JOB POSITION OPEN: Please post your resume and apply, you won't be disappointed !
 

SEA ANIMALS ENTERTAINMENT has a job position open.


~ job requirements: taking care of our Sea Animals, f.e. feeding them or cleaning their shit twice daily
~ relocation to Dallas required
~ payment: $2250 per month + 1% shares in our company
~ we dont dicriminate our employees by age, gender, sex, race or religion
~ former gallery submitters will get preferential treatment

If you are interested, please send your application to [email protected]


*** Please serious replies only ***


thanks,


Thomas van de Koch
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CEO of Sea Animals.com

Sea Animals Cash.com - find your way to financial freedom

COMING SOON

lol, shitty work hehe :D

But, great, good luck with finding ppl on these places
:thumbsup

lol hahah

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Do we get free seafood? :pimp

talk to $5 submissions

Do I get to swim with dolphins?

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If I apply, can I hangout with the Manatees?

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:action-sm

I'm in the Philippines. Cover my relocation expenses.

wtf lol...

What's your sexual harassment policy?

What if you catch someone trying to get a blowjob from the fishes or other sea animals?

What if they really try to catch crabs...but in an entirely different way?

I wonder how many applications Thomas will get

LOL I don't think that's listed in http://www.webmasterlabor.com/services.html

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I'm sure someone would be willing to try. :winkwink:

sea animals in dallas? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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great offer.. check your mail :D

Received two offers so far.
Stiil looking for more.

thanks for your understanding,


Thomas

I am finally goin to swim with the fishes like those guys in black keep telling me that i am going to !

only if i could be relocated, i love to try it then....:)
animals exerts good energy,...good luck in your project, that's gonna be fun & useful for sure :thumbsup

you'd prefer working for Thomas van den Koch than Dugmor? :error

haha,for the moment i tought it was serious :1orglaugh

Final bump. Still looking for applications.

thanks,


Thomas van de Koch

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Can you assign me my own dolphin so I can sit and wax the dolphin all day?

Would catching the crabs be considered an on the job injury? If so will workmans comp pay?

Sir, This should be discussed on the phone.
Please post your number here and Kylle Hoppes will get back to you.


thanks,


Thomas

wow, this is great! Im mailing you right now Thomas :thumbsup

Email received and replied. :)

thanks,

Thomas van de Koch

CEO of Sea Animals.com

How long will this lame sea animals joke last? It was NEVER funny and it gets even more morbid, the more you try to beat this dead horse of a joke.

hehe, I got hired...

My number is 1-900-wax-dolph

I am awaiting kylle's call



Once I speak to kylle on the phone about my dolphin waxing expieirience I'm sure I will get the job so you should start looking for another job.

"rudolfo daktari"

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Quack ...

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