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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940

    #1

    My damn dog!

    my damn dog chewed into a sack of garbage and strew it all over the kitchen

    damn dog!
    Abra-cadabra!
  • boneprone
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    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #2
    i fucked her

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    • SteveLightspeed
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 7940

      #3
      then he ate all the leftovers -- then puked them up all over the house

      damn dog!
      Abra-cadabra!

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      • SteveLightspeed
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 7940

        #4
        then he went to the mall and maxed out all my credit cards

        damn dog!
        Abra-cadabra!

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        • SteveLightspeed
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 7940

          #5
          then he stole a car and tried to outrun the police across the mexican border

          damn dog!
          Abra-cadabra!

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          • SteveLightspeed
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 7940

            #6
            then i found out he is involved in that nigerian email scam...

            damn dog!
            Abra-cadabra!

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            • NetRodent
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 3985

              #7
              Are you sure its a dog and not a hirsuite midget?
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              • SleazyDream
                I'm here for SPORT
                • Jul 2001
                • 41470

                #8
                must be a basset
                This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                Now read without the word dog.

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                • Poppy
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 6254

                  #9
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                  • J-Reel
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 3782

                    #10
                    Cut his Nuts off.
                    That will at least keep him from running up your credit cards.

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                    • Honeyslut
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 6436

                      #11
                      Ha !

                      My horse jumped and bent a 5 foot metal horse fence last night !

                      Beat that !
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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lightspeed
                        then he went to the mall and maxed out all my credit cards

                        damn dog!

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                        • BradShaw
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7840

                          #13
                          How old is he?
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                          • OzMan84
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 4740

                            #14
                            Originally posted by J-Reel
                            Cut his Nuts off.
                            That will at least keep him from running up your credit cards.


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                            • wyldblyss
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 5779

                              #15
                              I get the feeling you are a little bit bored.

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                              • cocky
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2044

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                then he stole a car and tried to outrun the police across the mexican border

                                damn dog!
                                I haven't laughed this hard in months.
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                                • SteveLightspeed
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 7940

                                  #17
                                  Today my dog got into a cupboard and ate a bunch of leftover christmas candy.... now every time I see M&M's I'm going to think of doggie diarreah with a candy-coated shell...


                                  Damn dog!
                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                  • laura99
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 877

                                    #18
                                    My Pookie laid around and did nothing all day. Same as any other day.

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                                    • venturi
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 386

                                      #19
                                      LOL, Mishi and I woke up to the news that our Siberian Huskey managed to snatch a pidgeon. Carcass and feathers all over the back yard.
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                                      • radical
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 2876

                                        #20
                                        My darn doberman bit someone last saturday




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                                        • beemk
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                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 20829

                                          #21
                                          thats why you dont leave anything like that accessable for your dog to get into. i sure hope you have your cleaning supplies etc put away. you're supposed to keep the garbage can under the sink or in a cupboard if you have a dog.
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                                          • erehwon
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 3759

                                            #22
                                            Just be glad your dog didn't find where you stashed the Marquis Jet Card, or he'd be flying him and all the bitches in the neighborhood to Las Vegas for the weekend.
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                                            • Tanker
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2000
                                              • 9287

                                              #23
                                              his dog went out to the pool and then jumped in his bed to shake off

                                              damn dog

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                                              • Basic_man
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 27360

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by boneprone
                                                i fucked her
                                                the garbage bag ?
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                                                • mardigras
                                                  Bon temps!
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 14194

                                                  #25
                                                  My daschund is obsessed with garbage cans, even if there's nothing in it that should be attracting him with smell. He takes a running start and knocks them over
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                                                  • Lykos
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 31032

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by boneprone
                                                    i fucked her
                                                    I am sure u didhaha

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