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JulianSosa · 02-11-2005, 12:27 PM

I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)

Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

Phoenix · 02-11-2005, 12:28 PM

haha sorry man...but that is kinda funny

looks like you will have to come clean with what you do now

tungsten · 02-11-2005, 12:29 PM

its always a good idea to look at what you're sending before you actually do

Manowar · 02-11-2005, 12:29 PM

owned.

MikeVega · 02-11-2005, 12:31 PM

that's what ya get of not looking at it and being cheap ...ya re-gifter ...

Antonio · 02-11-2005, 12:31 PM

Tell them you're going to sue the apple store for 5 mil dollars. You'll get your gf's and her mom's love in no time ;)

Wizzo · 02-11-2005, 12:31 PM

Re-gifter OWNED!!!!! HAHA...

but I can understand from where your coming from... sorry to hear! ;)

boneprone · 02-11-2005, 12:32 PM

i fucked her

sean416 · 02-11-2005, 12:33 PM

thats tooo funny

Furious_Male · 02-11-2005, 12:34 PM

If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.

nojob · 02-11-2005, 12:35 PM

what , this is tooo funny.

rollinOn20s · 02-11-2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Tell them you're going to sue the apple store for 5 mil dollars. You'll get your gf's and her mom's love in no time ;)

Yah until, they realize he's lying again!

Rui · 02-11-2005, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa

I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)

Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

LOL

now that is fucking funny...sorry man, can't help you hehehe

CAHEK · 02-11-2005, 12:55 PM

how come i dint get sexsearch.com adult personal on the back ?

Meta Ridley · 02-11-2005, 12:55 PM

Crybaby. She should dump you anyway.

O MARINA · 02-11-2005, 01:00 PM

I told you NEVER to re-Gift

muahahahahaha

Furious_Male · 02-11-2005, 01:02 PM

Its an easy fix. If he does what I said in my post he will be fine.

Like selling candy to a baby.

dcortez · 02-11-2005, 01:36 PM

You're actually trying to blame someone else for your own bad judgement?

Paleeeese

SexSearch rocks!

-Dino

O MARINA · 02-11-2005, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAHEK

how come i dint get sexsearch.com adult personal on the back ?

yours fell from the truck

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-11-2005, 01:58 PM

i want a sexsearch.com ipod

SEXSEARCH.COM NUM 1 A OKAY!

WhiteCash · 02-11-2005, 02:01 PM

I sure hope Ipod wouldnt get mad about sex search cobranding there product..

tyler86ed · 02-11-2005, 02:04 PM

That sucks bro, but humouorous none the less.

TheMob · 02-11-2005, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa

I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)

Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

hehehe, that was honestly the funniest fucking thing i ever read. ever. hehehe

hydro · 02-11-2005, 02:09 PM

ah shit

JulianSosa · 02-11-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male

If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.

Thanks I may try this.

I still dont know if I should come clean. I mean promoting an adult site is bad enough in her mothers eyes but re wrapping a present makes me look like a total cheap ass.

Screaming · 02-11-2005, 02:35 PM

thats nuts lol

Persius · 02-11-2005, 03:29 PM

looooooooooooooool i love it hhaha

detoxed · 02-11-2005, 03:32 PM

Wow...... sux for you

Furious_Male · 02-11-2005, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa

Thanks I may try this.

I still dont know if I should come clean. I mean promoting an adult site is bad enough in her mothers eyes but re wrapping a present makes me look like a total cheap ass.

Denial is a beautiful thing. No one has to know you do adult or you re-gifted. Sometimes a white lie is better for all parties.

VIPimp · 02-11-2005, 03:45 PM

thanks again Marina and SS for my ipod

fris · 02-11-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa

I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)

Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

time to buy owned.com and put your pic on it with the video on it

sonofsam · 02-11-2005, 03:50 PM

OWNED haha sorry dude

justsexxx · 02-11-2005, 03:51 PM

Hehe to funny. Sorry, but I agree choose the lie Furious told ya. As far as being cheap. I would be glad when I get such nice presents, even when it's a re-gift.

But who am I

mardigras · 02-11-2005, 04:00 PM

Tell her you didn't realize it had that on the back when you stole it from the hooker

tranza · 02-11-2005, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male

If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.

Nice solution...

Entropy · 02-11-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Male

If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.

You'd be wise to take this advice and run with it...

Alex · 02-11-2005, 04:06 PM

Tell her what you do.

Scootermuze · 02-11-2005, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa

Thanks I may try this.

.......... but re wrapping a present makes me look like a total cheap ass.

Well if you re-wrapped it then you must be..

webair · 02-11-2005, 04:20 PM

ohh shit that sucks tell her it was the apple/sexsearch.com anniversary addition

FreeOnes · 02-11-2005, 04:27 PM

*LOL*

sorry man

O MARINA · 02-11-2005, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webair

ohh shit that sucks tell her it was the apple/sexsearch.com anniversary addition

nice one Mike

Xtriker · 02-11-2005, 04:55 PM

you've just fucked yourself

Nader · 02-11-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JulianSosa

I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)

Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

Classic story man..i'm sorry to hear that..Just tell the truth

JulianSosa · 02-11-2005, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entropy

You'd be wise to take this advice and run with it...

Look like my best bet.

Persius · 02-14-2005, 03:46 PM

so did she buy the story?

CAHEK · 02-14-2005, 04:14 PM

nico-t · 02-14-2005, 06:31 PM

hahaa too funny

beemk · 02-14-2005, 08:04 PM

hahahaha owned bad, why not just tell her the truth?

Easton · 02-14-2005, 08:06 PM

a true classic...

Axeman · 02-14-2005, 08:11 PM

I think Furious story is your only bet!

02-11-2005, 12:27 PM	#1
JulianSosa Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,042	Sexsearch and your fucking ipods I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse. It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men) Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

02-11-2005, 12:28 PM	#2
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02-11-2005, 12:34 PM	#10
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,881	If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix. You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free. You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

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02-11-2005, 01:00 PM	#16
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02-11-2005, 01:02 PM	#17
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02-11-2005, 02:09 PM	#24
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02-11-2005, 03:32 PM	#28
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Wow...... sux for you

02-11-2005, 03:45 PM	#30
VIPimp Marina WILL have my babies! Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 9,234	thanks again Marina and SS for my ipod

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02-14-2005, 06:31 PM	#47
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