Chuck Noris hates online porn...look at what I've found.. - GoFuckYourself.com

Rui · 02-14-2005, 09:28 AM

Yep its true..The Texas Ranger doesn't seem to enjoy online porn:

so much he is even in the boxart...

UniversalPass Pete · 02-14-2005, 09:29 AM

We should protest against his bad acting!

Thumbking · 02-14-2005, 09:35 AM

Is he desperate or what...

Max protect... more like Max homo

Jennifer84 · 02-14-2005, 09:37 AM

That guy will do anything for a buck!

Rui · 02-14-2005, 09:38 AM

Its quite sad indeed....tskk tskk

StuartD · 02-14-2005, 09:40 AM

I dunno, see that wry smile? Seems to me there's a secret there.... like he's thinking "yeah, I'll take your money to endorse this so that I can get myself some more memberships to those porn sites I like!"

E.Kant · 02-14-2005, 09:40 AM

i bet this software sucks at least the same like his acting skills and texas ranger

Rui · 02-14-2005, 09:44 AM

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be

skillfull · 02-14-2005, 09:45 AM

Rui · 02-14-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by skillfull

He wasn't very metro back then..

rollinOn20s · 02-14-2005, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete

We should protest against his bad acting!

gh0st · 02-14-2005, 10:24 AM

Dude Chuck Noris will beat all our asses at the same time

Adultlegal · 02-14-2005, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete

We should protest against his bad acting!

watch out man, from what I've seen on the board Chuck Norris may be registered soon and posting here

Spunky · 02-14-2005, 11:19 AM

Chuck loves the cock..it's true

SGS · 02-14-2005, 11:31 AM

He must be about 60 now?

BuggyG · 02-14-2005, 11:48 AM

well Walker Texas Ranger is getting to him
what happened to the days he was fighting against Bruce Lee??
being the bad guy and all

The Bootyologist · 02-14-2005, 11:49 AM

lmfao that's great!!

jt420 · 02-14-2005, 11:51 AM

walker, texas ranger. talk about washed up..

chodadog · 02-14-2005, 12:01 PM

His cameo appearance in Dodgeball totally made my visit to the cinema. I mean sure, dodgeball kicked ass, but twice as much because of him. Chuck Norris is cool as fuck.

alexg · 02-14-2005, 12:03 PM

max protect sounds like a good name for a condoms' brand

SykkBoy · 02-14-2005, 12:05 PM

Thanks Chuck Norris!

sweetME · 02-14-2005, 12:06 PM

I hate him anyway, he sucks as an actor.

Nismo · 02-14-2005, 12:08 PM

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JFK · 02-14-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I dunno, see that wry smile? Seems to me there's a secret there.... like he's thinking "yeah, I'll take your money to endorse this so that I can get myself some more memberships to those porn sites I like!"

stealing this quote..............
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be

SykkBoy · 02-14-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetME

I hate him anyway, he sucks as an actor.

someone's gonna burn in hel for that statement...
he is amongst the holy trinity of 80's asskickers
Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Norris

and once in awhile Dudikoff will stand in for Norris

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