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President of Canada
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Ladies: What's the shortest penis...
...that ever satisfied you?
I've got 6+, which is above average... I figure I could still do the job with half of it. What do you think? (I'm aware that thickness is probably more of an issue for women, provided the meat meets their minimum length requirement... ) |
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I am absolutely convinced that the name 'Kapitan Ivanov' will not be mentioned in this thread.
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That's a huge one Dagwolf.
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Bon temps!
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Any "Are You Being Served?" fans here?
I love it when Mrs. Slocombe (referring to going to the pub) says she stepped out for a little one ![]()
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President of Canada
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Thats pretty funny, i like it.
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#9 |
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About 4-5 inches, and skinny.
Sex is much more about the mind than the penis size. Ive had 4 inch guys, ive had a 9 inch guy, I had a guy as thick around as a coke can. The only thing that mattered was who they were, not their dick. though, I refused to fuck the guy with the dick no bigger than my thumb. But, he was weird anyways. |
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because nobody knows you
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I hate when girls say size doesn't matter. It so does. One of my exs had the smallest dick in the world. I couldn't look at him without laughing. Needless to say, that relationship did not last. No matter what girls say.... SIZE DOES MATTER.
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and funny how your comment EpicJen is totally different than StacyCat's comment...
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how were you able to be in a relationship if you could only laugh at him. I have a pathetically small dick so i take offense to this thread. lol |
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Women complain when it's too big also!
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Hmm Size Does Matter, to most women. That is why our affiliate program converts.
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i've had sex with a guy who was just about 5". It was good sex.
Although I prefer big cocks, I won't pass up an ooportunity for an avg guy, cuz the sex could be tremendous.
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it's not the length, it's not the size. it's how you perform & make it rise
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So what we've learned is:
Given a good sexual performance, if he's got at least 4 inches a guy might get a second date? That's got to be harsh news for some guys. |
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that guy is hung like an..... ant
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I'm not about to divulge any personal experience stuff on a board but I'll offer one truth for you Dag
size does matter .. BUT .. talent matters MORE! unfortunately its the latter that most men brag about but seldom offer lol I should sell an ebook on how to satisfy women from a WOMANS perspective ;) ~back into my cave
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WHOA at first glance i thought that was a large nipple!
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i feel bad for that guy
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It's not how long it is and it's not how thick it is. It's just the cute little way I crawl on and off.
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There are no small penises, only flabby vaginas.
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hahahahahaha even if there were some instructional wording splashed in along with the pics? for this crew I think I'd have to leave room for all the 'I'd hit it!' responses ![]() hows this for a title: 10 simple rules to satisfying a woman! YES I said simple YES I said only 10 would do it YES there are mapping pics included FREE hahahahaha
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My penis is about 5 inches and I have never had situation that woman complains.. I'm sure I can satisfy
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Doesn't everybody have atleast 9 inches?
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