Chuck Noris hates online porn...look at what I've found..
 

Yep its true..The Texas Ranger doesn't seem to enjoy online porn:

http://www.max.com/imgp/cp.top.jpg
http://www.max.com/imgp/cp.quote.gif

so much he is even in the boxart...
http://www.max.com/imgp/n.software.jpg

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We should protest against his bad acting! :winkwink:

Is he desperate or what...

Max protect... more like Max homo

That guy will do anything for a buck!

Its quite sad indeed....tskk tskk

I dunno, see that wry smile? Seems to me there's a secret there.... like he's thinking "yeah, I'll take your money to endorse this so that I can get myself some more memberships to those porn sites I like!"

i bet this software sucks at least the same like his acting skills and texas ranger

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be

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He wasn't very metro back then.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Dude Chuck Noris will beat all our asses at the same time

watch out man, from what I've seen on the board Chuck Norris may be registered soon and posting here :1orglaugh

Chuck loves the cock..it's true

He must be about 60 now?

well Walker Texas Ranger is getting to him
what happened to the days he was fighting against Bruce Lee??
being the bad guy and all :disgust

lmfao that's great!!

walker, texas ranger. talk about washed up..

His cameo appearance in Dodgeball totally made my visit to the cinema. I mean sure, dodgeball kicked ass, but twice as much because of him. Chuck Norris is cool as fuck.

max protect sounds like a good name for a condoms' brand

Thanks Chuck Norris!

I hate him anyway, he sucks as an actor.

stealing this quote..............
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas look behind you,
Cuz that's where the rangers are gonna be

someone's gonna burn in hel for that statement...
he is amongst the holy trinity of 80's asskickers
Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Norris

and once in awhile Dudikoff will stand in for Norris