If you're a guy, don't fucking give LIMP HANDSHAKES - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 02-16-2005, 12:05 PM

ONLY GIRLS DO THAT.

And If for some reason, you drop your fingers where the doods palm is, you are a:

Manansala · 02-16-2005, 01:44 PM

More pics of that LIMP HANDSHAKE please. 'Needs education.
GFY is pornschool. *bumps*

seeric · 02-16-2005, 01:46 PM

yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

Thurbs · 02-16-2005, 01:46 PM

i only give the weak handshake when im to skeeved to actually shake someone's hand heartily. but it's definately a dis to the person who engages the shake.

swedguy · 02-16-2005, 02:17 PM

I don't like it on a woman either. A handshake should be firm.

devilspost · 02-16-2005, 02:29 PM

Spunky · 02-16-2005, 02:30 PM

I don't shake hands due to a germ phobia

Pipecrew · 02-16-2005, 02:31 PM

Brad M has a very weak handshake, fitting.

iwantchixx · 02-16-2005, 02:31 PM

I find it rediculous to base someone on their handshake. Some people just aren't comfortable with putting their hands on other people's sweaty piss laden hands.

mal · 02-16-2005, 02:33 PM

i hate shaking peoples' hands

swedguy · 02-16-2005, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

I find it rediculous to base someone on their handshake. Some people just aren't comfortable with putting their hands on other people's sweaty piss laden hands.

Not shaking someones hand and giving a limp handshake is different

iwantchixx · 02-16-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

Not shaking someones hand and giving a limp handshake is different

Some people give a limp one due to the 'ick' factor.

dude extends hand, grasps other's hand, finds it's sweaty and clammy then cringes and loosenes grip before other dude even squeezes hand. thus ending up in a limp shake.

reynold · 02-17-2005, 03:34 AM

Very informative post.

martyVP · 02-17-2005, 03:40 AM

Strange but, I have a very close friend who has the most limp handshake but has the strongest personality you will come across. He makes about 15 million dollars a year as well, go figure.

Trax · 02-17-2005, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

lol
said who? you? lol

$5 submissions · 02-17-2005, 03:48 AM

Those fish handshakes are something else....

Nylz · 02-17-2005, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

you are a:

This made me spit out my milk

Project-Shadow · 02-17-2005, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

I'll agree with this statement, someone who doesn't know the fundamentals of handshaking is not someone you wanna know.

But in all fairness I do believe a firm handshake to be a good sign.

Mpegmaster · 02-17-2005, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Nylz

This made me spit out my milk

You mean MILK FROM THOSE TRANNY TITS OF YOURS

nico-t · 02-17-2005, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

ONLY GIRLS DO THAT.

And If for some reason, you drop your fingers where the doods palm is, you are a:

exactly

media · 02-17-2005, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

LOL, look at them dumb fucking rednecks.. They're probably on a road in kansas in the middle of fucking nowhere hoping a corn truck comes by so they can wave...

Mefo · 02-17-2005, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

hahaha what a fucktards

swedguy · 02-17-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

Some people give a limp one due to the 'ick' factor.

dude extends hand, grasps other's hand, finds it's sweaty and clammy then cringes and loosenes grip before other dude even squeezes hand. thus ending up in a limp shake.

But then it started out firm and went limp

But if people find it disgusting to shake other peoples hands, then it's better to not shake hands than give a limp one.

Tom_PM · 02-17-2005, 07:52 AM

Firm yes, crushing no. Nothing like giving a firm handshake and the other dude decides to play "crunch the bones"... damn..

Pete-KT · 02-17-2005, 07:54 AM

FIRM handshakes is a good sign, i hate when a guy give u soft limp hand shake it makes me worry about them

Gunni · 02-17-2005, 07:57 AM

Firm handshake is good,
but don't make it a 'farmer' handshake, fucken hell, farmers normally seem to want to brake your hand when they shake it

gh0st · 02-17-2005, 07:59 AM

My handshakes aren't just firm.. They're palm shattering and evil.. The first time I meet somebody I try to break their wrist.. You won't ever forget meeting me

hova · 02-17-2005, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

redneck powerrrrrrrr

Phoenix · 02-17-2005, 08:11 AM

in korea if you rub your finger in a girls palm while shaking her hand..it means you want to have sex with her.

i cant wait to try it over there

rollinOn20s · 02-17-2005, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

scoreman · 02-17-2005, 08:17 AM

nothing worse than getting the wet noodle handshake...blech

shaman_from_BabaJaga · 02-17-2005, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by media

LOL, look at them dumb fucking rednecks.. They're probably on a road in kansas in the middle of fucking nowhere hoping a corn truck comes by so they can wave...

Platinumpimp · 02-17-2005, 08:55 AM

Some people also love to give handshakes on each and every opportunity they get. I think they find it "tough" or make them look "interesting" ...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-17-2005, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

I don't like it on a woman either. A handshake should be firm.

makes me want to punch a girl that offers me some limp hand like she is a delicate flower and will crumple.. I will crush that flower

DaddysGirl · 02-17-2005, 09:01 AM

I CAN NOT STAND a limp/weak handshake on anyone, but esp men! yuck

swedguy · 02-17-2005, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

makes me want to punch a girl that offers me some limp hand like she is a delicate flower and will crumple.. I will crush that flower

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

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Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	i only give the weak handshake when im to skeeved to actually shake someone's hand heartily. but it's definately a dis to the person who engages the shake.

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swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	I don't like it on a woman either. A handshake should be firm.

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Brad M has a very weak handshake, fitting.

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I find it rediculous to base someone on their handshake. Some people just aren't comfortable with putting their hands on other people's sweaty piss laden hands.

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mal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,899	i hate shaking peoples' hands

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Very informative post.

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martyVP Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,917	Strange but, I have a very close friend who has the most limp handshake but has the strongest personality you will come across. He makes about 15 million dollars a year as well, go figure.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Firm yes, crushing no. Nothing like giving a firm handshake and the other dude decides to play "crunch the bones"... damn.. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	FIRM handshakes is a good sign, i hate when a guy give u soft limp hand shake it makes me worry about them

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	Firm handshake is good, but don't make it a 'farmer' handshake, fucken hell, farmers normally seem to want to brake your hand when they shake it

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gh0st So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 928	My handshakes aren't just firm.. They're palm shattering and evil.. The first time I meet somebody I try to break their wrist.. You won't ever forget meeting me

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