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SplitInfinity · 02-12-2005, 05:37 AM

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries
to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased
blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it
ha is anymore.ha So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is
ha parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame
ha Bill Gates...okay?

Bye!
Have a Great Day!

sonofsam · 02-12-2005, 05:40 AM

if your website doesn't load properly because you cant design worht shit
.. you blame the webhost

SplitInfinity · 02-12-2005, 05:40 AM

Heheheh! Yeah, thats the spirit!

sonofsam · 02-12-2005, 05:42 AM

if you try and break into someones house and get hurt
...you sue the homeowner

sonofsam · 02-12-2005, 05:43 AM

if your fat ass is overweight....
you blame fastfood establishments....

sonofsam · 02-12-2005, 05:44 AM

if you get known worldwide for being caught jacking off in your dorm room by fellow college students

YOU BLAME EBAUMSWORLD

SplitInfinity · 02-12-2005, 05:44 AM

Who's next?

sonofsam · 02-12-2005, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

Who's next?

in sequential order..

1. maria carey
2. elton john
3. bruce willis
4. willis
5. karate kid
6. mr miagi
7. jean claude van dam
8. ken shamrock

SplitInfinity · 02-12-2005, 06:12 AM

huh?
:-)

body · 02-12-2005, 06:42 AM

hehehehee nice post

Cassie · 02-12-2005, 06:53 AM

hahahahah

AnaNicole · 02-12-2005, 07:06 AM

hilarius!!!

JFK · 02-12-2005, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

if your website doesn't load properly because you cant design worht shit
.. you blame the webhost

Homer · 02-12-2005, 07:42 AM

if you are stupid you blame your parents :D

polish_aristocrat · 02-12-2005, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries
to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased
blames the airline.

is this a real story? I hope NOT

wyldblyss · 02-12-2005, 07:49 AM

Great post, loved it. Funny how blame works

Techie Media · 02-12-2005, 07:49 AM

Great Post

tungsten · 02-12-2005, 08:13 AM

funny stuff :D

02-12-2005, 05:37 AM	#1
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Blame (drama) Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it ha is anymore.ha So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is ha parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame ha Bill Gates...okay? Bye! Have a Great Day! Last edited by SplitInfinity; 02-12-2005 at 05:38 AM..

02-12-2005, 05:40 AM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	if your website doesn't load properly because you cant design worht shit .. you blame the webhost __________________ I like turtles.

02-12-2005, 05:42 AM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	if you try and break into someones house and get hurt ...you sue the homeowner __________________ I like turtles.

02-12-2005, 05:43 AM	#5
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	if your fat ass is overweight.... you blame fastfood establishments.... __________________ I like turtles.

02-12-2005, 05:44 AM	#6
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	if you get known worldwide for being caught jacking off in your dorm room by fellow college students YOU BLAME EBAUMSWORLD __________________ I like turtles.

02-12-2005, 06:12 AM	#9
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	huh? :-)

02-12-2005, 06:42 AM	#10
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02-12-2005, 06:53 AM	#11
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02-12-2005, 07:06 AM	#12
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02-12-2005, 07:42 AM	#14
Homer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,780	if you are stupid you blame your parents :D

02-12-2005, 07:49 AM	#16
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Great post, loved it. Funny how blame works

02-12-2005, 07:49 AM	#17
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02-12-2005, 08:13 AM	#18
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