a small joke before i head to bed
 

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

































She Replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, i'm in room 436."

:1orglaugh

good one :)

I got a chuckle out of that, at least... :1orglaugh

nice :1orglaugh

that was funny :1orglaugh

good one :thumbsup

nice one :1orglaugh

another good one :D