:46 AM

hehe
 
It's a woman thing. Something you guys will never understand. Shopping is great therapy for us girls! :girl

Basic_man 02-16-2005 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah - GSS
Sounds like Devin's wife LOL
Never send her to walmart!

Mouhahaha

SykkBoy 02-16-2005 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POV Porn guy
That's less than I spend at Home Depot. Get me the fuck away from that store!

I hate that place...it gets me thinking "hey, I could start a project with this" and deep down inside I know I'll never even start it....but I still have this urge to just spend a shitload of money there...

ArkansasDave 02-16-2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunForOne
throw her in the menstrual shed

:1orglaugh

UniversalPassLorence 02-16-2005 12:48 PM

Put her on a short leash :)

LeeNoga 02-16-2005 02:15 PM

Fact is your a good man, because she knew you would be OK with the $500 spend, now thats love :-) Did you get a blowjob at least out of it?

Spunky 02-16-2005 02:23 PM

That's grounds for divorce :mad:

Jon2 02-16-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
That's grounds for divorce :mad:

LOL

Jon

Bugbee 02-16-2005 02:30 PM

with all this whining and bitching over $$$ you are lucky she came back at all

machinegunkelly 02-16-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNoga
Fact is your a good man, because she knew you would be OK with the $500 spend, now thats love :-) Did you get a blowjob at least out of it?


no .. not YET ;)

I told her " ya know , your gonna have to work that off "

and she just smiled .

I think thats what she was aimin for LOL

machinegunkelly 02-16-2005 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigaBugbee
with all this whining and bitching over $$$ you are lucky she came back at all


:1orglaugh This is a weekly occurance , and this is the first I've mentioned it here LOL ..


She knew she could get away with it , shes still sitting there with this little " haha " smile on her face .

woj 02-16-2005 03:27 PM

heh, that sucks...

GucciGirl 02-16-2005 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebecca Love
It's a woman thing. Something you guys will never understand. Shopping is great therapy for us girls! :girl

I TOTALLY agree!! :thumbsup

//GucciGirl

MeganS 02-16-2005 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RisqueWritings
I'm not that bad... but I do know when I go to such stores as say, Target, no matter what I went in for, I never come out spending less then $100.

*sigh*


OMG! Some one else feels my pain ... i seriously go to target for 3-4 small items and walk out $100 bucks later! I never mean to buy all that stuff! But Target has everything ... i love that store :winkwink:

xoxox,
Megan

Jayo 02-16-2005 05:04 PM

Damn women!!!

MandyBlake 02-16-2005 05:04 PM

$500?????
Man. Sometimes I'll go over...but not that much!

wargames 02-16-2005 10:26 PM

They're programmed to shop til they drop. :1orglaugh

Lykos 02-16-2005 11:33 PM

Never give your wife money or cc:)

BlueQuartz 02-16-2005 11:40 PM

oh hell yeah ma bruthaZ- all 20 of my BITCHES are allways takin ma ridez aFta i be done fucking em all in da asss - fuckign ho's be buying eightballs like da pimpdaddy be easign back on da payback oh yeah baby wickity wickity WHACK

machinegunkelly 02-16-2005 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueQuartz
oh hell yeah ma bruthaZ- all 20 of my BITCHES are allways takin ma ridez aFta i be done fucking em all in da asss - fuckign ho's be buying eightballs like da pimpdaddy be easign back on da payback oh yeah baby wickity wickity WHACK

:helpme :helpme

Der Schleicher 02-17-2005 12:34 AM

keep the purse yourself.

Dagwolf 02-17-2005 12:37 AM

I can't go to the Future Shop for a case fan without picking up a couple hundred bucks worth of "good deals"...

reynold 02-17-2005 12:38 AM

Girls are made that way. :1orglaugh

machinegunkelly 02-17-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
I can't go to the Future Shop for a case fan without picking up a couple hundred bucks worth of "good deals"...


Im a pretty simple guy ,
NEED to have my smokes and coffee etc and Im set .

Only thing that gets me is maybe a new reptile every couple of months :P


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