a small joke before i head to bed - GoFuckYourself.com

sonofsam · 02-13-2005, 04:50 AM

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She Replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, i'm in room 436."

Manowar · 02-13-2005, 05:10 AM

DarkJedi · 02-13-2005, 05:11 AM

good one

Dagwolf · 02-13-2005, 05:14 AM

I got a chuckle out of that, at least...

Homer · 02-13-2005, 05:17 AM

nice

Jennifer84 · 02-13-2005, 06:06 AM

that was funny

tungsten · 02-13-2005, 06:08 AM

good one

alexg · 02-13-2005, 06:11 AM

nice one

spideriux · 02-13-2005, 07:37 AM

another good one :D

02-13-2005, 04:50 AM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	a small joke before i head to bed A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She Replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, i'm in room 436." __________________ I like turtles.

02-13-2005, 05:14 AM	#4
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02-13-2005, 07:37 AM	#9
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