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iwantchixx · 07-07-2004, 09:06 PM

like hot garbage and rotton ass after awhile?

brizzad · 07-07-2004, 09:07 PM

weed and balls sweat

mrthumbs · 07-07-2004, 09:07 PM

iwantchixx · 07-07-2004, 09:08 PM

i think i'll be using my stain vac tomorrow! Really leaves furniture smellin nice and flowery

wyldblyss · 07-07-2004, 09:08 PM

No, but maybe cause I'm addicted to Febreze and am always spraying it on everything.

Diligent · 07-07-2004, 09:10 PM

Free tip: stop sitting naked in the chair.

(.. or get up if you have to pass the odor)

iwantchixx · 07-07-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
No, but maybe cause I'm addicted to Febreze and am always spraying it on everything.

eek, that stuff makes me die

If someone sprays it I can't breathe. It's nasty.

tootie · 07-07-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
eek, that stuff makes me die

If someone sprays it I can't breathe. It's nasty.

Oust works, and it kills germs, too.

iwantchixx · 07-07-2004, 09:15 PM

I stopped working naked after the last cleaning. I think what happens is ball sweat seeps through my shorts into the fabric of the chair and on hot days it starts to fester? whadayathink?

Mack · 07-07-2004, 09:16 PM

I try to keep my nose out of my chair cushion.

Tom_PMs · 07-07-2004, 09:21 PM

I sure hope not! lol. Had this shitty chair since 1992..
My ass smells like hot garbage and rotten ass though..

Magg · 07-07-2004, 09:25 PM

Nasty Mofos here.... take a shower every now and then, eh?

Longest I ever go without one is 1 day now a days... ive never noticed an 'ass' smell...

arial · 07-07-2004, 09:27 PM

The arm rests on my chair has scum on them.

SomeCreep · 07-07-2004, 09:27 PM

yes, my chair smells like ass, but I got used to it.

fuzzylogic · 07-07-2004, 10:01 PM

aeron chairs have mesh bottoms and therefore ass sweat evaporates

foolio · 07-07-2004, 10:03 PM

ya mine does - but man can I lay some farts

iwantchixx · 07-07-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
ya mine does - but man can I lay some farts

I can lay them like the best of them but for some odd reason, my farts always smell better than what my chair starts to smell like. A fart is a welcomed thing. It's a sigh of relief. "Finally, fresh air!"

tootie · 07-07-2004, 10:22 PM

I've had a couple of ex boyfriends who had that problem. It was caused by not wiping thoroughly in the bathroom. They were the same ones who always had nasty skid marks on their underwear. Try baby wipes.

iwantchixx · 07-07-2004, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
I've had a couple of ex boyfriends who had that problem. It was caused by not wiping thoroughly in the bathroom. They were the same ones who always had nasty skid marks on their underwear. Try baby wipes.

hold on there cowboy! I wipe good and never have skidmarks!!!

Lane · 07-07-2004, 10:26 PM

my chairs have a lifespan of about a year before they eventually break..

Basic_man · 07-07-2004, 10:30 PM

nope!

Jason Fromm · 07-08-2004, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Just-Anotha-Mack
Free tip: stop sitting naked in the chair.

And be careful where you are shooting your jizz...

(.. or get up if you have to pass the odor)

johnbosh · 07-08-2004, 05:21 AM

nope:D

fris · 07-08-2004, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
like hot garbage and rotton ass after awhile?

for sure i got to buy a new chair. it smells like runny shit.

Scherfi · 07-08-2004, 05:24 AM

no. it smells like fart

Jakke PNG · 07-08-2004, 05:26 AM

Mine smells bad even when I haven't been sitting on it.. just walking by it makes me slightly nauseous. Might be one reason why I don't get guests that often..

DutchTeenCash · 07-08-2004, 05:26 AM

nope just got a new one old one was worn out on one side cuz i tend to sit in weird positions lol

Firehorse · 07-08-2004, 09:10 AM

No, I am obsessively clean and I also have a new chair.

polish_aristocrat · 02-16-2005, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firehorse

No, I am obsessively clean and I also have a new chair.

but do you sit naked on it?

