If you're a guy, don't fucking give LIMP HANDSHAKES
 

ONLY GIRLS DO THAT.

And If for some reason, you drop your fingers where the doods palm is, you are a:

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More pics of that LIMP HANDSHAKE please. 'Needs education.
GFY is pornschool. *bumps*

yep. a strong handshake is a sign of a strong character.

i only give the weak handshake when im to skeeved to actually shake someone's hand heartily. but it's definately a dis to the person who engages the shake.

I don't like it on a woman either. A handshake should be firm.

I don't shake hands due to a germ phobia

Brad M has a very weak handshake, fitting.

I find it rediculous to base someone on their handshake. Some people just aren't comfortable with putting their hands on other people's sweaty piss laden hands.

i hate shaking peoples' hands

Not shaking someones hand and giving a limp handshake is different :)

Some people give a limp one due to the 'ick' factor.

dude extends hand, grasps other's hand, finds it's sweaty and clammy then cringes and loosenes grip before other dude even squeezes hand. thus ending up in a limp shake.

Very informative post. :)

Strange but, I have a very close friend who has the most limp handshake but has the strongest personality you will come across. He makes about 15 million dollars a year as well, go figure.

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said who? you? lol

Those fish handshakes are something else.... :(

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This made me spit out my milk :1orglaugh

I'll agree with this statement, someone who doesn't know the fundamentals of handshaking is not someone you wanna know. :1orglaugh

But in all fairness I do believe a firm handshake to be a good sign.

You mean MILK FROM THOSE TRANNY TITS OF YOURS :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

exactly :thumbsup

LOL, look at them dumb fucking rednecks.. They're probably on a road in kansas in the middle of fucking nowhere hoping a corn truck comes by so they can wave...

hahaha what a fucktards

But then it started out firm and went limp :winkwink:

But if people find it disgusting to shake other peoples hands, then it's better to not shake hands than give a limp one.

Firm yes, crushing no. Nothing like giving a firm handshake and the other dude decides to play "crunch the bones"... damn.. :1orglaugh

FIRM handshakes is a good sign, i hate when a guy give u soft limp hand shake it makes me worry about them :)

Firm handshake is good,
but don't make it a 'farmer' handshake, fucken hell, farmers normally seem to want to brake your hand when they shake it :upsidedow

My handshakes aren't just firm.. They're palm shattering and evil.. The first time I meet somebody I try to break their wrist.. You won't ever forget meeting me

redneck powerrrrrrrr

in korea if you rub your finger in a girls palm while shaking her hand..it means you want to have sex with her.

i cant wait to try it over there

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nothing worse than getting the wet noodle handshake...blech

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Some people also love to give handshakes on each and every opportunity they get. I think they find it "tough" or make them look "interesting" ... :pimp

makes me want to punch a girl that offers me some limp hand like she is a delicate flower and will crumple.. I will crush that flower :1orglaugh

I CAN NOT STAND a limp/weak handshake on anyone, but esp men! yuck

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