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JulianSosa 02-11-2005 12:27 PM
Sexsearch and your fucking ipods
 
I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)



Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

Phoenix 02-11-2005 12:28 PM
haha sorry man...but that is kinda funny

looks like you will have to come clean with what you do now :(

tungsten 02-11-2005 12:29 PM
its always a good idea to look at what you're sending before you actually do

Manowar 02-11-2005 12:29 PM
:1orglaugh owned.

MikeVega 02-11-2005 12:31 PM
that's what ya get of not looking at it and being cheap ...ya re-gifter ... :1orglaugh

Antonio 02-11-2005 12:31 PM
Tell them you're going to sue the apple store for 5 mil dollars. You'll get your gf's and her mom's love in no time ;)

Wizzo 02-11-2005 12:31 PM
Re-gifter OWNED!!!!! HAHA...

but I can understand from where your coming from... sorry to hear! ;)

boneprone 02-11-2005 12:32 PM
i fucked her

sean416 02-11-2005 12:33 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


thats tooo funny

Furious_Male 02-11-2005 12:34 PM
If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.

nojob 02-11-2005 12:35 PM
what , this is tooo funny.

rollinOn20s 02-11-2005 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antonio
Tell them you're going to sue the apple store for 5 mil dollars. You'll get your gf's and her mom's love in no time ;)
Yah until, they realize he's lying again!

Rui 02-11-2005 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulianSosa
I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)



Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh now that is fucking funny...sorry man, can't help you hehehe

CAHEK 02-11-2005 12:55 PM
how come i dint get sexsearch.com adult personal on the back ?

Meta Ridley 02-11-2005 12:55 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Crybaby. She should dump you anyway.

http://victorjr.users.superford.org/...rewxhawaii.jpg

O MARINA 02-11-2005 01:00 PM
I told you NEVER to re-Gift

muahahahahaha

Furious_Male 02-11-2005 01:02 PM
Its an easy fix. If he does what I said in my post he will be fine.

Like selling candy to a baby.

dcortez 02-11-2005 01:36 PM
You're actually trying to blame someone else for your own bad judgement?

Paleeeese :1orglaugh

SexSearch rocks!

-Dino

O MARINA 02-11-2005 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CAHEK
how come i dint get sexsearch.com adult personal on the back ?
yours fell from the truck

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-11-2005 01:58 PM
i want a sexsearch.com ipod

SEXSEARCH.COM NUM 1 A OKAY!

WhiteCash 02-11-2005 02:01 PM
I sure hope Ipod wouldnt get mad about sex search cobranding there product..

tyler86ed 02-11-2005 02:04 PM
That sucks bro, but humouorous none the less.

TheMob 02-11-2005 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulianSosa
I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)



Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed
hehehe, that was honestly the funniest fucking thing i ever read. ever. hehehe

hydro 02-11-2005 02:09 PM
ah shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JulianSosa 02-11-2005 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furious_Male
If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.

Thanks I may try this.

I still dont know if I should come clean. I mean promoting an adult site is bad enough in her mothers eyes but re wrapping a present makes me look like a total cheap ass.

Screaming 02-11-2005 02:35 PM
thats nuts lol

Persius 02-11-2005 03:29 PM
looooooooooooooool i love it hhaha

detoxed 02-11-2005 03:32 PM
Wow...... sux for you

Furious_Male 02-11-2005 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulianSosa
Thanks I may try this.

I still dont know if I should come clean. I mean promoting an adult site is bad enough in her mothers eyes but re wrapping a present makes me look like a total cheap ass.
Denial is a beautiful thing. No one has to know you do adult or you re-gifted. Sometimes a white lie is better for all parties.

VIPimp 02-11-2005 03:45 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


thanks again Marina and SS for my ipod :thumbsup

fris 02-11-2005 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulianSosa
I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)



Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed
time to buy owned.com and put your pic on it with the video on it

sonofsam 02-11-2005 03:50 PM
OWNED haha sorry dude

justsexxx 02-11-2005 03:51 PM
Hehe to funny. Sorry, but I agree choose the lie Furious told ya. As far as being cheap. I would be glad when I get such nice presents, even when it's a re-gift.

But who am I:)

mardigras 02-11-2005 04:00 PM
Tell her you didn't realize it had that on the back when you stole it from the hooker:thumbsup

tranza 02-11-2005 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furious_Male
If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.
Nice solution...

Entropy 02-11-2005 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Furious_Male
If you are even remotely smooth this is an easy fix.

You called the place you purchased the IPod from and they apologized up and down. It appears that there was a mix up and a bunch of customers were shipped the ipods set aside for that company. They are offering to replace it for free.

You get her a new one and thats it. Move fast and dont stutter. She will buy the story.
You'd be wise to take this advice and run with it...

Alex 02-11-2005 04:06 PM
Tell her what you do.

Scootermuze 02-11-2005 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulianSosa
Thanks I may try this.

.......... but re wrapping a present makes me look like a total cheap ass.
Well if you re-wrapped it then you must be.. :)

webair 02-11-2005 04:20 PM
ohh shit that sucks tell her it was the apple/sexsearch.com anniversary addition

FreeOnes 02-11-2005 04:27 PM
*LOL*

sorry man

O MARINA 02-11-2005 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by webair
ohh shit that sucks tell her it was the apple/sexsearch.com anniversary addition

nice one Mike :1orglaugh

Xtriker 02-11-2005 04:55 PM
you've just fucked yourself :1orglaugh

Nader 02-11-2005 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JulianSosa
I have been dating this nice girl for about 5 months. Last week was her mothers birthday. I recieved an ipod from sexsearch about 3 weeks ago. Since I already had an ipod I decided to give the new one to my girlfriends mom for her birthday. So we wrapped it up and sent it to her. Yesterday I got a call from my girlfriend who was sreaming and asking where I got that ipod. I told her at the apple store ofcourse.

It turns out the ipod was engraved with sexsearch.com adult personal on the back and now my girlfriend and her mom thinks I put that there as some sort of mean joke. (The mom is single and very shy around men)



Im fucked I dont know what to do. My girl wont talk to me and her mother is pissed
Classic story man..i'm sorry to hear that..Just tell the truth

JulianSosa 02-11-2005 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Entropy
You'd be wise to take this advice and run with it...

Look like my best bet.

Persius 02-14-2005 03:46 PM
so did she buy the story?

CAHEK 02-14-2005 04:14 PM
:1orglaugh

nico-t 02-14-2005 06:31 PM
hahaa too funny

beemk 02-14-2005 08:04 PM
hahahaha owned bad, why not just tell her the truth?

Easton 02-14-2005 08:06 PM
a true classic...

Axeman 02-14-2005 08:11 PM
I think Furious story is your only bet!


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