does your chair start to smell...
 

like hot garbage and rotton ass after awhile?

weed and balls sweat

nope

i think i'll be using my stain vac tomorrow! Really leaves furniture smellin nice and flowery

No, but maybe cause I'm addicted to Febreze and am always spraying it on everything.

Free tip: stop sitting naked in the chair. :2 cents:













(.. or get up if you have to pass the odor)

eek, that stuff makes me die

If someone sprays it I can't breathe. It's nasty.

Oust works, and it kills germs, too.

I stopped working naked after the last cleaning. I think what happens is ball sweat seeps through my shorts into the fabric of the chair and on hot days it starts to fester? whadayathink?

I try to keep my nose out of my chair cushion.

I sure hope not! lol. Had this shitty chair since 1992..
My ass smells like hot garbage and rotten ass though..

Nasty Mofos here.... take a shower every now and then, eh?

Longest I ever go without one is 1 day now a days... ive never noticed an 'ass' smell... :1orglaugh

The arm rests on my chair has scum on them. :(

yes, my chair smells like ass, but I got used to it. :glugglug

aeron chairs have mesh bottoms and therefore ass sweat evaporates

ya mine does - but man can I lay some farts :2 cents:

I can lay them like the best of them but for some odd reason, my farts always smell better than what my chair starts to smell like. A fart is a welcomed thing. It's a sigh of relief. "Finally, fresh air!"

I've had a couple of ex boyfriends who had that problem. It was caused by not wiping thoroughly in the bathroom. They were the same ones who always had nasty skid marks on their underwear. Try baby wipes. :)

hold on there cowboy! I wipe good and never have skidmarks!!!

my chairs have a lifespan of about a year before they eventually break..

nope!

nope:D

for sure i got to buy a new chair. it smells like runny shit.

no. it smells like fart :Graucho

Mine smells bad even when I haven't been sitting on it.. just walking by it makes me slightly nauseous. Might be one reason why I don't get guests that often..

nope just got a new one old one was worn out on one side cuz i tend to sit in weird positions lol

No, I am obsessively clean and I also have a new chair. :)

but do you sit naked on it?

only if I don't go shit and fart all day in my chair

Ewwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeee!
 

Farts and ball sweat. nice guys! :fart

you need to go shower more then once a week

And the floor under your bare feet... gotta bleach that shit once a week weather it needs it or not!!!

Why are you sniffing your chair anyways?

yay for bringing up old threads

My chair smells good all the time. :)

I can almost smell it... just by reading. :throwup
We girls don't like bad smells!

//GucciGirl