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My damn dog!
my damn dog chewed into a sack of garbage and strew it all over the kitchen
damn dog! |
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i fucked her
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then he ate all the leftovers -- then puked them up all over the house
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then he went to the mall and maxed out all my credit cards
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then he stole a car and tried to outrun the police across the mexican border
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then i found out he is involved in that nigerian email scam...
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Are you sure its a dog and not a hirsuite midget?
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must be a basset
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Cut his Nuts off.
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Ha !
My horse jumped and bent a 5 foot metal horse fence last night ! Beat that !
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How old is he?
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I get the feeling you are a little bit bored.
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Today my dog got into a cupboard and ate a bunch of leftover christmas candy.... now every time I see M&M's I'm going to think of doggie diarreah with a candy-coated shell...
Damn dog!
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My Pookie laid around and did nothing all day. Same as any other day.
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LOL, Mishi and I woke up to the news that our Siberian Huskey managed to snatch a pidgeon. Carcass and feathers all over the back yard.
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My darn doberman bit someone last saturday
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thats why you dont leave anything like that accessable for your dog to get into. i sure hope you have your cleaning supplies etc put away. you're supposed to keep the garbage can under the sink or in a cupboard if you have a dog.
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Just be glad your dog didn't find where you stashed the Marquis Jet Card, or he'd be flying him and all the bitches in the neighborhood to Las Vegas for the weekend.
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his dog went out to the pool and then jumped in his bed to shake off
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My daschund is obsessed with garbage cans, even if there's nothing in it that should be attracting him with smell. He takes a running start and knocks them over
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