BuggyG · 02-16-2005, 09:27 AM

only if I don't go shit and fart all day in my chair

Rebecca Love · 02-16-2005, 09:30 AM

Farts and ball sweat. nice guys!

Sosa · 02-16-2005, 09:31 AM

you need to go shower more then once a week

Peter Romero · 02-16-2005, 09:35 AM

And the floor under your bare feet... gotta bleach that shit once a week weather it needs it or not!!!

Pete-KT · 02-16-2005, 09:36 AM

Why are you sniffing your chair anyways?

fris · 02-16-2005, 09:48 AM

yay for bringing up old threads

reynold · 02-17-2005, 02:37 AM

My chair smells good all the time.

GucciGirl · 02-17-2005, 06:34 AM

I can almost smell it... just by reading.

We girls don't like bad smells!

//GucciGirl

07-07-2004, 09:06 PM	#1
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07-07-2004, 09:21 PM	#11
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	I sure hope not! lol. Had this shitty chair since 1992.. My ass smells like hot garbage and rotten ass though.. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

07-07-2004, 09:25 PM	#12
Magg Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ: 132497047 Posts: 4,467	Nasty Mofos here.... take a shower every now and then, eh? Longest I ever go without one is 1 day now a days... ive never noticed an 'ass' smell... Last edited by Magg; 07-07-2004 at 09:27 PM..

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07-07-2004, 09:07 PM	#2
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	weed and balls sweat

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07-07-2004, 09:08 PM	#4
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	i think i'll be using my stain vac tomorrow! Really leaves furniture smellin nice and flowery

07-07-2004, 09:08 PM	#5
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	No, but maybe cause I'm addicted to Febreze and am always spraying it on everything.

07-07-2004, 09:15 PM	#9
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I stopped working naked after the last cleaning. I think what happens is ball sweat seeps through my shorts into the fabric of the chair and on hot days it starts to fester? whadayathink?

07-07-2004, 09:16 PM	#10
Mack Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,017	I try to keep my nose out of my chair cushion.

07-07-2004, 09:27 PM	#13
arial Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bay Area Posts: 4,012	The arm rests on my chair has scum on them.

07-07-2004, 10:01 PM	#15
fuzzylogic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: buffalo, las vegas. icq: 285808879 Posts: 4,796	aeron chairs have mesh bottoms and therefore ass sweat evaporates

07-07-2004, 10:03 PM	#16
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	ya mine does - but man can I lay some farts __________________

07-07-2004, 10:22 PM	#18
tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	I've had a couple of ex boyfriends who had that problem. It was caused by not wiping thoroughly in the bathroom. They were the same ones who always had nasty skid marks on their underwear. Try baby wipes. __________________

07-07-2004, 10:26 PM	#20
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	my chairs have a lifespan of about a year before they eventually break.. __________________

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07-08-2004, 05:21 AM	#23
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	nope:D

07-08-2004, 05:24 AM	#25
Scherfi Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: PornStudio Posts: 868	no. it smells like fart

07-08-2004, 05:26 AM	#26
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Mine smells bad even when I haven't been sitting on it.. just walking by it makes me slightly nauseous. Might be one reason why I don't get guests that often.. __________________ ..and I'm off.

07-08-2004, 05:26 AM	#27
DutchTeenCash I like Dutch Girls Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: dutchteencash.com Posts: 21,684	nope just got a new one old one was worn out on one side cuz i tend to sit in weird positions lol __________________ ICQ 16 91 547 - SKYPE dutchteencash bob AT dutchteencash DOT com ... did you see our newest Sweet Natural Girl Priscilla (18)?

07-08-2004, 09:10 AM	#28
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	No, I am obsessively clean and I also have a new chair. __________________ MySweetEbony

02-16-2005, 09:27 AM	#30
BuggyG Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa Posts: 4,179	only if I don't go shit and fart all day in my chair

02-16-2005, 09:30 AM	#31
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02-16-2005, 09:31 AM	#32
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	you need to go shower more then once a week

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02-17-2005, 02:37 AM	#36
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	My chair smells good all the time.

02-17-2005, 06:34 AM	#37
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