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Thomas van de Koch · 02-14-2005, 01:30 PM

SEA ANIMALS ENTERTAINMENT has a job position open.

~ job requirements: taking care of our Sea Animals, f.e. feeding them or cleaning their shit twice daily
~ relocation to Dallas required
~ payment: $2250 per month + 1% shares in our company
~ we dont dicriminate our employees by age, gender, sex, race or religion
~ former gallery submitters will get preferential treatment

If you are interested, please send your application to [email protected]

*** Please serious replies only ***

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch
----------------------
CEO of Sea Animals.com

Sea Animals Cash.com - find your way to financial freedom

COMING SOON

BastarD · 02-14-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

taking care of our Sea Animals, f.e. feeding them or cleaning their shit twice daily

lol, shitty work hehe :D

But, great, good luck with finding ppl on these places

evanmorgan · 02-14-2005, 01:37 PM

lol hahah

UniversalPass Pete · 02-14-2005, 01:40 PM

Do we get free seafood?

alexg · 02-14-2005, 01:43 PM

talk to $5 submissions

Jennifer84 · 02-14-2005, 01:57 PM

Do I get to swim with dolphins?

Manowar · 02-14-2005, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BastarD

lol, shitty work hehe :D

But, great, good luck with finding ppl on these places

swedguy · 02-14-2005, 02:03 PM

If I apply, can I hangout with the Manatees?

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2005, 03:40 PM

yuvalus · 02-14-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

SEA ANIMALS ENTERTAINMENT has a job position open.

~ job requirements: taking care of our Sea Animals, f.e. feeding them or cleaning their shit twice daily
~ relocation to Dallas required
~ payment: $2250 per month + 1% shares in our company
~ we dont dicriminate our employees by age, gender, sex, race or religion
~ former gallery submitters will get preferential treatment

If you are interested, please send your application to [email protected]

*** Please serious replies only ***

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch
----------------------
CEO of Sea Animals.com

Sea Animals Cash.com - find your way to financial freedom

COMING SOON

attention_whore · 02-14-2005, 03:52 PM

Manansala · 02-14-2005, 03:53 PM

I'm in the Philippines. Cover my relocation expenses.

sonofsam · 02-14-2005, 03:54 PM

wtf lol...

Mike Okitch · 02-14-2005, 04:26 PM

What's your sexual harassment policy?

What if you catch someone trying to get a blowjob from the fishes or other sea animals?

What if they really try to catch crabs...but in an entirely different way?

polish_aristocrat · 02-14-2005, 05:27 PM

I wonder how many applications Thomas will get

$5 submissions · 02-15-2005, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

talk to $5 submissions

LOL I don't think that's listed in http://www.webmasterlabor.com/services.html

Project-Shadow · 02-15-2005, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

LOL I don't think that's listed in http://www.webmasterlabor.com/services.html

I'm sure someone would be willing to try.

Entropy · 02-15-2005, 04:16 AM

sea animals in dallas?

digifan · 02-15-2005, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

~ former gallery submitters will get preferential treatment

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Corleone · 02-15-2005, 05:33 AM

great offer.. check your mail :D

Thomas van de Koch · 02-15-2005, 09:20 AM

Received two offers so far.
Stiil looking for more.

thanks for your understanding,

Thomas

nojob · 02-15-2005, 09:31 AM

I am finally goin to swim with the fishes like those guys in black keep telling me that i am going to !

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 02-15-2005, 09:37 AM

only if i could be relocated, i love to try it then....

animals exerts good energy,...good luck in your project, that's gonna be fun & useful for sure

polish_aristocrat · 02-15-2005, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow

only if i could be relocated, i love to try it then....

animals exerts good energy,...good luck in your project, that's gonna be fun & useful for sure

you'd prefer working for Thomas van den Koch than Dugmor?

Lykos · 02-15-2005, 11:23 AM

haha,for the moment i tought it was serious

Thomas van de Koch · 02-15-2005, 04:12 PM

Final bump. Still looking for applications.

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch

Juicy D. Links · 02-15-2005, 04:15 PM

JFPdude · 02-15-2005, 04:18 PM

Can you assign me my own dolphin so I can sit and wax the dolphin all day?

Would catching the crabs be considered an on the job injury? If so will workmans comp pay?

Thomas van de Koch · 02-16-2005, 07:50 AM

Sir,

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFPdude

Can you assign me my own dolphin so I can sit and wax the dolphin all day?

Would catching the crabs be considered an on the job injury? If so will workmans comp pay?

This should be discussed on the phone.
Please post your number here and Kylle Hoppes will get back to you.

thanks,

Thomas

Nicky · 02-16-2005, 07:57 AM

wow, this is great! Im mailing you right now Thomas

Thomas van de Koch · 02-16-2005, 11:22 AM

Email received and replied.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

wow, this is great! Im mailing you right now Thomas

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch

CEO of Sea Animals.com

BVF · 02-16-2005, 11:24 AM

How long will this lame sea animals joke last? It was NEVER funny and it gets even more morbid, the more you try to beat this dead horse of a joke.

Undisputed1 · 02-16-2005, 11:47 AM

hehe, I got hired...

JFPdude · 02-16-2005, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas van de Koch

Sir,
This should be discussed on the phone.
Please post your number here and Kylle Hoppes will get back to you.

thanks,

Thomas

My number is 1-900-wax-dolph

I am awaiting kylle's call

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undisputed1

hehe, I got hired...

Once I speak to kylle on the phone about my dolphin waxing expieirience I'm sure I will get the job so you should start looking for another job.

Juicy D. Links · 07-16-2007, 08:37 PM

bobby666 · 07-16-2007, 10:22 PM

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Juicy D. Links · 01-24-2008, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

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CaptainHowdy · 01-24-2008, 07:52 PM

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WinstonTriplexcash · 01-24-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manansala

I'm in the Philippines. Cover my relocation expenses.

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